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| Chuck Norris doesn't surf the web. The web surfs Chuck Norris. | Čak Noris ne surfa po internetu. Internet surfa za Čakom Norrisom. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't surf the web. The web surfs Chuck Norris. Čak Noris ne surfa po internetu. Internet surfa za Čakom Norrisom.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't get sunburn. The sun gets Chuck Norris burn. | Čak Noris ne dobija opekotine od sunca. Čak Noris dobija opekotine od sunca. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't get sunburn. The sun gets Chuck Norris burn. Čak Noris ne dobija opekotine od sunca. Čak Noris dobija opekotine od sunca.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't parallel park. He parks and the street becomes parallel. | Chuck Norris se ne parkira paralelno. On parkira i ulica postaje paralelna. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't parallel park. He parks and the street becomes parallel. Chuck Norris se ne parkira paralelno. On parkira i ulica postaje paralelna.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't have DNA. DNA has Chuck Norris. | Čak Noris nema DNK. DNK ima Čaka Norrisa. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't have DNA. DNA has Chuck Norris. Čak Noris nema DNK. DNK ima Čaka Norrisa.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't need Twitter. He's already following you. | Chuck Norrisu ne treba Twitter. On te već prati. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't need Twitter. He's already following you. Chuck Norrisu ne treba Twitter. On te već prati.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't shave. He kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris. | Čak Noris se ne brije. On se udara nogom u lice. Jedino što može porezati Čaka Norrisa je Čak Noris. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't shave. He kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris. Čak Noris se ne brije. On se udara nogom u lice. Jedino što može porezati Čaka Norrisa je Čak Noris.
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| Chuck Norris can make a campfire by rubbing two ice cubes together. | Chuck Norris može napraviti logorsku vatru trljajući dvije kocke leda jednu o drugu. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris can make a campfire by rubbing two ice cubes together. Chuck Norris može napraviti logorsku vatru trljajući dvije kocke leda jednu o drugu.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't have a computer. Just a keyboard that he yells at. | Chuck Norris nema računar. Samo tastaturu na koju viče. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a computer. Just a keyboard that he yells at. Chuck Norris nema računar. Samo tastaturu na koju viče.
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| Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle. | Chuck Norris može napraviti wheelie na monociklu. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle. Chuck Norris može napraviti wheelie na monociklu.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't have chest hair. He has a forest of fury. | Chuck Norris nema dlake na prsima. On ima šumu bijesa. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't have chest hair. He has a forest of fury. Chuck Norris nema dlake na prsima. On ima šumu bijesa.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't breathe air. Air hides in his lungs for protection. | Chuck Norris ne udiše zrak. Zrak se krije u njegovim plućima radi zaštite. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't breathe air. Air hides in his lungs for protection. Chuck Norris ne udiše zrak. Zrak se krije u njegovim plućima radi zaštite.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't go on the internet. He IS the internet. | Chuck Norris ne ide na internet. On JESTE internet. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't go on the internet. He IS the internet. Chuck Norris ne ide na internet. On JESTE internet.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't use pickup lines. He simply says, 'Now.' | Chuck Norris ne koristi uvodne rečenice. On jednostavno kaže: 'Sad.' | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't use pickup lines. He simply says, 'Now.' Chuck Norris ne koristi uvodne rečenice. On jednostavno kaže: 'Sad.'
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| Chuck Norris doesn't need an alarm clock. His beard wakes him up. | Chuck Norrisu ne treba budilnik. Njegova brada ga budi. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't need an alarm clock. His beard wakes him up. Chuck Norrisu ne treba budilnik. Njegova brada ga budi.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't have to worry about changing his clock twice a year for daylight savings time. The sun rises and sets when Chuck Norris tells it to. | Čak Noris ne mora da brine o tome da li će dva puta godišnje mijenjati sat zbog ljetnog računanja vremena. Sunce izlazi i zalazi kada mu Čak Noris kaže. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't have to worry about changing his clock twice a year for daylight savings time. The sun rises and sets when Chuck Norris tells it to. Čak Noris ne mora da brine o tome da li će dva puta godišnje mijenjati sat zbog ljetnog računanja vremena. Sunce izlazi i zalazi kada mu Čak Noris kaže.
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