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| Chuck Norris doesn't need batteries. Electronic devices power themselves in his presence. | Chuck Norrisu ne trebaju baterije. Elektronski uređaji se sami napajaju u njegovom prisustvu. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't need batteries. Electronic devices power themselves in his presence. Chuck Norrisu ne trebaju baterije. Elektronski uređaji se sami napajaju u njegovom prisustvu.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't use maps. The world rearranges itself for his convenience. | Čak Noris ne koristi mape. Svijet se preuređuje za njegovu udobnost. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't use maps. The world rearranges itself for his convenience. Čak Noris ne koristi mape. Svijet se preuređuje za njegovu udobnost.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't pay taxes. Taxes pay Chuck Norris. | Čak Noris ne plaća porez. Porezi plaćaju Čaka Norrisa. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't pay taxes. Taxes pay Chuck Norris. Čak Noris ne plaća porez. Porezi plaćaju Čaka Norrisa.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't use elevators. Buildings rise to meet him. | Čak Noris ne koristi liftove. Zgrade se dižu da ga dočekaju. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't use elevators. Buildings rise to meet him. Čak Noris ne koristi liftove. Zgrade se dižu da ga dočekaju.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't need a driver's license. Cars drive themselves for him. | Chuck Norrisu ne treba vozačka dozvola. Automobili se sami voze za njega. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a driver's license. Cars drive themselves for him. Chuck Norrisu ne treba vozačka dozvola. Automobili se sami voze za njega.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't use a computer mouse. The mouse uses Chuck Norris. | Čak Noris ne koristi kompjuterski miš. Miš koristi Čaka Norrisa. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't use a computer mouse. The mouse uses Chuck Norris. Čak Noris ne koristi kompjuterski miš. Miš koristi Čaka Norrisa.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't knock on doors. Doors knock for Chuck Norris. | Čak Noris ne kuca na vrata. Vrata kucaju za Čaka Norrisa. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't knock on doors. Doors knock for Chuck Norris. Čak Noris ne kuca na vrata. Vrata kucaju za Čaka Norrisa.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't open doors. Doors open themselves for Chuck Norris. | Čak Noris ne otvara vrata. Vrata se sama otvaraju Čaku Norisu. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't open doors. Doors open themselves for Chuck Norris. Čak Noris ne otvara vrata. Vrata se sama otvaraju Čaku Norisu.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't drink coffee. Coffee drinks Chuck Norris. | Čak Noris ne pije kafu. Kafu pije Čak Noris. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't drink coffee. Coffee drinks Chuck Norris. Čak Noris ne pije kafu. Kafu pije Čak Noris.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't need a recipe. Food cooks itself in his presence. | Chuck Norrisu ne treba recept. Hrana se sama kuha u njegovom prisustvu. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a recipe. Food cooks itself in his presence. Chuck Norrisu ne treba recept. Hrana se sama kuha u njegovom prisustvu.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't get parking tickets. The police give him awards for creative parking. | Čak Noris ne dobija kazne za parkiranje. Policija mu daje nagrade za kreativno parkiranje. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't get parking tickets. The police give him awards for creative parking. Čak Noris ne dobija kazne za parkiranje. Policija mu daje nagrade za kreativno parkiranje.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't go to the gym. The gym comes to Chuck Norris. | Čak Noris ne ide u teretanu. Teretana dolazi Čaku Norisu. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't go to the gym. The gym comes to Chuck Norris. Čak Noris ne ide u teretanu. Teretana dolazi Čaku Norisu.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't need a parachute to skydive. He just grabs a passing bird. | Chuck Norrisu ne treba padobran za skok padobranom. On samo uhvati pticu u prolazu. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a parachute to skydive. He just grabs a passing bird. Chuck Norrisu ne treba padobran za skok padobranom. On samo uhvati pticu u prolazu.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't use spell check. If he misspells a word, the dictionary changes the spelling. | Chuck Norris ne koristi provjeru pravopisa. Ako pogrešno napiše riječ, rječnik je promijeni. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't use spell check. If he misspells a word, the dictionary changes the spelling. Chuck Norris ne koristi provjeru pravopisa. Ako pogrešno napiše riječ, rječnik je promijeni.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't need Google. He IS the search engine. | Chuck Norrisu ne treba Google. On JESTE pretraživač. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't need Google. He IS the search engine. Chuck Norrisu ne treba Google. On JESTE pretraživač.
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