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| Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants. | Čak Noris ne čita knjige. On ih proučava dok ne dobije informacije koje želi. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants. Čak Noris ne čita knjige. On ih proučava dok ne dobije informacije koje želi.
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| Chuck Norris can make onions cry. | Chuck Norris može rasplakati luk. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris can make onions cry. Chuck Norris može rasplakati luk.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't take showers. He takes blood baths. | Chuck Norris se ne tušira. On se kupa u krvi. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't take showers. He takes blood baths. Chuck Norris se ne tušira. On se kupa u krvi.
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| Chuck Norris can make fire with two ice cubes. | Chuck Norris može zapaliti vatru s dvije kocke leda. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris can make fire with two ice cubes. Chuck Norris može zapaliti vatru s dvije kocke leda.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't wear sunglasses. The sun wears Chuck Norris glasses. | Čak Noris ne nosi sunčane naočale. Sunce nosi naočale Čaka Norrisa. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't wear sunglasses. The sun wears Chuck Norris glasses. Čak Noris ne nosi sunčane naočale. Sunce nosi naočale Čaka Norrisa.
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| Chuck Norris can cook minute rice in 30 seconds. | Chuck Norris može skuhati minutnu rižu za 30 sekundi. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris can cook minute rice in 30 seconds. Chuck Norris može skuhati minutnu rižu za 30 sekundi.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't throw up. He throws down. | Čak Noris ne povraća. On baca dolje. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't throw up. He throws down. Čak Noris ne povraća. On baca dolje.
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| Chuck Norris can play the violin with a piano. | Chuck Norris može svirati violinu s klavirom. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris can play the violin with a piano. Chuck Norris može svirati violinu s klavirom.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't get brain freeze. Slurpees know when to back down. | Chuck Norris se ne zamrzava. Slatkiši znaju kada treba odustati. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't get brain freeze. Slurpees know when to back down. Chuck Norris se ne zamrzava. Slatkiši znaju kada treba odustati.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting. Hunting implies failure. Chuck Norris goes killing. | Čak Noris ne ide u lov. Lov podrazumijeva neuspjeh. Čak Noris ide ubijati. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting. Hunting implies failure. Chuck Norris goes killing. Čak Noris ne ide u lov. Lov podrazumijeva neuspjeh. Čak Noris ide ubijati.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't need a GPS. The GPS needs Chuck Norris. | Chuck Norrisu ne treba GPS. GPS-u treba Chuck Norris. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a GPS. The GPS needs Chuck Norris. Chuck Norrisu ne treba GPS. GPS-u treba Chuck Norris.
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| Chuck Norris can make a Happy Meal cry. | Čak Noris može rasplakati Happy Meal. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris can make a Happy Meal cry. Čak Noris može rasplakati Happy Meal.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong number. You pick up the wrong phone. | Chuck Norris ne bira pogrešan broj. Ti podižeš pogrešnu slušalicu. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong number. You pick up the wrong phone. Chuck Norris ne bira pogrešan broj. Ti podižeš pogrešnu slušalicu.
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| Chuck Norris can cut through a hot knife with butter. | Chuck Norris može rezati vrući nož s maslacem. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris can cut through a hot knife with butter. Chuck Norris može rezati vrući nož s maslacem.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet. He scares the crap out of it. | Čak Noris ne pušta vodu u toaletu. On ga prestraši do smrti. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet. He scares the crap out of it. Čak Noris ne pušta vodu u toaletu. On ga prestraši do smrti.
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