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| Chuck Norris doesn't surf the web. The web surfs Chuck Norris. | U-Chuck Norris akayisebenzisi iwebhu. Iwebhu ingena ku-Chuck Norris. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't surf the web. The web surfs Chuck Norris. U-Chuck Norris akayisebenzisi iwebhu. Iwebhu ingena ku-Chuck Norris.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't get sunburn. The sun gets Chuck Norris burn. | U-Chuck Norris akashiswa yilanga. Ilanga lishisa u-Chuck Norris. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't get sunburn. The sun gets Chuck Norris burn. U-Chuck Norris akashiswa yilanga. Ilanga lishisa u-Chuck Norris.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't parallel park. He parks and the street becomes parallel. | U-Chuck Norris akahambisani nepaki. Uyapaka futhi umgwaqo uyahambisana. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't parallel park. He parks and the street becomes parallel. U-Chuck Norris akahambisani nepaki. Uyapaka futhi umgwaqo uyahambisana.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't have DNA. DNA has Chuck Norris. | U-Chuck Norris akanayo i-DNA. I-DNA ino-Chuck Norris. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't have DNA. DNA has Chuck Norris. U-Chuck Norris akanayo i-DNA. I-DNA ino-Chuck Norris.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't need Twitter. He's already following you. | U-Chuck Norris akayidingi i-Twitter. Usevele wakulandela. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't need Twitter. He's already following you. U-Chuck Norris akayidingi i-Twitter. Usevele wakulandela.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't shave. He kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris. | U-Chuck Norris akagundi. Azikhahlele ebusweni. Okuwukuphela kwento engasika uChuck Norris nguChuck Norris. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't shave. He kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris. U-Chuck Norris akagundi. Azikhahlele ebusweni. Okuwukuphela kwento engasika uChuck Norris nguChuck Norris.
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| Chuck Norris can make a campfire by rubbing two ice cubes together. | U-Chuck Norris angakwazi ukwenza umlilo wekamu ngokuhlikihla ama-ice cubes amabili ndawonye. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris can make a campfire by rubbing two ice cubes together. U-Chuck Norris angakwazi ukwenza umlilo wekamu ngokuhlikihla ama-ice cubes amabili ndawonye.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't have a computer. Just a keyboard that he yells at. | U-Chuck Norris akanayo ikhompuyutha. I-keyboard nje ayimemezayo. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a computer. Just a keyboard that he yells at. U-Chuck Norris akanayo ikhompuyutha. I-keyboard nje ayimemezayo.
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| Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle. | U-Chuck Norris angakwazi ukwenza isondo nge-unicycle. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle. U-Chuck Norris angakwazi ukwenza isondo nge-unicycle.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't have chest hair. He has a forest of fury. | U-Chuck Norris akanazo izinwele zesifuba. Unehlathi lolaka. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't have chest hair. He has a forest of fury. U-Chuck Norris akanazo izinwele zesifuba. Unehlathi lolaka.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't breathe air. Air hides in his lungs for protection. | U-Chuck Norris akawuphefumuli umoya. Umoya ucasha emaphashini akhe ukuze avikeleke. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't breathe air. Air hides in his lungs for protection. U-Chuck Norris akawuphefumuli umoya. Umoya ucasha emaphashini akhe ukuze avikeleke.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't go on the internet. He IS the internet. | U-Chuck Norris akayi ku-inthanethi. UYI-inthanethi. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't go on the internet. He IS the internet. U-Chuck Norris akayi ku-inthanethi. UYI-inthanethi.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't use pickup lines. He simply says, 'Now.' | U-Chuck Norris akasebenzisi imigqa yokulanda. Uvele athi, 'Manje.' | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't use pickup lines. He simply says, 'Now.' U-Chuck Norris akasebenzisi imigqa yokulanda. Uvele athi, 'Manje.'
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| Chuck Norris doesn't need an alarm clock. His beard wakes him up. | U-Chuck Norris akadingi iwashi le-alamu. Intshebe yakhe iyamvusa. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't need an alarm clock. His beard wakes him up. U-Chuck Norris akadingi iwashi le-alamu. Intshebe yakhe iyamvusa.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't have to worry about changing his clock twice a year for daylight savings time. The sun rises and sets when Chuck Norris tells it to. | U-Chuck Norris akudingeki akhathazeke ngokushintsha iwashi lakhe kabili ngonyaka ukuze athole isikhathi sokulondoloza emini. Ilanga liphuma futhi lishona lapho u-Chuck Norris ekutshela. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't have to worry about changing his clock twice a year for daylight savings time. The sun rises and sets when Chuck Norris tells it to. U-Chuck Norris akudingeki akhathazeke ngokushintsha iwashi lakhe kabili ngonyaka ukuze athole isikhathi sokulondoloza emini. Ilanga liphuma futhi lishona lapho u-Chuck Norris ekutshela.
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