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| Chuck Norris doesn't surf the web. The web surfs Chuck Norris. | Chak Norris internetda kezmaydi. Chak Norris Internetda kezmoqda. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't surf the web. The web surfs Chuck Norris. Chak Norris internetda kezmaydi. Chak Norris Internetda kezmoqda.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't get sunburn. The sun gets Chuck Norris burn. | Chak Norris quyoshda kuymaydi. Quyosh Chak Norrisni kuydiradi. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't get sunburn. The sun gets Chuck Norris burn. Chak Norris quyoshda kuymaydi. Quyosh Chak Norrisni kuydiradi.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't parallel park. He parks and the street becomes parallel. | Chak Norris parallel park qilmaydi. U mashinalar qiladi va ko'cha parallel bo'ladi. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't parallel park. He parks and the street becomes parallel. Chak Norris parallel park qilmaydi. U mashinalar qiladi va ko'cha parallel bo'ladi.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't have DNA. DNA has Chuck Norris. | Chak Norrisda DNK yo'q. DNKda Chak Norris mavjud. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't have DNA. DNA has Chuck Norris. Chak Norrisda DNK yo'q. DNKda Chak Norris mavjud.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't need Twitter. He's already following you. | Chak Norrisga Twitter kerak emas. U allaqachon sizni kuzatib bormoqda. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't need Twitter. He's already following you. Chak Norrisga Twitter kerak emas. U allaqachon sizni kuzatib bormoqda.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't shave. He kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris. | Chak Norris soqol qirmaydi. O‘zini yuziga tepadi. Chak Norrisni kesishi mumkin bo'lgan yagona narsa - bu Chak Norris. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't shave. He kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris. Chak Norris soqol qirmaydi. O‘zini yuziga tepadi. Chak Norrisni kesishi mumkin bo'lgan yagona narsa - bu Chak Norris.
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| Chuck Norris can make a campfire by rubbing two ice cubes together. | Chak Norris ikkita muz kubini ishqalab gulxan yoqishi mumkin. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris can make a campfire by rubbing two ice cubes together. Chak Norris ikkita muz kubini ishqalab gulxan yoqishi mumkin.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't have a computer. Just a keyboard that he yells at. | Chak Norrisda kompyuter yo'q. Faqat u baqiradigan klaviatura. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a computer. Just a keyboard that he yells at. Chak Norrisda kompyuter yo'q. Faqat u baqiradigan klaviatura.
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| Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle. | Chak Norris bir g'ildirakli velosipedda aylana oladi. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle. Chak Norris bir g'ildirakli velosipedda aylana oladi.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't have chest hair. He has a forest of fury. | Chak Norrisning ko'kragida sochlar yo'q. Uning g'azab o'rmoni bor. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't have chest hair. He has a forest of fury. Chak Norrisning ko'kragida sochlar yo'q. Uning g'azab o'rmoni bor.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't breathe air. Air hides in his lungs for protection. | Chak Norris havodan nafas olmaydi. Havo himoya qilish uchun o'pkada yashirinadi. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't breathe air. Air hides in his lungs for protection. Chak Norris havodan nafas olmaydi. Havo himoya qilish uchun o'pkada yashirinadi.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't go on the internet. He IS the internet. | Chak Norris internetga kirmaydi. U internet. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't go on the internet. He IS the internet. Chak Norris internetga kirmaydi. U internet.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't use pickup lines. He simply says, 'Now.' | Chak Norris qabul qilish liniyalaridan foydalanmaydi. U shunchaki: “Hozir” deydi. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't use pickup lines. He simply says, 'Now.' Chak Norris qabul qilish liniyalaridan foydalanmaydi. U shunchaki: “Hozir” deydi.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't need an alarm clock. His beard wakes him up. | Chak Norrisga budilnik kerak emas. Soqoli uni uyg'otadi. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't need an alarm clock. His beard wakes him up. Chak Norrisga budilnik kerak emas. Soqoli uni uyg'otadi.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't have to worry about changing his clock twice a year for daylight savings time. The sun rises and sets when Chuck Norris tells it to. | Chak Norris soatini yiliga ikki marta yozgi vaqtga o'zgartirish haqida tashvishlanmasligi kerak. Chak Norris aytganida quyosh chiqadi va botadi. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't have to worry about changing his clock twice a year for daylight savings time. The sun rises and sets when Chuck Norris tells it to. Chak Norris soatini yiliga ikki marta yozgi vaqtga o'zgartirish haqida tashvishlanmasligi kerak. Chak Norris aytganida quyosh chiqadi va botadi.
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