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| Chuck Norris doesn't surf the web. The web surfs Chuck Norris. | Chuck Norris hatumii mtandao. Wavuti hupitia Chuck Norris. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't surf the web. The web surfs Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris hatumii mtandao. Wavuti hupitia Chuck Norris.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't get sunburn. The sun gets Chuck Norris burn. | Chuck Norris hapati kuchomwa na jua. Jua hupata Chuck Norris kuchoma. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't get sunburn. The sun gets Chuck Norris burn. Chuck Norris hapati kuchomwa na jua. Jua hupata Chuck Norris kuchoma.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't parallel park. He parks and the street becomes parallel. | Chuck Norris hailingani na bustani. Anaegesha na barabara inakuwa sambamba. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't parallel park. He parks and the street becomes parallel. Chuck Norris hailingani na bustani. Anaegesha na barabara inakuwa sambamba.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't have DNA. DNA has Chuck Norris. | Chuck Norris hana DNA. DNA ina Chuck Norris. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't have DNA. DNA has Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris hana DNA. DNA ina Chuck Norris.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't need Twitter. He's already following you. | Chuck Norris hahitaji Twitter. Tayari anakufuata. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't need Twitter. He's already following you. Chuck Norris hahitaji Twitter. Tayari anakufuata.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't shave. He kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris. | Chuck Norris hanyoi. Anajipiga teke la uso. Kitu pekee ambacho kinaweza kukata Chuck Norris ni Chuck Norris. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't shave. He kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris hanyoi. Anajipiga teke la uso. Kitu pekee ambacho kinaweza kukata Chuck Norris ni Chuck Norris.
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| Chuck Norris can make a campfire by rubbing two ice cubes together. | Chuck Norris anaweza kuwasha moto kwa kusugua vipande viwili vya barafu pamoja. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris can make a campfire by rubbing two ice cubes together. Chuck Norris anaweza kuwasha moto kwa kusugua vipande viwili vya barafu pamoja.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't have a computer. Just a keyboard that he yells at. | Chuck Norris hana kompyuta. Kinanda tu anachopiga kelele. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a computer. Just a keyboard that he yells at. Chuck Norris hana kompyuta. Kinanda tu anachopiga kelele.
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| Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle. | Chuck Norris anaweza kuendesha gurudumu kwenye baiskeli moja. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle. Chuck Norris anaweza kuendesha gurudumu kwenye baiskeli moja.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't have chest hair. He has a forest of fury. | Chuck Norris hana nywele kifuani. Ana msitu wa hasira. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't have chest hair. He has a forest of fury. Chuck Norris hana nywele kifuani. Ana msitu wa hasira.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't breathe air. Air hides in his lungs for protection. | Chuck Norris hapumui hewa. Hewa hujificha kwenye mapafu yake kwa ulinzi. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't breathe air. Air hides in his lungs for protection. Chuck Norris hapumui hewa. Hewa hujificha kwenye mapafu yake kwa ulinzi.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't go on the internet. He IS the internet. | Chuck Norris haendi kwenye mtandao. YEYE NI mtandao. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't go on the internet. He IS the internet. Chuck Norris haendi kwenye mtandao. YEYE NI mtandao.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't use pickup lines. He simply says, 'Now.' | Chuck Norris hatumii njia za kuchukua. Anasema tu, 'Sasa.' | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't use pickup lines. He simply says, 'Now.' Chuck Norris hatumii njia za kuchukua. Anasema tu, 'Sasa.'
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| Chuck Norris doesn't need an alarm clock. His beard wakes him up. | Chuck Norris hahitaji saa ya kengele. Ndevu zake zinamwamsha. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't need an alarm clock. His beard wakes him up. Chuck Norris hahitaji saa ya kengele. Ndevu zake zinamwamsha.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't have to worry about changing his clock twice a year for daylight savings time. The sun rises and sets when Chuck Norris tells it to. | Chuck Norris hana haja ya kuwa na wasiwasi kuhusu kubadilisha saa yake mara mbili kwa mwaka kwa muda wa kuokoa mchana. Jua huchomoza na kutua wakati Chuck Norris anamwambia. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't have to worry about changing his clock twice a year for daylight savings time. The sun rises and sets when Chuck Norris tells it to. Chuck Norris hana haja ya kuwa na wasiwasi kuhusu kubadilisha saa yake mara mbili kwa mwaka kwa muda wa kuokoa mchana. Jua huchomoza na kutua wakati Chuck Norris anamwambia.
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