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| Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants. | Chuck Norris hasomi vitabu. Anawatazama chini hadi apate habari anayotaka. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants. Chuck Norris hasomi vitabu. Anawatazama chini hadi apate habari anayotaka.
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| Chuck Norris can make onions cry. | Chuck Norris anaweza kufanya vitunguu kulia. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris can make onions cry. Chuck Norris anaweza kufanya vitunguu kulia.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't take showers. He takes blood baths. | Chuck Norris haogi maji. Anaoga damu. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't take showers. He takes blood baths. Chuck Norris haogi maji. Anaoga damu.
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| Chuck Norris can make fire with two ice cubes. | Chuck Norris anaweza kuwasha moto na vipande viwili vya barafu. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris can make fire with two ice cubes. Chuck Norris anaweza kuwasha moto na vipande viwili vya barafu.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't wear sunglasses. The sun wears Chuck Norris glasses. | Chuck Norris havai miwani ya jua. Jua huvaa glasi za Chuck Norris. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't wear sunglasses. The sun wears Chuck Norris glasses. Chuck Norris havai miwani ya jua. Jua huvaa glasi za Chuck Norris.
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| Chuck Norris can cook minute rice in 30 seconds. | Chuck Norris anaweza kupika wali kwa dakika 30. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris can cook minute rice in 30 seconds. Chuck Norris anaweza kupika wali kwa dakika 30.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't throw up. He throws down. | Chuck Norris hataki. Anatupa chini. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't throw up. He throws down. Chuck Norris hataki. Anatupa chini.
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| Chuck Norris can play the violin with a piano. | Chuck Norris anaweza kucheza violin na piano. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris can play the violin with a piano. Chuck Norris anaweza kucheza violin na piano.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't get brain freeze. Slurpees know when to back down. | Chuck Norris hapati kuganda kwa ubongo. Slurpees wanajua wakati wa kurudi nyuma. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't get brain freeze. Slurpees know when to back down. Chuck Norris hapati kuganda kwa ubongo. Slurpees wanajua wakati wa kurudi nyuma.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting. Hunting implies failure. Chuck Norris goes killing. | Chuck Norris haendi kuwinda. Uwindaji unamaanisha kushindwa. Chuck Norris anaenda kuua. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting. Hunting implies failure. Chuck Norris goes killing. Chuck Norris haendi kuwinda. Uwindaji unamaanisha kushindwa. Chuck Norris anaenda kuua.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't need a GPS. The GPS needs Chuck Norris. | Chuck Norris hahitaji GPS. GPS inahitaji Chuck Norris. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a GPS. The GPS needs Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris hahitaji GPS. GPS inahitaji Chuck Norris.
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| Chuck Norris can make a Happy Meal cry. | Chuck Norris anaweza kulia Mlo wa Furaha. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris can make a Happy Meal cry. Chuck Norris anaweza kulia Mlo wa Furaha.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong number. You pick up the wrong phone. | Chuck Norris hapigi nambari isiyo sahihi. Unachukua simu isiyo sahihi. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong number. You pick up the wrong phone. Chuck Norris hapigi nambari isiyo sahihi. Unachukua simu isiyo sahihi.
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| Chuck Norris can cut through a hot knife with butter. | Chuck Norris anaweza kukata kwa kisu cha moto na siagi. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris can cut through a hot knife with butter. Chuck Norris anaweza kukata kwa kisu cha moto na siagi.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet. He scares the crap out of it. | Chuck Norris haoshi choo. Anatisha mambo. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet. He scares the crap out of it. Chuck Norris haoshi choo. Anatisha mambo.
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