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| Chuck Norris doesn't use a pencil sharpener. Pencils sharpen themselves for him. | Chuck Norris hatumii kinyooshi cha penseli. Penseli hujinoa kwa ajili yake. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't use a pencil sharpener. Pencils sharpen themselves for him. Chuck Norris hatumii kinyooshi cha penseli. Penseli hujinoa kwa ajili yake.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't need a calculator. Numbers compute themselves for him. | Chuck Norris hahitaji kikokotoo. Namba zinajihesabu kwa ajili yake. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a calculator. Numbers compute themselves for him. Chuck Norris hahitaji kikokotoo. Namba zinajihesabu kwa ajili yake.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't use a telescope. Stars move closer for him to see. | Chuck Norris hatumii darubini. Stars inasogea karibu ili aione. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't use a telescope. Stars move closer for him to see. Chuck Norris hatumii darubini. Stars inasogea karibu ili aione.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't need a microphone. His voice amplifies itself. | Chuck Norris hahitaji maikrofoni. Sauti yake inajikuza yenyewe. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a microphone. His voice amplifies itself. Chuck Norris hahitaji maikrofoni. Sauti yake inajikuza yenyewe.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't use a timer. Time counts itself for him. | Chuck Norris hatumii kipima muda. Muda unajihesabu kwake. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't use a timer. Time counts itself for him. Chuck Norris hatumii kipima muda. Muda unajihesabu kwake.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't need a bookmark. Books remember where he stopped reading. | Chuck Norris hahitaji alamisho. Vitabu vinakumbuka ambapo aliacha kusoma. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a bookmark. Books remember where he stopped reading. Chuck Norris hahitaji alamisho. Vitabu vinakumbuka ambapo aliacha kusoma.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't use a scale. Weight measures itself for him. | Chuck Norris hatumii mizani. Uzito hupima yenyewe kwa ajili yake. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't use a scale. Weight measures itself for him. Chuck Norris hatumii mizani. Uzito hupima yenyewe kwa ajili yake.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't need a compass. North is wherever he points. | Chuck Norris hahitaji dira. Kaskazini ni popote anapoelekeza. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a compass. North is wherever he points. Chuck Norris hahitaji dira. Kaskazini ni popote anapoelekeza.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't use a calendar. Days schedule themselves around him. | Chuck Norris hatumii kalenda. Siku zinajipanga karibu naye. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't use a calendar. Days schedule themselves around him. Chuck Norris hatumii kalenda. Siku zinajipanga karibu naye.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't need a flashlight. Darkness illuminates itself for him. | Chuck Norris hahitaji tochi. Giza linamulika lenyewe. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a flashlight. Darkness illuminates itself for him. Chuck Norris hahitaji tochi. Giza linamulika lenyewe.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't use umbrellas. Rain changes direction to avoid him. | Chuck Norris hatumii miavuli. Mvua hubadilisha mwelekeo ili kumkwepa. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't use umbrellas. Rain changes direction to avoid him. Chuck Norris hatumii miavuli. Mvua hubadilisha mwelekeo ili kumkwepa.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't need a thermostat. The temperature adjusts itself to his comfort. | Chuck Norris hahitaji thermostat. Joto hujirekebisha kwa faraja yake. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a thermostat. The temperature adjusts itself to his comfort. Chuck Norris hahitaji thermostat. Joto hujirekebisha kwa faraja yake.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't use locks. Doors secure themselves for him. | Chuck Norris hatumii kufuli. Milango inajilinda kwa ajili yake. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't use locks. Doors secure themselves for him. Chuck Norris hatumii kufuli. Milango inajilinda kwa ajili yake.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't use a can opener. Cans open themselves for him. | Chuck Norris hatumii kopo la kopo. Makopo yanajifungua kwa ajili yake. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't use a can opener. Cans open themselves for him. Chuck Norris hatumii kopo la kopo. Makopo yanajifungua kwa ajili yake.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't use remote controls. TV channels change themselves to what he wants to watch. | Chuck Norris hatumii vidhibiti vya mbali. Vituo vya runinga vinajibadilisha kuwa kile anachotaka kutazama. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't use remote controls. TV channels change themselves to what he wants to watch. Chuck Norris hatumii vidhibiti vya mbali. Vituo vya runinga vinajibadilisha kuwa kile anachotaka kutazama.
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