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Chuck Norris doesn't need batteries. Electronic devices power themselves in his presence. Chuck Norris hahitaji betri. Vifaa vya kielektroniki vinajiendesha wenyewe mbele yake. Details

Chuck Norris doesn't need batteries. Electronic devices power themselves in his presence.

Chuck Norris hahitaji betri. Vifaa vya kielektroniki vinajiendesha wenyewe mbele yake.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use maps. The world rearranges itself for his convenience. Chuck Norris hatumii ramani. Ulimwengu unajipanga upya kwa urahisi wake. Details

Chuck Norris doesn't use maps. The world rearranges itself for his convenience.

Chuck Norris hatumii ramani. Ulimwengu unajipanga upya kwa urahisi wake.
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Chuck Norris doesn't pay taxes. Taxes pay Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris halipi kodi. Chuck Norris hulipa kodi. Details

Chuck Norris doesn't pay taxes. Taxes pay Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris halipi kodi. Chuck Norris hulipa kodi.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use elevators. Buildings rise to meet him. Chuck Norris hatumii lifti. Majengo yanainuka kumlaki. Details

Chuck Norris doesn't use elevators. Buildings rise to meet him.

Chuck Norris hatumii lifti. Majengo yanainuka kumlaki.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a driver's license. Cars drive themselves for him. Chuck Norris hahitaji leseni ya udereva. Magari yanajiendesha yenyewe kwa ajili yake. Details

Chuck Norris doesn't need a driver's license. Cars drive themselves for him.

Chuck Norris hahitaji leseni ya udereva. Magari yanajiendesha yenyewe kwa ajili yake.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use a computer mouse. The mouse uses Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris hatumii kipanya cha kompyuta. Panya hutumia Chuck Norris. Details

Chuck Norris doesn't use a computer mouse. The mouse uses Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris hatumii kipanya cha kompyuta. Panya hutumia Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't knock on doors. Doors knock for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris habisha hodi. Milango inagongwa kwa Chuck Norris. Details

Chuck Norris doesn't knock on doors. Doors knock for Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris habisha hodi. Milango inagongwa kwa Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't open doors. Doors open themselves for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris hafungui milango. Milango inafunguliwa kwa Chuck Norris. Details

Chuck Norris doesn't open doors. Doors open themselves for Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris hafungui milango. Milango inafunguliwa kwa Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't drink coffee. Coffee drinks Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris hanywi kahawa. Vinywaji vya kahawa Chuck Norris. Details

Chuck Norris doesn't drink coffee. Coffee drinks Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris hanywi kahawa. Vinywaji vya kahawa Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a recipe. Food cooks itself in his presence. Chuck Norris hahitaji mapishi. Chakula hujipika mbele yake. Details

Chuck Norris doesn't need a recipe. Food cooks itself in his presence.

Chuck Norris hahitaji mapishi. Chakula hujipika mbele yake.
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Chuck Norris doesn't get parking tickets. The police give him awards for creative parking. Chuck Norris hapati tikiti za kuegesha. Polisi wanampa tuzo kwa maegesho ya ubunifu. Details

Chuck Norris doesn't get parking tickets. The police give him awards for creative parking.

Chuck Norris hapati tikiti za kuegesha. Polisi wanampa tuzo kwa maegesho ya ubunifu.
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Chuck Norris doesn't go to the gym. The gym comes to Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris haendi kwenye gym. Gym inakuja kwa Chuck Norris. Details

Chuck Norris doesn't go to the gym. The gym comes to Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris haendi kwenye gym. Gym inakuja kwa Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a parachute to skydive. He just grabs a passing bird. Chuck Norris hahitaji parachuti ili kuruka angani. Anashika tu ndege anayepita. Details

Chuck Norris doesn't need a parachute to skydive. He just grabs a passing bird.

Chuck Norris hahitaji parachuti ili kuruka angani. Anashika tu ndege anayepita.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use spell check. If he misspells a word, the dictionary changes the spelling. Chuck Norris hatumii ukaguzi wa tahajia. Ikiwa amekosea neno, kamusi hubadilisha tahajia. Details

Chuck Norris doesn't use spell check. If he misspells a word, the dictionary changes the spelling.

Chuck Norris hatumii ukaguzi wa tahajia. Ikiwa amekosea neno, kamusi hubadilisha tahajia.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need Google. He IS the search engine. Chuck Norris hahitaji Google. Yeye NDIYE injini ya utaftaji. Details

Chuck Norris doesn't need Google. He IS the search engine.

Chuck Norris hahitaji Google. Yeye NDIYE injini ya utaftaji.
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