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| Chuck Norris doesn't surf the web. The web surfs Chuck Norris. | Chuck Norris surfar inte på nätet. Webben surfar på Chuck Norris. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't surf the web. The web surfs Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris surfar inte på nätet. Webben surfar på Chuck Norris.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't get sunburn. The sun gets Chuck Norris burn. | Chuck Norris blir inte solbränd. Solen får Chuck Norris att bränna sig. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't get sunburn. The sun gets Chuck Norris burn. Chuck Norris blir inte solbränd. Solen får Chuck Norris att bränna sig.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't parallel park. He parks and the street becomes parallel. | Chuck Norris parallellparkerar inte. Han parkerar och gatan blir parallell. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't parallel park. He parks and the street becomes parallel. Chuck Norris parallellparkerar inte. Han parkerar och gatan blir parallell.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't have DNA. DNA has Chuck Norris. | Chuck Norris har inte DNA. DNA har Chuck Norris. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't have DNA. DNA has Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris har inte DNA. DNA har Chuck Norris.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't need Twitter. He's already following you. | Chuck Norris behöver inte Twitter. Han följer dig redan. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't need Twitter. He's already following you. Chuck Norris behöver inte Twitter. Han följer dig redan.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't shave. He kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris. | Chuck Norris rakar sig inte. Han sparkar sig själv i ansiktet. Det enda som kan skära Chuck Norris är Chuck Norris. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't shave. He kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris rakar sig inte. Han sparkar sig själv i ansiktet. Det enda som kan skära Chuck Norris är Chuck Norris.
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| Chuck Norris can make a campfire by rubbing two ice cubes together. | Chuck Norris kan göra upp en lägereld genom att gnida två isbitar mot varandra. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris can make a campfire by rubbing two ice cubes together. Chuck Norris kan göra upp en lägereld genom att gnida två isbitar mot varandra.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't have a computer. Just a keyboard that he yells at. | Chuck Norris har ingen dator. Bara ett tangentbord som han skriker på. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a computer. Just a keyboard that he yells at. Chuck Norris har ingen dator. Bara ett tangentbord som han skriker på.
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| Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle. | Chuck Norris kan göra en wheelie på en enhjuling. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle. Chuck Norris kan göra en wheelie på en enhjuling.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't have chest hair. He has a forest of fury. | Chuck Norris har inte hår på bröstet. Han har en skog av raseri. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't have chest hair. He has a forest of fury. Chuck Norris har inte hår på bröstet. Han har en skog av raseri.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't breathe air. Air hides in his lungs for protection. | Chuck Norris andas inte luft. Luften gömmer sig i hans lungor som skydd. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't breathe air. Air hides in his lungs for protection. Chuck Norris andas inte luft. Luften gömmer sig i hans lungor som skydd.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't go on the internet. He IS the internet. | Chuck Norris går inte ut på internet. Han ÄR internet. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't go on the internet. He IS the internet. Chuck Norris går inte ut på internet. Han ÄR internet.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't use pickup lines. He simply says, 'Now.' | Chuck Norris använder inte raggningsrepliker. Han säger helt enkelt: "Nu". | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't use pickup lines. He simply says, 'Now.' Chuck Norris använder inte raggningsrepliker. Han säger helt enkelt: "Nu".
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| Chuck Norris doesn't need an alarm clock. His beard wakes him up. | Chuck Norris behöver ingen väckarklocka. Hans skägg väcker honom. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't need an alarm clock. His beard wakes him up. Chuck Norris behöver ingen väckarklocka. Hans skägg väcker honom.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't have to worry about changing his clock twice a year for daylight savings time. The sun rises and sets when Chuck Norris tells it to. | Chuck Norris behöver inte oroa sig för att ställa om sin klocka två gånger om året för sommartid. Solen går upp och ner när Chuck Norris säger åt den att göra det. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't have to worry about changing his clock twice a year for daylight savings time. The sun rises and sets when Chuck Norris tells it to. Chuck Norris behöver inte oroa sig för att ställa om sin klocka två gånger om året för sommartid. Solen går upp och ner när Chuck Norris säger åt den att göra det.
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