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| Chuck Norris doesn't need batteries. Electronic devices power themselves in his presence. | Chuck Norris behöver inga batterier. Elektroniska apparater laddar sig själva i hans närvaro. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't need batteries. Electronic devices power themselves in his presence. Chuck Norris behöver inga batterier. Elektroniska apparater laddar sig själva i hans närvaro.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't use maps. The world rearranges itself for his convenience. | Chuck Norris använder inte kartor. Världen ordnar sig själv för hans bekvämlighet. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't use maps. The world rearranges itself for his convenience. Chuck Norris använder inte kartor. Världen ordnar sig själv för hans bekvämlighet.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't pay taxes. Taxes pay Chuck Norris. | Chuck Norris betalar inte skatt. Skatter betalar Chuck Norris. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't pay taxes. Taxes pay Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris betalar inte skatt. Skatter betalar Chuck Norris.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't use elevators. Buildings rise to meet him. | Chuck Norris använder inte hissar. Byggnader reser sig för att möta honom. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't use elevators. Buildings rise to meet him. Chuck Norris använder inte hissar. Byggnader reser sig för att möta honom.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't need a driver's license. Cars drive themselves for him. | Chuck Norris behöver inget körkort. Bilarna kör sig själva åt honom. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a driver's license. Cars drive themselves for him. Chuck Norris behöver inget körkort. Bilarna kör sig själva åt honom.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't use a computer mouse. The mouse uses Chuck Norris. | Chuck Norris använder inte en datormus. Musen använder Chuck Norris. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't use a computer mouse. The mouse uses Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris använder inte en datormus. Musen använder Chuck Norris.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't knock on doors. Doors knock for Chuck Norris. | Chuck Norris knackar inte på dörrar. Dörrar knackar för Chuck Norris. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't knock on doors. Doors knock for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris knackar inte på dörrar. Dörrar knackar för Chuck Norris.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't open doors. Doors open themselves for Chuck Norris. | Chuck Norris öppnar inte dörrar. Dörrar öppnar sig själva för Chuck Norris. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't open doors. Doors open themselves for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris öppnar inte dörrar. Dörrar öppnar sig själva för Chuck Norris.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't drink coffee. Coffee drinks Chuck Norris. | Chuck Norris dricker inte kaffe. Kaffe dricker Chuck Norris. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't drink coffee. Coffee drinks Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris dricker inte kaffe. Kaffe dricker Chuck Norris.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't need a recipe. Food cooks itself in his presence. | Chuck Norris behöver inget recept. Maten lagar sig själv i hans närvaro. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a recipe. Food cooks itself in his presence. Chuck Norris behöver inget recept. Maten lagar sig själv i hans närvaro.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't get parking tickets. The police give him awards for creative parking. | Chuck Norris får inga parkeringsböter. Polisen ger honom utmärkelser för kreativ parkering. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't get parking tickets. The police give him awards for creative parking. Chuck Norris får inga parkeringsböter. Polisen ger honom utmärkelser för kreativ parkering.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't go to the gym. The gym comes to Chuck Norris. | Chuck Norris går inte till gymmet. Gymmet kommer till Chuck Norris. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't go to the gym. The gym comes to Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris går inte till gymmet. Gymmet kommer till Chuck Norris.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't need a parachute to skydive. He just grabs a passing bird. | Chuck Norris behöver ingen fallskärm för att hoppa fallskärm. Han tar bara tag i en förbipasserande fågel. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a parachute to skydive. He just grabs a passing bird. Chuck Norris behöver ingen fallskärm för att hoppa fallskärm. Han tar bara tag i en förbipasserande fågel.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't use spell check. If he misspells a word, the dictionary changes the spelling. | Chuck Norris använder inte stavningskontroll. Om han stavar ett ord fel ändrar ordboken stavningen. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't use spell check. If he misspells a word, the dictionary changes the spelling. Chuck Norris använder inte stavningskontroll. Om han stavar ett ord fel ändrar ordboken stavningen.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't need Google. He IS the search engine. | Chuck Norris behöver inte Google. Han ÄR sökmotorn. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't need Google. He IS the search engine. Chuck Norris behöver inte Google. Han ÄR sökmotorn.
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