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| Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants. | Chuck Norris läser inte böcker. Han stirrar ner på dem tills han får den information han vill ha. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants. Chuck Norris läser inte böcker. Han stirrar ner på dem tills han får den information han vill ha.
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| Chuck Norris can make onions cry. | Chuck Norris kan få lökar att gråta. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris can make onions cry. Chuck Norris kan få lökar att gråta.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't take showers. He takes blood baths. | Chuck Norris duschar inte. Han tar blodbad. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't take showers. He takes blood baths. Chuck Norris duschar inte. Han tar blodbad.
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| Chuck Norris can make fire with two ice cubes. | Chuck Norris kan göra upp eld med två isbitar. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris can make fire with two ice cubes. Chuck Norris kan göra upp eld med två isbitar.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't wear sunglasses. The sun wears Chuck Norris glasses. | Chuck Norris bär inte solglasögon. Solen bär Chuck Norris glasögon. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't wear sunglasses. The sun wears Chuck Norris glasses. Chuck Norris bär inte solglasögon. Solen bär Chuck Norris glasögon.
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| Chuck Norris can cook minute rice in 30 seconds. | Chuck Norris kan koka minutris på 30 sekunder. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris can cook minute rice in 30 seconds. Chuck Norris kan koka minutris på 30 sekunder.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't throw up. He throws down. | Chuck Norris spyr inte. Han kastar ner. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't throw up. He throws down. Chuck Norris spyr inte. Han kastar ner.
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| Chuck Norris can play the violin with a piano. | Chuck Norris kan spela violin med ett piano. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris can play the violin with a piano. Chuck Norris kan spela violin med ett piano.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't get brain freeze. Slurpees know when to back down. | Chuck Norris får inte hjärnfrysning. Slurpees vet när de ska backa. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't get brain freeze. Slurpees know when to back down. Chuck Norris får inte hjärnfrysning. Slurpees vet när de ska backa.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting. Hunting implies failure. Chuck Norris goes killing. | Chuck Norris går inte på jakt. Jakt innebär misslyckande. Chuck Norris går och dödar. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting. Hunting implies failure. Chuck Norris goes killing. Chuck Norris går inte på jakt. Jakt innebär misslyckande. Chuck Norris går och dödar.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't need a GPS. The GPS needs Chuck Norris. | Chuck Norris behöver ingen GPS. GPS:en behöver Chuck Norris. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a GPS. The GPS needs Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris behöver ingen GPS. GPS:en behöver Chuck Norris.
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| Chuck Norris can make a Happy Meal cry. | Chuck Norris kan få en Happy Meal att gråta. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris can make a Happy Meal cry. Chuck Norris kan få en Happy Meal att gråta.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong number. You pick up the wrong phone. | Chuck Norris ringer inte fel nummer. Du svarar i fel telefon. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong number. You pick up the wrong phone. Chuck Norris ringer inte fel nummer. Du svarar i fel telefon.
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| Chuck Norris can cut through a hot knife with butter. | Chuck Norris kan skära genom en varm kniv med smör. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris can cut through a hot knife with butter. Chuck Norris kan skära genom en varm kniv med smör.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet. He scares the crap out of it. | Chuck Norris spolar inte toaletten. Han skrämmer skiten ur den. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet. He scares the crap out of it. Chuck Norris spolar inte toaletten. Han skrämmer skiten ur den.
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