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| Chuck Norris doesn't surf the web. The web surfs Chuck Norris. | Chuck Norris haasevha pawebhu. Webhu inosevha Chuck Norris. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't surf the web. The web surfs Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris haasevha pawebhu. Webhu inosevha Chuck Norris.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't get sunburn. The sun gets Chuck Norris burn. | Chuck Norris haatsvage zuva. Zuva rinopisa Chuck Norris. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't get sunburn. The sun gets Chuck Norris burn. Chuck Norris haatsvage zuva. Zuva rinopisa Chuck Norris.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't parallel park. He parks and the street becomes parallel. | Chuck Norris haina parallel paki. Anopaka uye mugwagwa unofanana. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't parallel park. He parks and the street becomes parallel. Chuck Norris haina parallel paki. Anopaka uye mugwagwa unofanana.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't have DNA. DNA has Chuck Norris. | Chuck Norris haana DNA. DNA ine Chuck Norris. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't have DNA. DNA has Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris haana DNA. DNA ine Chuck Norris.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't need Twitter. He's already following you. | Chuck Norris haadi Twitter. Ari kutokutevera. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't need Twitter. He's already following you. Chuck Norris haadi Twitter. Ari kutokutevera.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't shave. He kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris. | Chuck Norris haaveve. Anozvirova kumeso. Chinhu chega chinogona kucheka Chuck Norris ndiChuck Norris. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't shave. He kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris haaveve. Anozvirova kumeso. Chinhu chega chinogona kucheka Chuck Norris ndiChuck Norris.
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| Chuck Norris can make a campfire by rubbing two ice cubes together. | Chuck Norris anogona kugadzira moto wemusasa nekukwesha maviri echando cubes pamwechete. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris can make a campfire by rubbing two ice cubes together. Chuck Norris anogona kugadzira moto wemusasa nekukwesha maviri echando cubes pamwechete.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't have a computer. Just a keyboard that he yells at. | Chuck Norris haana komputa. Ingori keyboard yaanopopota. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a computer. Just a keyboard that he yells at. Chuck Norris haana komputa. Ingori keyboard yaanopopota.
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| Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle. | Chuck Norris anogona kuita vhiri paunicycle. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle. Chuck Norris anogona kuita vhiri paunicycle.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't have chest hair. He has a forest of fury. | Chuck Norris haana bvudzi remuchipfuva. Ane sango rehasha. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't have chest hair. He has a forest of fury. Chuck Norris haana bvudzi remuchipfuva. Ane sango rehasha.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't breathe air. Air hides in his lungs for protection. | Chuck Norris haafeme mweya. Mhepo inovanda mumapapu ake kuti idzivirire. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't breathe air. Air hides in his lungs for protection. Chuck Norris haafeme mweya. Mhepo inovanda mumapapu ake kuti idzivirire.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't go on the internet. He IS the internet. | Chuck Norris haaende painternet. Iye I internet. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't go on the internet. He IS the internet. Chuck Norris haaende painternet. Iye I internet.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't use pickup lines. He simply says, 'Now.' | Chuck Norris haashandise mitsetse yekutora. Anongoti, 'Zvino.' | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't use pickup lines. He simply says, 'Now.' Chuck Norris haashandise mitsetse yekutora. Anongoti, 'Zvino.'
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| Chuck Norris doesn't need an alarm clock. His beard wakes him up. | Chuck Norris haadi aramu wachi. Ndebvu dzake dzinomumutsa. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't need an alarm clock. His beard wakes him up. Chuck Norris haadi aramu wachi. Ndebvu dzake dzinomumutsa.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't have to worry about changing his clock twice a year for daylight savings time. The sun rises and sets when Chuck Norris tells it to. | Chuck Norris haafanire kunetseka nekuchinja wachi yake kaviri pagore kuitira nguva yekuchengeta masikati. Zuva rinobuda uye ronyura apo Chuck Norris anoriudza. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't have to worry about changing his clock twice a year for daylight savings time. The sun rises and sets when Chuck Norris tells it to. Chuck Norris haafanire kunetseka nekuchinja wachi yake kaviri pagore kuitira nguva yekuchengeta masikati. Zuva rinobuda uye ronyura apo Chuck Norris anoriudza.
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