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| Chuck Norris doesn't use a pencil sharpener. Pencils sharpen themselves for him. | Chuck Norris haashandise chinopinza penzura. Mapenzura anorodza pachake nokuda kwake. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't use a pencil sharpener. Pencils sharpen themselves for him. Chuck Norris haashandise chinopinza penzura. Mapenzura anorodza pachake nokuda kwake.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't need a calculator. Numbers compute themselves for him. | Chuck Norris haadi karukureta. Nhamba dzinomuverengera. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a calculator. Numbers compute themselves for him. Chuck Norris haadi karukureta. Nhamba dzinomuverengera.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't use a telescope. Stars move closer for him to see. | Chuck Norris haashandise teresikopu. Nyeredzi dzinoswedera pedyo kuti aone. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't use a telescope. Stars move closer for him to see. Chuck Norris haashandise teresikopu. Nyeredzi dzinoswedera pedyo kuti aone.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't need a microphone. His voice amplifies itself. | Chuck Norris haadi maikorofoni. Izwi rake rinozvikudza. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a microphone. His voice amplifies itself. Chuck Norris haadi maikorofoni. Izwi rake rinozvikudza.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't use a timer. Time counts itself for him. | Chuck Norris haashandise timer. Nguva inozvikoshesa kwaari. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't use a timer. Time counts itself for him. Chuck Norris haashandise timer. Nguva inozvikoshesa kwaari.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't need a bookmark. Books remember where he stopped reading. | Chuck Norris haadi bookmark. Mabhuku anorangarira kwaakarega kuverenga. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a bookmark. Books remember where he stopped reading. Chuck Norris haadi bookmark. Mabhuku anorangarira kwaakarega kuverenga.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't use a scale. Weight measures itself for him. | Chuck Norris haashandise chiyero. Kurema kunomuyeresa. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't use a scale. Weight measures itself for him. Chuck Norris haashandise chiyero. Kurema kunomuyeresa.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't need a compass. North is wherever he points. | Chuck Norris haadi kambasi. Maodzanyemba ndiko kwese kwaanonongedza. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a compass. North is wherever he points. Chuck Norris haadi kambasi. Maodzanyemba ndiko kwese kwaanonongedza.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't use a calendar. Days schedule themselves around him. | Chuck Norris haashandise karenda. Mazuva anozvironga paari. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't use a calendar. Days schedule themselves around him. Chuck Norris haashandise karenda. Mazuva anozvironga paari.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't need a flashlight. Darkness illuminates itself for him. | Chuck Norris haadi tochi. Rima rinozvivhenekera pacharo. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a flashlight. Darkness illuminates itself for him. Chuck Norris haadi tochi. Rima rinozvivhenekera pacharo.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't use umbrellas. Rain changes direction to avoid him. | Chuck Norris haashandise maamburera. Kunaya kunochinja kwaakananga kumunzvenga. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't use umbrellas. Rain changes direction to avoid him. Chuck Norris haashandise maamburera. Kunaya kunochinja kwaakananga kumunzvenga.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't need a thermostat. The temperature adjusts itself to his comfort. | Chuck Norris haadi thermostat. Tembiricha inozvigadzirisa kunyaradzo yake. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a thermostat. The temperature adjusts itself to his comfort. Chuck Norris haadi thermostat. Tembiricha inozvigadzirisa kunyaradzo yake.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't use locks. Doors secure themselves for him. | Chuck Norris haashandise makiyi. Mikova inomuchengetera iye. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't use locks. Doors secure themselves for him. Chuck Norris haashandise makiyi. Mikova inomuchengetera iye.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't use a can opener. Cans open themselves for him. | Chuck Norris haashandise gaba rekuvhura. Makoni anomuvhurira. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't use a can opener. Cans open themselves for him. Chuck Norris haashandise gaba rekuvhura. Makoni anomuvhurira.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't use remote controls. TV channels change themselves to what he wants to watch. | Chuck Norris haashandise zvinodzora kure. Zviteshi zveTV zvinozvichinja kune zvaanoda kuona. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't use remote controls. TV channels change themselves to what he wants to watch. Chuck Norris haashandise zvinodzora kure. Zviteshi zveTV zvinozvichinja kune zvaanoda kuona.
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