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| Chuck Norris doesn't surf the web. The web surfs Chuck Norris. | Chuck Norris surfer ikke på nettet. Nettet surfer på Chuck Norris. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't surf the web. The web surfs Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris surfer ikke på nettet. Nettet surfer på Chuck Norris.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't get sunburn. The sun gets Chuck Norris burn. | Chuck Norris blir ikke solbrent. Solen gjør Chuck Norris brent. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't get sunburn. The sun gets Chuck Norris burn. Chuck Norris blir ikke solbrent. Solen gjør Chuck Norris brent.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't parallel park. He parks and the street becomes parallel. | Chuck Norris parallellparkerer ikke. Han parkerer, og gaten blir parallell. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't parallel park. He parks and the street becomes parallel. Chuck Norris parallellparkerer ikke. Han parkerer, og gaten blir parallell.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't have DNA. DNA has Chuck Norris. | Chuck Norris har ikke DNA. DNA har Chuck Norris. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't have DNA. DNA has Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris har ikke DNA. DNA har Chuck Norris.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't need Twitter. He's already following you. | Chuck Norris trenger ikke Twitter. Han følger deg allerede. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't need Twitter. He's already following you. Chuck Norris trenger ikke Twitter. Han følger deg allerede.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't shave. He kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris. | Chuck Norris barberer seg ikke. Han sparker seg selv i ansiktet. Det eneste som kan skjære Chuck Norris, er Chuck Norris. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't shave. He kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris barberer seg ikke. Han sparker seg selv i ansiktet. Det eneste som kan skjære Chuck Norris, er Chuck Norris.
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| Chuck Norris can make a campfire by rubbing two ice cubes together. | Chuck Norris kan lage bål ved å gni to isbiter sammen. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris can make a campfire by rubbing two ice cubes together. Chuck Norris kan lage bål ved å gni to isbiter sammen.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't have a computer. Just a keyboard that he yells at. | Chuck Norris har ikke en datamaskin. Bare et tastatur som han kjefter på. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a computer. Just a keyboard that he yells at. Chuck Norris har ikke en datamaskin. Bare et tastatur som han kjefter på.
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| Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle. | Chuck Norris kan gjøre en wheelie på enhjulssykkel. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle. Chuck Norris kan gjøre en wheelie på enhjulssykkel.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't have chest hair. He has a forest of fury. | Chuck Norris har ikke hår på brystet. Han har en skog av raseri. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't have chest hair. He has a forest of fury. Chuck Norris har ikke hår på brystet. Han har en skog av raseri.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't breathe air. Air hides in his lungs for protection. | Chuck Norris puster ikke luft. Luften gjemmer seg i lungene for å beskytte ham. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't breathe air. Air hides in his lungs for protection. Chuck Norris puster ikke luft. Luften gjemmer seg i lungene for å beskytte ham.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't go on the internet. He IS the internet. | Chuck Norris går ikke på Internett. Han ER internett. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't go on the internet. He IS the internet. Chuck Norris går ikke på Internett. Han ER internett.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't use pickup lines. He simply says, 'Now.' | Chuck Norris bruker ikke sjekkereplikker. Han sier bare: "Nå". | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't use pickup lines. He simply says, 'Now.' Chuck Norris bruker ikke sjekkereplikker. Han sier bare: "Nå".
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| Chuck Norris doesn't need an alarm clock. His beard wakes him up. | Chuck Norris trenger ingen vekkerklokke. Skjegget hans vekker ham. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't need an alarm clock. His beard wakes him up. Chuck Norris trenger ingen vekkerklokke. Skjegget hans vekker ham.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't have to worry about changing his clock twice a year for daylight savings time. The sun rises and sets when Chuck Norris tells it to. | Chuck Norris trenger ikke å bekymre seg for å stille om klokken to ganger i året på grunn av sommertid. Solen står opp og går ned når Chuck Norris ber den om det. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't have to worry about changing his clock twice a year for daylight savings time. The sun rises and sets when Chuck Norris tells it to. Chuck Norris trenger ikke å bekymre seg for å stille om klokken to ganger i året på grunn av sommertid. Solen står opp og går ned når Chuck Norris ber den om det.
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