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| Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants. | Chuck Norris leser ikke bøker. Han stirrer på dem til han får den informasjonen han vil ha. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants. Chuck Norris leser ikke bøker. Han stirrer på dem til han får den informasjonen han vil ha.
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| Chuck Norris can make onions cry. | Chuck Norris kan få løk til å gråte. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris can make onions cry. Chuck Norris kan få løk til å gråte.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't take showers. He takes blood baths. | Chuck Norris dusjer ikke. Han tar blodbad. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't take showers. He takes blood baths. Chuck Norris dusjer ikke. Han tar blodbad.
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| Chuck Norris can make fire with two ice cubes. | Chuck Norris kan lage ild med to isbiter. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris can make fire with two ice cubes. Chuck Norris kan lage ild med to isbiter.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't wear sunglasses. The sun wears Chuck Norris glasses. | Chuck Norris bruker ikke solbriller. Solen bruker Chuck Norris-briller. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't wear sunglasses. The sun wears Chuck Norris glasses. Chuck Norris bruker ikke solbriller. Solen bruker Chuck Norris-briller.
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| Chuck Norris can cook minute rice in 30 seconds. | Chuck Norris kan koke ris på 30 sekunder. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris can cook minute rice in 30 seconds. Chuck Norris kan koke ris på 30 sekunder.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't throw up. He throws down. | Chuck Norris kaster ikke opp. Han kaster seg ned. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't throw up. He throws down. Chuck Norris kaster ikke opp. Han kaster seg ned.
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| Chuck Norris can play the violin with a piano. | Chuck Norris kan spille fiolin med et piano. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris can play the violin with a piano. Chuck Norris kan spille fiolin med et piano.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't get brain freeze. Slurpees know when to back down. | Chuck Norris får ikke hjernefrys. Slurpees vet når de skal trekke seg tilbake. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't get brain freeze. Slurpees know when to back down. Chuck Norris får ikke hjernefrys. Slurpees vet når de skal trekke seg tilbake.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting. Hunting implies failure. Chuck Norris goes killing. | Chuck Norris går ikke på jakt. Jakt innebærer fiasko. Chuck Norris drar og dreper. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting. Hunting implies failure. Chuck Norris goes killing. Chuck Norris går ikke på jakt. Jakt innebærer fiasko. Chuck Norris drar og dreper.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't need a GPS. The GPS needs Chuck Norris. | Chuck Norris trenger ikke en GPS. GPS-en trenger Chuck Norris. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a GPS. The GPS needs Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris trenger ikke en GPS. GPS-en trenger Chuck Norris.
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| Chuck Norris can make a Happy Meal cry. | Chuck Norris kan få et Happy Meal til å gråte. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris can make a Happy Meal cry. Chuck Norris kan få et Happy Meal til å gråte.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong number. You pick up the wrong phone. | Chuck Norris ringer ikke feil nummer. Du tar feil telefon. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong number. You pick up the wrong phone. Chuck Norris ringer ikke feil nummer. Du tar feil telefon.
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| Chuck Norris can cut through a hot knife with butter. | Chuck Norris kan skjære gjennom en varm kniv med smør. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris can cut through a hot knife with butter. Chuck Norris kan skjære gjennom en varm kniv med smør.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet. He scares the crap out of it. | Chuck Norris spyler ikke toalettet. Han skremmer dritten ut av det. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet. He scares the crap out of it. Chuck Norris spyler ikke toalettet. Han skremmer dritten ut av det.
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