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| Chuck Norris doesn't need batteries. Electronic devices power themselves in his presence. | Chuck Norris trenger ikke batterier. Elektroniske enheter driver seg selv i hans nærvær. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't need batteries. Electronic devices power themselves in his presence. Chuck Norris trenger ikke batterier. Elektroniske enheter driver seg selv i hans nærvær.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't use maps. The world rearranges itself for his convenience. | Chuck Norris bruker ikke kart. Verden ordner seg selv for hans bekvemmelighet. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't use maps. The world rearranges itself for his convenience. Chuck Norris bruker ikke kart. Verden ordner seg selv for hans bekvemmelighet.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't pay taxes. Taxes pay Chuck Norris. | Chuck Norris betaler ikke skatt. Skatt betaler Chuck Norris. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't pay taxes. Taxes pay Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris betaler ikke skatt. Skatt betaler Chuck Norris.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't use elevators. Buildings rise to meet him. | Chuck Norris bruker ikke heiser. Bygninger reiser seg for å møte ham. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't use elevators. Buildings rise to meet him. Chuck Norris bruker ikke heiser. Bygninger reiser seg for å møte ham.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't need a driver's license. Cars drive themselves for him. | Chuck Norris trenger ikke førerkort. Bilene kjører seg selv for ham. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a driver's license. Cars drive themselves for him. Chuck Norris trenger ikke førerkort. Bilene kjører seg selv for ham.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't use a computer mouse. The mouse uses Chuck Norris. | Chuck Norris bruker ikke en datamus. Musen bruker Chuck Norris. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't use a computer mouse. The mouse uses Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris bruker ikke en datamus. Musen bruker Chuck Norris.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't knock on doors. Doors knock for Chuck Norris. | Chuck Norris banker ikke på dører. Dører banker på for Chuck Norris. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't knock on doors. Doors knock for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris banker ikke på dører. Dører banker på for Chuck Norris.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't open doors. Doors open themselves for Chuck Norris. | Chuck Norris åpner ikke dører. Dører åpner seg selv for Chuck Norris. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't open doors. Doors open themselves for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris åpner ikke dører. Dører åpner seg selv for Chuck Norris.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't drink coffee. Coffee drinks Chuck Norris. | Chuck Norris drikker ikke kaffe. Kaffe drikker Chuck Norris. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't drink coffee. Coffee drinks Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris drikker ikke kaffe. Kaffe drikker Chuck Norris.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't need a recipe. Food cooks itself in his presence. | Chuck Norris trenger ingen oppskrift. Maten koker seg selv i hans nærvær. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a recipe. Food cooks itself in his presence. Chuck Norris trenger ingen oppskrift. Maten koker seg selv i hans nærvær.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't get parking tickets. The police give him awards for creative parking. | Chuck Norris får ikke parkeringsbøter. Politiet gir ham priser for kreativ parkering. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't get parking tickets. The police give him awards for creative parking. Chuck Norris får ikke parkeringsbøter. Politiet gir ham priser for kreativ parkering.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't go to the gym. The gym comes to Chuck Norris. | Chuck Norris går ikke på treningssenteret. Treningsstudioet kommer til Chuck Norris. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't go to the gym. The gym comes to Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris går ikke på treningssenteret. Treningsstudioet kommer til Chuck Norris.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't need a parachute to skydive. He just grabs a passing bird. | Chuck Norris trenger ikke fallskjerm for å hoppe i fallskjerm. Han tar bare tak i en forbipasserende fugl. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a parachute to skydive. He just grabs a passing bird. Chuck Norris trenger ikke fallskjerm for å hoppe i fallskjerm. Han tar bare tak i en forbipasserende fugl.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't use spell check. If he misspells a word, the dictionary changes the spelling. | Chuck Norris bruker ikke stavekontroll. Hvis han staver et ord feil, endrer ordboken stavemåten. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't use spell check. If he misspells a word, the dictionary changes the spelling. Chuck Norris bruker ikke stavekontroll. Hvis han staver et ord feil, endrer ordboken stavemåten.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't need Google. He IS the search engine. | Chuck Norris trenger ikke Google. Han ER søkemotoren. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't need Google. He IS the search engine. Chuck Norris trenger ikke Google. Han ER søkemotoren.
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