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| Chuck Norris doesn't surf the web. The web surfs Chuck Norris. | Chuck Norris dia tsy mitety tranonkala. Mitety an'i Chuck Norris ny tranonkala. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't surf the web. The web surfs Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris dia tsy mitety tranonkala. Mitety an'i Chuck Norris ny tranonkala.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't get sunburn. The sun gets Chuck Norris burn. | Chuck Norris dia tsy mahazo masoandro. Nandoro an'i Chuck Norris ny masoandro. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't get sunburn. The sun gets Chuck Norris burn. Chuck Norris dia tsy mahazo masoandro. Nandoro an'i Chuck Norris ny masoandro.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't parallel park. He parks and the street becomes parallel. | Chuck Norris dia tsy parallel park. Mijanona izy ary lasa mifanila ny arabe. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't parallel park. He parks and the street becomes parallel. Chuck Norris dia tsy parallel park. Mijanona izy ary lasa mifanila ny arabe.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't have DNA. DNA has Chuck Norris. | Tsy manana ADN i Chuck Norris. Ny ADN dia manana Chuck Norris. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't have DNA. DNA has Chuck Norris. Tsy manana ADN i Chuck Norris. Ny ADN dia manana Chuck Norris.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't need Twitter. He's already following you. | Tsy mila Twitter i Chuck Norris. Efa manaraka anao izy. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't need Twitter. He's already following you. Tsy mila Twitter i Chuck Norris. Efa manaraka anao izy.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't shave. He kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris. | Chuck Norris tsy miharatsy. Mandaka ny tavany izy. Ny hany afaka manapaka an'i Chuck Norris dia i Chuck Norris. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't shave. He kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris tsy miharatsy. Mandaka ny tavany izy. Ny hany afaka manapaka an'i Chuck Norris dia i Chuck Norris.
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| Chuck Norris can make a campfire by rubbing two ice cubes together. | Afaka manao afon-dasy i Chuck Norris amin'ny fikosoham-bary roa miaraka. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris can make a campfire by rubbing two ice cubes together. Afaka manao afon-dasy i Chuck Norris amin'ny fikosoham-bary roa miaraka.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't have a computer. Just a keyboard that he yells at. | Tsy manana solosaina i Chuck Norris. Kitendry fotsiny no antsoiny. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a computer. Just a keyboard that he yells at. Tsy manana solosaina i Chuck Norris. Kitendry fotsiny no antsoiny.
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| Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle. | Chuck Norris dia afaka manao kodiarana amin'ny unicycle. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle. Chuck Norris dia afaka manao kodiarana amin'ny unicycle.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't have chest hair. He has a forest of fury. | Chuck Norris dia tsy manana volon-tratra. Manana alan'ny fahatezerana izy. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't have chest hair. He has a forest of fury. Chuck Norris dia tsy manana volon-tratra. Manana alan'ny fahatezerana izy.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't breathe air. Air hides in his lungs for protection. | Chuck Norris tsy mifoka rivotra. Miafina ao amin’ny havokavony ny rivotra mba ho fiarovana. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't breathe air. Air hides in his lungs for protection. Chuck Norris tsy mifoka rivotra. Miafina ao amin’ny havokavony ny rivotra mba ho fiarovana.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't go on the internet. He IS the internet. | Chuck Norris dia tsy mandeha amin'ny Internet. Internet izy. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't go on the internet. He IS the internet. Chuck Norris dia tsy mandeha amin'ny Internet. Internet izy.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't use pickup lines. He simply says, 'Now.' | Chuck Norris dia tsy mampiasa tsipika fanamoriana. Hoy fotsiny izy: 'Ankehitriny.' | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't use pickup lines. He simply says, 'Now.' Chuck Norris dia tsy mampiasa tsipika fanamoriana. Hoy fotsiny izy: 'Ankehitriny.'
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| Chuck Norris doesn't need an alarm clock. His beard wakes him up. | Chuck Norris dia tsy mila famantaranandro fanairana. Ny volombavany mamoha azy. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't need an alarm clock. His beard wakes him up. Chuck Norris dia tsy mila famantaranandro fanairana. Ny volombavany mamoha azy.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't have to worry about changing his clock twice a year for daylight savings time. The sun rises and sets when Chuck Norris tells it to. | Chuck Norris dia tsy mila miahiahy momba ny fanovana ny famantaranandrony indroa isan-taona ho an'ny ora antoandro. Miposaka sy milentika ny masoandro rehefa miteny izany i Chuck Norris. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't have to worry about changing his clock twice a year for daylight savings time. The sun rises and sets when Chuck Norris tells it to. Chuck Norris dia tsy mila miahiahy momba ny fanovana ny famantaranandrony indroa isan-taona ho an'ny ora antoandro. Miposaka sy milentika ny masoandro rehefa miteny izany i Chuck Norris.
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