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Chuck Norris doesn't need batteries. Electronic devices power themselves in his presence. Chuck Norris ບໍ່ຕ້ອງການຫມໍ້ໄຟ. ອຸ ປະ ກອນ ເອ ເລັກ ໂຕຣ ນິກ ພະ ລັງ ງານ ຂອງ ຕົນ ເອງ ໃນ ທີ່ ປະ ທັບ ຂອງ ພຣະ ອົງ. Details

Chuck Norris doesn't need batteries. Electronic devices power themselves in his presence.

Chuck Norris ບໍ່ຕ້ອງການຫມໍ້ໄຟ. ອຸ ປະ ກອນ ເອ ເລັກ ໂຕຣ ນິກ ພະ ລັງ ງານ ຂອງ ຕົນ ເອງ ໃນ ທີ່ ປະ ທັບ ຂອງ ພຣະ ອົງ.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use maps. The world rearranges itself for his convenience. Chuck Norris ບໍ່ໄດ້ໃຊ້ແຜນທີ່. ໂລກ​ຈັດ​ວາງ​ຄືນ​ໃຫມ່​ເພື່ອ​ຄວາມ​ສະ​ດວກ​ຂອງ​ຕົນ​. Details

Chuck Norris doesn't use maps. The world rearranges itself for his convenience.

Chuck Norris ບໍ່ໄດ້ໃຊ້ແຜນທີ່. ໂລກ​ຈັດ​ວາງ​ຄືນ​ໃຫມ່​ເພື່ອ​ຄວາມ​ສະ​ດວກ​ຂອງ​ຕົນ​.
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Chuck Norris doesn't pay taxes. Taxes pay Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris ບໍ່ໄດ້ຈ່າຍຄ່າພາສີ. ພາສີຈ່າຍ Chuck Norris. Details

Chuck Norris doesn't pay taxes. Taxes pay Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris ບໍ່ໄດ້ຈ່າຍຄ່າພາສີ. ພາສີຈ່າຍ Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use elevators. Buildings rise to meet him. Chuck Norris ບໍ່ໄດ້ໃຊ້ລິຟ. ຕຶກອາຄານໄດ້ລຸກຂຶ້ນເພື່ອຕອບສະຫນອງພຣະອົງ. Details

Chuck Norris doesn't use elevators. Buildings rise to meet him.

Chuck Norris ບໍ່ໄດ້ໃຊ້ລິຟ. ຕຶກອາຄານໄດ້ລຸກຂຶ້ນເພື່ອຕອບສະຫນອງພຣະອົງ.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a driver's license. Cars drive themselves for him. Chuck Norris ບໍ່ຕ້ອງການໃບຂັບຂີ່. ລົດຂັບລົດເອງເພື່ອລາວ. Details

Chuck Norris doesn't need a driver's license. Cars drive themselves for him.

Chuck Norris ບໍ່ຕ້ອງການໃບຂັບຂີ່. ລົດຂັບລົດເອງເພື່ອລາວ.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use a computer mouse. The mouse uses Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris ບໍ່ໄດ້ໃຊ້ເມົາສ໌ຄອມພິວເຕີ. ຫນູໃຊ້ Chuck Norris. Details

Chuck Norris doesn't use a computer mouse. The mouse uses Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris ບໍ່ໄດ້ໃຊ້ເມົາສ໌ຄອມພິວເຕີ. ຫນູໃຊ້ Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't knock on doors. Doors knock for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris ບໍ່ໄດ້ເຄາະປະຕູ. ເຄາະປະຕູໃຫ້ Chuck Norris. Details

Chuck Norris doesn't knock on doors. Doors knock for Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris ບໍ່ໄດ້ເຄາະປະຕູ. ເຄາະປະຕູໃຫ້ Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't open doors. Doors open themselves for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris ບໍ່ເປີດປະຕູ. ປະຕູເປີດດ້ວຍຕົນເອງສໍາລັບ Chuck Norris. Details

Chuck Norris doesn't open doors. Doors open themselves for Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris ບໍ່ເປີດປະຕູ. ປະຕູເປີດດ້ວຍຕົນເອງສໍາລັບ Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't drink coffee. Coffee drinks Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris ບໍ່ດື່ມກາເຟ. ກາເຟດື່ມ Chuck Norris. Details

Chuck Norris doesn't drink coffee. Coffee drinks Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris ບໍ່ດື່ມກາເຟ. ກາເຟດື່ມ Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a recipe. Food cooks itself in his presence. Chuck Norris ບໍ່ຕ້ອງການສູດ. ອາຫານປຸງແຕ່ງເອງຢູ່ໃນທີ່ປະທັບຂອງລາວ. Details

Chuck Norris doesn't need a recipe. Food cooks itself in his presence.

Chuck Norris ບໍ່ຕ້ອງການສູດ. ອາຫານປຸງແຕ່ງເອງຢູ່ໃນທີ່ປະທັບຂອງລາວ.
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Chuck Norris doesn't get parking tickets. The police give him awards for creative parking. Chuck Norris ບໍ່ໄດ້ຮັບປີ້ບ່ອນຈອດລົດ. ຕໍາຫຼວດມອບລາງວັນໃຫ້ລາວສໍາລັບບ່ອນຈອດລົດທີ່ສ້າງສັນ. Details

Chuck Norris doesn't get parking tickets. The police give him awards for creative parking.

Chuck Norris ບໍ່ໄດ້ຮັບປີ້ບ່ອນຈອດລົດ. ຕໍາຫຼວດມອບລາງວັນໃຫ້ລາວສໍາລັບບ່ອນຈອດລົດທີ່ສ້າງສັນ.
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Chuck Norris doesn't go to the gym. The gym comes to Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris ບໍ່ໄດ້ໄປ gym. gym ມາ Chuck Norris. Details

Chuck Norris doesn't go to the gym. The gym comes to Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris ບໍ່ໄດ້ໄປ gym. gym ມາ Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a parachute to skydive. He just grabs a passing bird. Chuck Norris ບໍ່ຕ້ອງການ parachute ເພື່ອ skydive. ລາວພຽງແຕ່ຈັບນົກທີ່ຜ່ານໄປ. Details

Chuck Norris doesn't need a parachute to skydive. He just grabs a passing bird.

Chuck Norris ບໍ່ຕ້ອງການ parachute ເພື່ອ skydive. ລາວພຽງແຕ່ຈັບນົກທີ່ຜ່ານໄປ.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use spell check. If he misspells a word, the dictionary changes the spelling. Chuck Norris ບໍ່ໄດ້ໃຊ້ການກວດສອບການສະກົດຄໍາ. ຖ້າລາວສະກົດຜິດ, ວັດຈະນານຸກົມຈະປ່ຽນການສະກົດຄໍາ. Details

Chuck Norris doesn't use spell check. If he misspells a word, the dictionary changes the spelling.

Chuck Norris ບໍ່ໄດ້ໃຊ້ການກວດສອບການສະກົດຄໍາ. ຖ້າລາວສະກົດຜິດ, ວັດຈະນານຸກົມຈະປ່ຽນການສະກົດຄໍາ.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need Google. He IS the search engine. Chuck Norris ບໍ່ຕ້ອງການ Google. ລາວເປັນເຄື່ອງຈັກຊອກຫາ. Details

Chuck Norris doesn't need Google. He IS the search engine.

Chuck Norris ບໍ່ຕ້ອງການ Google. ລາວເປັນເຄື່ອງຈັກຊອກຫາ.
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