# Translation of Ultimate Multisite - Ultimate Multisite - Chuck Norris Facts in Lao # This file is distributed under the same license as the Ultimate Multisite - Ultimate Multisite - Chuck Norris Facts package. msgid "" msgstr "" "PO-Revision-Date: 2026-01-08 22:18:22+0000\n" "MIME-Version: 1.0\n" "Content-Type: text/plain; charset=UTF-8\n" "Content-Transfer-Encoding: 8bit\n" "Plural-Forms: nplurals=1; plural=0;\n" "X-Generator: GlotPress/4.0.3\n" "Language: lo_LA\n" "Project-Id-Version: Ultimate Multisite - Ultimate Multisite - Chuck Norris Facts\n" #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:253 msgid "About Chuck Norris" msgstr "ກ່ຽວກັບ Chuck Norris" #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:196 msgid "Chuck Norris Fact:" msgstr "ຄວາມຈິງ Chuck Norris:" #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:164 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't use a page builder. The pixels arrange themselves for him." msgstr "Chuck Norris ບໍ່ໄດ້ໃຊ້ຕົວສ້າງຫນ້າ. pixels ຈັດແຈງຕົວເອງສໍາລັບລາວ." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:163 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't use scissors. Paper cuts itself for him." msgstr "Chuck Norris ບໍ່ໄດ້ໃຊ້ມີດຕັດ. ເຈ້ຍຕັດຕົວມັນເອງສໍາລັບລາວ." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:162 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't need a hammer. Nails drive themselves for him." msgstr "Chuck Norris ບໍ່ຕ້ອງການຄ້ອນຕີ. ເລັບຂັບຕົນເອງສໍາລັບເຂົາ." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:161 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't use a paper clip. Documents organize themselves for him." msgstr "Chuck Norris ບໍ່ໄດ້ໃຊ້ clip ເຈ້ຍ. ເອກະສານຈັດຕັ້ງຕົນເອງສໍາລັບລາວ." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:160 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't need a phone book. Numbers memorize themselves for him." msgstr "Chuck Norris ບໍ່ຕ້ອງການປື້ມໂທລະສັບ. ຕົວເລກຈື່ຈໍາຕົນເອງສໍາລັບລາວ." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:159 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't use a stapler. Papers attach themselves for him." msgstr "Chuck Norris ບໍ່ໄດ້ໃຊ້ stapler. ເອກະສານຕິດຕົວສໍາລັບລາວ." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:158 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't need a ruler. Measurements adjust themselves to his standards." msgstr "Chuck Norris ບໍ່ຕ້ອງການໄມ້ບັນທັດ. ການວັດແທກປັບຕົວເອງກັບມາດຕະຖານຂອງລາວ." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:157 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't use an eraser. Mistakes correct themselves for him." msgstr "Chuck Norris ບໍ່ໄດ້ໃຊ້ eraser. ຄວາມຜິດພາດແກ້ໄຂຕົວເອງສໍາລັບລາວ." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:156 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't need a mirror. Reflections appear where he wants them." msgstr "Chuck Norris ບໍ່ຕ້ອງການກະຈົກ. ສະທ້ອນໃຫ້ເຫັນເຖິງບ່ອນທີ່ລາວຕ້ອງການ." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:155 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't use a toothbrush. His teeth clean themselves." msgstr "Chuck Norris ບໍ່ໄດ້ໃຊ້ແປງຖູແຂ້ວ. ແຂ້ວຂອງລາວສະອາດດ້ວຍຕົນເອງ." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:154 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't need a pillow. His head creates its own comfort." msgstr "Chuck Norris ບໍ່ຕ້ອງການໝອນ. ຫົວຂອງລາວສ້າງຄວາມສະດວກສະບາຍຂອງຕົນເອງ." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:153 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't use a bottle opener. Bottles open themselves for him." msgstr "Chuck Norris ບໍ່ໄດ້ໃຊ້ເຄື່ອງເປີດຂວດ. ຂວດເປີດດ້ວຍຕົນເອງສໍາລັບລາວ." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:152 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't need a chair. Furniture positions itself for his comfort." msgstr "Chuck Norris ບໍ່ຕ້ອງການເກົ້າອີ້. ເຟີນິເຈີຕໍາແຫນ່ງຕົວຂອງມັນເອງເພື່ອຄວາມສະດວກສະບາຍຂອງລາວ." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:151 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't use a pencil sharpener. Pencils sharpen themselves for him." msgstr "Chuck Norris ບໍ່ໄດ້ໃຊ້ເຄື່ອງແຫຼມສໍ. Pencils sharpen ຕົນເອງສໍາລັບເຂົາ." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:150 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't need a calculator. Numbers compute themselves for him." msgstr "Chuck Norris ບໍ່ຕ້ອງການເຄື່ອງຄິດເລກ. ຕົວເລກຄິດໄລ່ຕົວເອງສໍາລັບລາວ." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:149 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't use a telescope. Stars move closer for him to see." msgstr "Chuck Norris ບໍ່ໄດ້ໃຊ້ telescope. ດາວເຄື່ອນເຂົ້າໄປໃກ້ໆເພື່ອໃຫ້ລາວເຫັນ." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:148 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't need a microphone. His voice amplifies itself." msgstr "Chuck Norris ບໍ່ຕ້ອງການໄມໂຄຣໂຟນ. ສຽງຂອງລາວຂະຫຍາຍຕົວຂອງມັນເອງ." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:147 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't use a timer. Time counts itself for him." msgstr "Chuck Norris ບໍ່ໄດ້ໃຊ້ໂມງຈັບເວລາ. ເວລານັບຕົວມັນເອງສໍາລັບລາວ." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:146 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't need a bookmark. Books remember where he stopped reading." msgstr "Chuck Norris ບໍ່ຕ້ອງການ bookmark. ປື້ມຈື່ຈໍາບ່ອນທີ່ລາວຢຸດອ່ານ." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:145 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't use a scale. Weight measures itself for him." msgstr "Chuck Norris ບໍ່ໄດ້ໃຊ້ຂະຫນາດ. ນ້ໍາຫນັກວັດແທກຕົວມັນເອງສໍາລັບລາວ." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:144 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't need a compass. North is wherever he points." msgstr "Chuck Norris ບໍ່ຕ້ອງການເຂັມທິດ. ທິດເໜືອແມ່ນບ່ອນໃດທີ່ລາວຊີ້." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:143 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't use a calendar. Days schedule themselves around him." msgstr "Chuck Norris ບໍ່ໄດ້ໃຊ້ປະຕິທິນ. ວັນເວລາກໍານົດຕົນເອງປະມານພຣະອົງ." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:142 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't need a flashlight. Darkness illuminates itself for him." msgstr "Chuck Norris ບໍ່ຕ້ອງການໄຟສາຍ. ຄວາມມືດເຮັດໃຫ້ລາວສະຫວ່າງຂຶ້ນ." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:141 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't use umbrellas. Rain changes direction to avoid him." msgstr "Chuck Norris ບໍ່ໄດ້ໃຊ້ຄັນຮົ່ມ. ຝົນປ່ຽນທິດທາງເພື່ອຫຼີກເວັ້ນລາວ." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:140 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't need a thermostat. The temperature adjusts itself to his comfort." msgstr "Chuck Norris ບໍ່ຕ້ອງການເຄື່ອງຄວບຄຸມອຸນຫະພູມ. ອຸນຫະພູມປັບຕົວມັນເອງກັບຄວາມສະດວກສະບາຍຂອງລາວ." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:139 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't use locks. Doors secure themselves for him." msgstr "Chuck Norris ບໍ່ໄດ້ໃຊ້ລັອກ. ປະຕູຮັບປະກັນຕົນເອງສໍາລັບລາວ." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:138 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't use a can opener. Cans open themselves for him." msgstr "Chuck Norris ບໍ່ໄດ້ໃຊ້ກ່ອງເປີດກະປ໋ອງ. ກະປ໋ອງເປີດດ້ວຍຕົນເອງສໍາລັບລາວ." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:137 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't use remote controls. TV channels change themselves to what he wants to watch." msgstr "Chuck Norris ບໍ່ໄດ້ໃຊ້ການຄວບຄຸມໄລຍະໄກ. ຊ່ອງໂທລະພາບປ່ຽນຕົວເອງກັບສິ່ງທີ່ລາວຕ້ອງການເບິ່ງ." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:136 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't need batteries. Electronic devices power themselves in his presence." msgstr "Chuck Norris ບໍ່ຕ້ອງການຫມໍ້ໄຟ. ອຸ ປະ ກອນ ເອ ເລັກ ໂຕຣ ນິກ ພະ ລັງ ງານ ຂອງ ຕົນ ເອງ ໃນ ທີ່ ປະ ທັບ ຂອງ ພຣະ ອົງ." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:135 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't use maps. The world rearranges itself for his convenience." msgstr "Chuck Norris ບໍ່ໄດ້ໃຊ້ແຜນທີ່. ໂລກ​ຈັດ​ວາງ​ຄືນ​ໃຫມ່​ເພື່ອ​ຄວາມ​ສະ​ດວກ​ຂອງ​ຕົນ​." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:134 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't pay taxes. Taxes pay Chuck Norris." msgstr "Chuck Norris ບໍ່ໄດ້ຈ່າຍຄ່າພາສີ. ພາສີຈ່າຍ Chuck Norris." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:133 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't use elevators. Buildings rise to meet him." msgstr "Chuck Norris ບໍ່ໄດ້ໃຊ້ລິຟ. ຕຶກອາຄານໄດ້ລຸກຂຶ້ນເພື່ອຕອບສະຫນອງພຣະອົງ." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:132 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't need a driver's license. Cars drive themselves for him." msgstr "Chuck Norris ບໍ່ຕ້ອງການໃບຂັບຂີ່. ລົດຂັບລົດເອງເພື່ອລາວ." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:131 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't use a computer mouse. The mouse uses Chuck Norris." msgstr "Chuck Norris ບໍ່ໄດ້ໃຊ້ເມົາສ໌ຄອມພິວເຕີ. ຫນູໃຊ້ Chuck Norris." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:130 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't knock on doors. Doors knock for Chuck Norris." msgstr "Chuck Norris ບໍ່ໄດ້ເຄາະປະຕູ. ເຄາະປະຕູໃຫ້ Chuck Norris." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:129 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't open doors. Doors open themselves for Chuck Norris." msgstr "Chuck Norris ບໍ່ເປີດປະຕູ. ປະຕູເປີດດ້ວຍຕົນເອງສໍາລັບ Chuck Norris." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:128 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't drink coffee. Coffee drinks Chuck Norris." msgstr "Chuck Norris ບໍ່ດື່ມກາເຟ. ກາເຟດື່ມ Chuck Norris." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:127 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't need a recipe. Food cooks itself in his presence." msgstr "Chuck Norris ບໍ່ຕ້ອງການສູດ. ອາຫານປຸງແຕ່ງເອງຢູ່ໃນທີ່ປະທັບຂອງລາວ." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:126 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't get parking tickets. The police give him awards for creative parking." msgstr "Chuck Norris ບໍ່ໄດ້ຮັບປີ້ບ່ອນຈອດລົດ. ຕໍາຫຼວດມອບລາງວັນໃຫ້ລາວສໍາລັບບ່ອນຈອດລົດທີ່ສ້າງສັນ." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:125 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't go to the gym. The gym comes to Chuck Norris." msgstr "Chuck Norris ບໍ່ໄດ້ໄປ gym. gym ມາ Chuck Norris." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:124 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't need a parachute to skydive. He just grabs a passing bird." msgstr "Chuck Norris ບໍ່ຕ້ອງການ parachute ເພື່ອ skydive. ລາວພຽງແຕ່ຈັບນົກທີ່ຜ່ານໄປ." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:123 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't use spell check. If he misspells a word, the dictionary changes the spelling." msgstr "Chuck Norris ບໍ່ໄດ້ໃຊ້ການກວດສອບການສະກົດຄໍາ. ຖ້າລາວສະກົດຜິດ, ວັດຈະນານຸກົມຈະປ່ຽນການສະກົດຄໍາ." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:122 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't need Google. He IS the search engine." msgstr "Chuck Norris ບໍ່ຕ້ອງການ Google. ລາວເປັນເຄື່ອງຈັກຊອກຫາ." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:121 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't surf the web. The web surfs Chuck Norris." msgstr "Chuck Norris ບໍ່ໄດ້ທ່ອງເວັບ. ເວັບໄຊຕ໌ surfs Chuck Norris." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:120 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't get sunburn. The sun gets Chuck Norris burn." msgstr "Chuck Norris ບໍ່ໄດ້ຮັບການ sunburn. ແສງຕາເວັນໄດ້ຮັບການເຜົາໄຫມ້ Chuck Norris." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:119 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't parallel park. He parks and the street becomes parallel." msgstr "Chuck Norris ບໍ່ຈອດຂະໜານ. ລາວຈອດລົດແລະຖະຫນົນກາຍເປັນຂະຫນານ." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:118 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't have DNA. DNA has Chuck Norris." msgstr "Chuck Norris ບໍ່ມີ DNA. DNA ມີ Chuck Norris." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:117 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't need Twitter. He's already following you." msgstr "Chuck Norris ບໍ່ຕ້ອງການ Twitter. ລາວຕິດຕາມເຈົ້າຢູ່ແລ້ວ." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:116 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't shave. He kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris." msgstr "Chuck Norris ບໍ່ໄດ້ໂກນຫນວດ. ລາວເຕະໃສ່ໃບຫນ້າ. ສິ່ງດຽວທີ່ສາມາດຕັດ Chuck Norris ແມ່ນ Chuck Norris." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:115 msgid "Chuck Norris can make a campfire by rubbing two ice cubes together." msgstr "Chuck Norris ສາມາດສ້າງໄຟໄຫມ້ໂດຍການຖູກ້ອນສອງກ້ອນໃສ່ກັນ." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:114 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't have a computer. Just a keyboard that he yells at." msgstr "Chuck Norris ບໍ່ມີຄອມພິວເຕີ. ພຽງແຕ່ແປ້ນພິມທີ່ລາວຮ້ອງ." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:113 msgid "Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle." msgstr "Chuck Norris ສາ​ມາດ​ເຮັດ wheelie ໃນ unicycle ໄດ້." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:112 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't have chest hair. He has a forest of fury." msgstr "Chuck Norris ບໍ່ມີຂົນໜ້າເອິກ. ລາວມີປ່າຂອງ fury." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:111 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't breathe air. Air hides in his lungs for protection." msgstr "Chuck Norris ບໍ່ຫາຍໃຈອາກາດ. ອາກາດເຊື່ອງຢູ່ໃນປອດຂອງລາວເພື່ອປ້ອງກັນ." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:110 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't go on the internet. He IS the internet." msgstr "Chuck Norris ບໍ່ໄດ້ຢູ່ໃນອິນເຕີເນັດ. ລາວແມ່ນອິນເຕີເນັດ." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:109 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't use pickup lines. He simply says, 'Now.'" msgstr "Chuck Norris ບໍ່ໄດ້ໃຊ້ສາຍຮັບ. ລາວເວົ້າງ່າຍໆວ່າ, 'ດຽວນີ້.'" #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:108 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't need an alarm clock. His beard wakes him up." msgstr "Chuck Norris ບໍ່ຕ້ອງການໂມງປຸກ. ຈັບຫນວດຂອງລາວປຸກລາວ." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:107 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't have to worry about changing his clock twice a year for daylight savings time. The sun rises and sets when Chuck Norris tells it to." msgstr "Chuck Norris ບໍ່ຈໍາເປັນຕ້ອງກັງວົນກ່ຽວກັບການປ່ຽນໂມງຂອງລາວສອງຄັ້ງຕໍ່ປີເພື່ອປະຫຍັດເວລາກາງເວັນ. ຕາເວັນຂຶ້ນແລະຕົກເມື່ອ Chuck Norris ບອກມັນ." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:106 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't step on toes. Chuck Norris steps on necks." msgstr "Chuck Norris ບໍ່ໄດ້ຍ່າງຕີນຕີນ. Chuck Norris ຍ່າງຄໍ." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:105 msgid "Chuck Norris can make a woman climax by simply pointing at her and saying 'booya'." msgstr "Chuck Norris ສາມາດເຮັດໃຫ້ແມ່ຍິງເຖິງຈຸດສູງສຸດໄດ້ໂດຍການພຽງແຕ່ຊີ້ໄປຫານາງແລະເວົ້າວ່າ 'booya'." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:104 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't wear a condom. He IS protection." msgstr "Chuck Norris ບໍ່ໃສ່ຖົງຢາງອະນາໄມ. ລາວ​ເປັນ​ການ​ປົກ​ປ້ອງ." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:103 msgid "Chuck Norris can win at solitaire with only 18 cards." msgstr "Chuck Norris ສາມາດຊະນະໃນ solitaire ດ້ວຍບັດ 18 ເທົ່ານັ້ນ." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:102 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't debug code. He intimidates the bugs into fixing themselves." msgstr "Chuck Norris ບໍ່ໄດ້ດີບັກລະຫັດ. ລາວ intimidates ແມງໄມ້ເຂົ້າໄປໃນການແກ້ໄຂດ້ວຍຕົນເອງ." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:101 msgid "Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer." msgstr "Chuck Norris ສາມາດແຕະ MC Hammer." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:100 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't need to validate his markup. His markup is afraid to be invalid." msgstr "Chuck Norris ບໍ່ຈໍາເປັນຕ້ອງກວດສອບເຄື່ອງຫມາຍຂອງລາວ. ເຄື່ອງຫມາຍຂອງລາວຢ້ານທີ່ຈະບໍ່ຖືກຕ້ອງ." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:99 msgid "Chuck Norris can make a paraplegic run for his life." msgstr "Chuck Norris ສາມາດແລ່ນເປັນ paraplegic ສໍາລັບຊີວິດຂອງລາວ." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:98 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't age. Time gets older." msgstr "Chuck Norris ບໍ່ມີອາຍຸ. ເວລາຈະແກ່ຂຶ້ນ." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:97 msgid "Chuck Norris can slam revolving doors." msgstr "Chuck Norris ສາມາດຕີປະຕູໝູນວຽນ." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:96 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't eat honey. He chews bees." msgstr "Chuck Norris ບໍ່ກິນນໍ້າເຜິ້ງ. ລາວ chews bees." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:95 msgid "Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends." msgstr "Chuck Norris ສາມາດຂ້າເພື່ອນທີ່ຈິນຕະນາການຂອງທ່ານໄດ້." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:94 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris." msgstr "Chuck Norris ບໍ່ປຽກ. ນ້ໍາໄດ້ຮັບ Chuck Norris." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:93 msgid "Chuck Norris can tie his shoes with his feet." msgstr "Chuck Norris ສາມາດມັດເກີບຂອງລາວດ້ວຍຕີນຂອງລາວ." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:92 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't have a shadow. Darkness follows him." msgstr "Chuck Norris ບໍ່ມີເງົາ. ຄວາມມືດຕິດຕາມພຣະອົງ." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:91 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants." msgstr "Chuck Norris ບໍ່ໄດ້ອ່ານຫນັງສື. ລາວເບິ່ງພວກເຂົາລົງຈົນກ່ວາລາວໄດ້ຮັບຂໍ້ມູນທີ່ລາວຕ້ອງການ." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:90 msgid "Chuck Norris can make onions cry." msgstr "Chuck Norris ສາມາດເຮັດໃຫ້ຜັກບົ່ວຮ້ອງໄຫ້." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:89 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't take showers. He takes blood baths." msgstr "Chuck Norris ບໍ່ໄດ້ອາບນໍ້າ. ລາວອາບເລືອດ." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:88 msgid "Chuck Norris can make fire with two ice cubes." msgstr "Chuck Norris ສາມາດສ້າງໄຟດ້ວຍກ້ອນສອງກ້ອນ." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:87 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't wear sunglasses. The sun wears Chuck Norris glasses." msgstr "Chuck Norris ບໍ່ໃສ່ແວ່ນຕາກັນແດດ. ຕາເວັນໃສ່ແວ່ນຕາ Chuck Norris." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:86 msgid "Chuck Norris can cook minute rice in 30 seconds." msgstr "Chuck Norris ສາ​ມາດ​ປຸງ​ແຕ່ງ​ເຂົ້າ​ນາ​ທີ​ໃນ 30 ວິ​ນາ​ທີ​." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:85 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't throw up. He throws down." msgstr "Chuck Norris ບໍ່ຖິ້ມ. ລາວຖິ້ມລົງ." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:84 msgid "Chuck Norris can play the violin with a piano." msgstr "Chuck Norris ສາມາດຫຼິ້ນ violin ດ້ວຍ piano ໄດ້." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:83 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't get brain freeze. Slurpees know when to back down." msgstr "Chuck Norris ບໍ່ໄດ້ຮັບການແຊ່ແຂງຂອງສະຫມອງ. Slurpees ຮູ້ວ່າເວລາໃດຄວນຖອຍຫຼັງ." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:82 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting. Hunting implies failure. Chuck Norris goes killing." msgstr "Chuck Norris ບໍ່ໄດ້ໄປລ່າສັດ. ການລ່າສັດຫມາຍເຖິງຄວາມລົ້ມເຫຼວ. Chuck Norris ໄປຂ້າ." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:81 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't need a GPS. The GPS needs Chuck Norris." msgstr "Chuck Norris ບໍ່ຕ້ອງການ GPS. GPS ຕ້ອງການ Chuck Norris." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:80 msgid "Chuck Norris can make a Happy Meal cry." msgstr "Chuck Norris ສາມາດຮ້ອງໄຫ້ອາຫານສຸກໄດ້." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:79 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong number. You pick up the wrong phone." msgstr "Chuck Norris ບໍ່ໄດ້ໂທຫາເບີຜິດ. ເຈົ້າເອົາໂທລະສັບຜິດ." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:78 msgid "Chuck Norris can cut through a hot knife with butter." msgstr "Chuck Norris ສາມາດຕັດຜ່ານມີດຮ້ອນດ້ວຍມັນເບີ." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:77 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet. He scares the crap out of it." msgstr "Chuck Norris ບໍ່ໄດ້ລ້າງຫ້ອງນ້ໍາ. ລາວ scares crap ອອກຈາກມັນ." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:76 msgid "Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves." msgstr "Chuck Norris ສາມາດຊະນະເກມ Connect Four ໃນສາມການເຄື່ອນໄຫວເທົ່ານັ້ນ." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:75 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't turn on the lights. He turns off the dark." msgstr "Chuck Norris ບໍ່ເປີດໄຟ. ລາວປິດຄວາມມືດ." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:74 msgid "Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain." msgstr "Chuck Norris ສາມາດສ້າງ snowman ອອກຈາກຝົນ." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:73 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes. He just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint." msgstr "Chuck Norris ບໍ່ໄດ້ຕີໂຖປັດສະວະ. ລາວ​ພຽງ​ແຕ່​ລົ້ມ​ໜຶ່ງ​ເຂັມ​ແລະ​ອີກ​ເກົ້າ​ບາດ." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:72 msgid "Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night." msgstr "Chuck Norris ສາມາດຕັ້ງມົດໄຟດ້ວຍແວ່ນຂະຫຍາຍໄດ້. ໃນຕອນກາງຄືນ." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:71 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost." msgstr "Chuck Norris ບໍ່ມີອາການໜາວສັ່ນ. Chuck Norris ກັດອາກາດຫນາວ." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:70 msgid "Chuck Norris can squeeze orange juice out of a lemon." msgstr "Chuck Norris ສາມາດບີບນ້ໍາສົ້ມອອກຈາກນາວ." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:69 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone." msgstr "Chuck Norris ບໍ່ໄດ້ໂທຫາເບີຜິດ. ເຈົ້າຕອບໂທລະສັບຜິດ." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:68 msgid "Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone." msgstr "Chuck Norris ສາມາດບີບຄໍເຈົ້າດ້ວຍໂທລະສັບໄຮ້ສາຍ." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:67 msgid "Chuck Norris can drown a fish." msgstr "Chuck Norris ສາມາດຈົມປາໄດ້." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:66 msgid "Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird." msgstr "Chuck Norris ສາມາດຂ້າຫີນສອງກ້ອນກັບນົກຊະນິດຫນຶ່ງ." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:65 msgid "Chuck Norris can hear sign language." msgstr "Chuck Norris ສາມາດໄດ້ຍິນພາສາມື." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:64 msgid "Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin." msgstr "Chuck Norris ສາມາດລຶບຖັງລີໄຊເຄີນໄດ້." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:63 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He waits." msgstr "Chuck Norris ບໍ່ໄດ້ນອນ. ລາວລໍຖ້າ." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:62 msgid "Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg." msgstr "Chuck Norris ສາມາດ unscramble ໄຂ່." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:61 msgid "Chuck Norris can speak braille." msgstr "Chuck Norris ສາມາດເວົ້າອັກສອນນູນໄດ້." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:60 msgid "Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice." msgstr "Chuck Norris ນັບເປັນ infinity. ສອງເທື່ອ." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:59 msgid "Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door." msgstr "Chuck Norris ສາມາດຕີປະຕູໝູນວຽນ." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:58 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch. HE decides what time it is." msgstr "Chuck Norris ບໍ່ໃສ່ໂມງ. ລາວຕັດສິນໃຈວ່າມັນແມ່ນເວລາໃດ." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:57 msgid "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." msgstr "Chuck Norris ສາມາດແບ່ງດ້ວຍສູນ." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:56 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups. He pushes the Earth down." msgstr "Chuck Norris ບໍ່ໄດ້ຍູ້-ups. ພຣະອົງໄດ້ຍູ້ແຜ່ນດິນໂລກລົງ." #. Author URI of the plugin #: ultimate-multisite-chuck-norris-facts.php msgid "https://ultimatemultisite.com" msgstr "https://ultimatemultisite.com" #. Author of the plugin #: ultimate-multisite-chuck-norris-facts.php msgid "Ultimate Multisite" msgstr "Ultimate Multisite" #. Description of the plugin #: ultimate-multisite-chuck-norris-facts.php msgid "Display random Chuck Norris facts in the WordPress admin panel. When activated, you will randomly see a Chuck Norris fact in the upper right of your admin screen on every page." msgstr "ສະແດງຂໍ້ເທັດຈິງ Chuck Norris ແບບສຸ່ມໃນກະດານ admin WordPress. ເມື່ອເປີດໃຊ້ງານແລ້ວ, ທ່ານຈະເຫັນຄວາມຈິງ Chuck Norris ຢູ່ເບື້ອງຂວາເທິງຂອງໜ້າຈໍຜູ້ເບິ່ງແຍງລະບົບຂອງທ່ານໃນທຸກໜ້າ." #. Plugin URI of the plugin #: ultimate-multisite-chuck-norris-facts.php msgid "https://ultimatemultisite.com/addons/chuck-norris-facts" msgstr "https://ultimatemultisite.com/addons/chuck-norris-facts" #. Plugin Name of the plugin #: ultimate-multisite-chuck-norris-facts.php msgid "Ultimate Multisite - Chuck Norris Facts" msgstr "Ultimate Multisite - ຂໍ້ເທັດຈິງ Chuck Norris"