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| Chuck Norris doesn't surf the web. The web surfs Chuck Norris. | Chuck Norris surft net op it web. It web surft Chuck Norris. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't surf the web. The web surfs Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris surft net op it web. It web surft Chuck Norris.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't get sunburn. The sun gets Chuck Norris burn. | Chuck Norris krijt gjin sinnebrân. De sinne krijt Chuck Norris syn ferbaarning. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't get sunburn. The sun gets Chuck Norris burn. Chuck Norris krijt gjin sinnebrân. De sinne krijt Chuck Norris syn ferbaarning.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't parallel park. He parks and the street becomes parallel. | Chuck Norris parkearret net parallel. Hy parkeart en de strjitte wurdt parallel. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't parallel park. He parks and the street becomes parallel. Chuck Norris parkearret net parallel. Hy parkeart en de strjitte wurdt parallel.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't have DNA. DNA has Chuck Norris. | Chuck Norris hat gjin DNA. DNA hat Chuck Norris. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't have DNA. DNA has Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris hat gjin DNA. DNA hat Chuck Norris.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't need Twitter. He's already following you. | Chuck Norris hat Twitter net nedich. Hy folget dy al. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't need Twitter. He's already following you. Chuck Norris hat Twitter net nedich. Hy folget dy al.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't shave. He kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris. | Chuck Norris skearet him net. Hy skopt himsels yn it gesicht. It iennige dat Chuck Norris snije kin is Chuck Norris. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't shave. He kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris skearet him net. Hy skopt himsels yn it gesicht. It iennige dat Chuck Norris snije kin is Chuck Norris.
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| Chuck Norris can make a campfire by rubbing two ice cubes together. | Chuck Norris kin in kampfjoer meitsje troch twa iisblokjes tsjin elkoar te wriuwen. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris can make a campfire by rubbing two ice cubes together. Chuck Norris kin in kampfjoer meitsje troch twa iisblokjes tsjin elkoar te wriuwen.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't have a computer. Just a keyboard that he yells at. | Chuck Norris hat gjin kompjûter. Allinnich in toetseboerd dêr't er tsjin raast. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a computer. Just a keyboard that he yells at. Chuck Norris hat gjin kompjûter. Allinnich in toetseboerd dêr't er tsjin raast.
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| Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle. | Chuck Norris kin in wheelie dwaan op in ienwieler. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle. Chuck Norris kin in wheelie dwaan op in ienwieler.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't have chest hair. He has a forest of fury. | Chuck Norris hat gjin boarsthier. Hy hat in bosk fan lilkens. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't have chest hair. He has a forest of fury. Chuck Norris hat gjin boarsthier. Hy hat in bosk fan lilkens.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't breathe air. Air hides in his lungs for protection. | Chuck Norris sykhellet gjin loft. Loft ferberget him yn syn longen foar beskerming. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't breathe air. Air hides in his lungs for protection. Chuck Norris sykhellet gjin loft. Loft ferberget him yn syn longen foar beskerming.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't go on the internet. He IS the internet. | Chuck Norris giet net op it ynternet. Hy IS it ynternet. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't go on the internet. He IS the internet. Chuck Norris giet net op it ynternet. Hy IS it ynternet.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't use pickup lines. He simply says, 'Now.' | Chuck Norris brûkt gjin oproplinen. Hy seit gewoan: 'No.' | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't use pickup lines. He simply says, 'Now.' Chuck Norris brûkt gjin oproplinen. Hy seit gewoan: 'No.'
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| Chuck Norris doesn't need an alarm clock. His beard wakes him up. | Chuck Norris hat gjin wekker nedich. Syn burd makket him wekker. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't need an alarm clock. His beard wakes him up. Chuck Norris hat gjin wekker nedich. Syn burd makket him wekker.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't have to worry about changing his clock twice a year for daylight savings time. The sun rises and sets when Chuck Norris tells it to. | Chuck Norris hoecht him gjin soargen te meitsjen oer it twa kear yn 't jier feroarjen fan syn klok foar simmertiid. De sinne komt op en giet ûnder as Chuck Norris it seit. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't have to worry about changing his clock twice a year for daylight savings time. The sun rises and sets when Chuck Norris tells it to. Chuck Norris hoecht him gjin soargen te meitsjen oer it twa kear yn 't jier feroarjen fan syn klok foar simmertiid. De sinne komt op en giet ûnder as Chuck Norris it seit.
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