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| Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants. | Chuck Norris lêst gjin boeken. Hy stieret se oan oant er de ynformaasje krijt dy't er wol. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants. Chuck Norris lêst gjin boeken. Hy stieret se oan oant er de ynformaasje krijt dy't er wol.
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| Chuck Norris can make onions cry. | Chuck Norris kin sipels oan it gûlen meitsje. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris can make onions cry. Chuck Norris kin sipels oan it gûlen meitsje.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't take showers. He takes blood baths. | Chuck Norris dûst net. Hy nimt bloedbaden. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't take showers. He takes blood baths. Chuck Norris dûst net. Hy nimt bloedbaden.
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| Chuck Norris can make fire with two ice cubes. | Chuck Norris kin fjoer meitsje mei twa iisblokjes. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris can make fire with two ice cubes. Chuck Norris kin fjoer meitsje mei twa iisblokjes.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't wear sunglasses. The sun wears Chuck Norris glasses. | Chuck Norris draacht gjin sinnebril. De sinne draacht in Chuck Norris-bril. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't wear sunglasses. The sun wears Chuck Norris glasses. Chuck Norris draacht gjin sinnebril. De sinne draacht in Chuck Norris-bril.
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| Chuck Norris can cook minute rice in 30 seconds. | Chuck Norris kin minútrys yn 30 sekonden siede. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris can cook minute rice in 30 seconds. Chuck Norris kin minútrys yn 30 sekonden siede.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't throw up. He throws down. | Chuck Norris spuugt net op. Hy smyt del. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't throw up. He throws down. Chuck Norris spuugt net op. Hy smyt del.
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| Chuck Norris can play the violin with a piano. | Chuck Norris kin fioele spielje mei in piano. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris can play the violin with a piano. Chuck Norris kin fioele spielje mei in piano.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't get brain freeze. Slurpees know when to back down. | Chuck Norris krijt gjin harsensfries. Slurpees witte wannear't se werom moatte. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't get brain freeze. Slurpees know when to back down. Chuck Norris krijt gjin harsensfries. Slurpees witte wannear't se werom moatte.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting. Hunting implies failure. Chuck Norris goes killing. | Chuck Norris giet net op jacht. Jacht betsjut mislearring. Chuck Norris giet deadzjen. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting. Hunting implies failure. Chuck Norris goes killing. Chuck Norris giet net op jacht. Jacht betsjut mislearring. Chuck Norris giet deadzjen.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't need a GPS. The GPS needs Chuck Norris. | Chuck Norris hat gjin GPS nedich. De GPS hat Chuck Norris nedich. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a GPS. The GPS needs Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris hat gjin GPS nedich. De GPS hat Chuck Norris nedich.
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| Chuck Norris can make a Happy Meal cry. | Chuck Norris kin in Happy Meal oan it gûlen meitsje. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris can make a Happy Meal cry. Chuck Norris kin in Happy Meal oan it gûlen meitsje.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong number. You pick up the wrong phone. | Chuck Norris draait net it ferkearde nûmer. Jo nimme de ferkearde tillefoan op. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong number. You pick up the wrong phone. Chuck Norris draait net it ferkearde nûmer. Jo nimme de ferkearde tillefoan op.
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| Chuck Norris can cut through a hot knife with butter. | Chuck Norris kin mei bûter troch in hjit mes snije. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris can cut through a hot knife with butter. Chuck Norris kin mei bûter troch in hjit mes snije.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet. He scares the crap out of it. | Chuck Norris spoelt it húske net troch. Hy skrikt de skrik derfan ôf. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet. He scares the crap out of it. Chuck Norris spoelt it húske net troch. Hy skrikt de skrik derfan ôf.
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