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| Chuck Norris doesn't use a pencil sharpener. Pencils sharpen themselves for him. | Chuck Norris brûkt gjin puntenssliper. Potloden slypje harsels foar him. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't use a pencil sharpener. Pencils sharpen themselves for him. Chuck Norris brûkt gjin puntenssliper. Potloden slypje harsels foar him.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't need a calculator. Numbers compute themselves for him. | Chuck Norris hat gjin rekkenmasine nedich. Sifers berekkenje harsels foar him. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a calculator. Numbers compute themselves for him. Chuck Norris hat gjin rekkenmasine nedich. Sifers berekkenje harsels foar him.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't use a telescope. Stars move closer for him to see. | Chuck Norris brûkt gjin teleskoop. Stjerren komme tichterby, sadat hy se sjen kin. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't use a telescope. Stars move closer for him to see. Chuck Norris brûkt gjin teleskoop. Stjerren komme tichterby, sadat hy se sjen kin.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't need a microphone. His voice amplifies itself. | Chuck Norris hat gjin mikrofoan nedich. Syn stim fersterket himsels. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a microphone. His voice amplifies itself. Chuck Norris hat gjin mikrofoan nedich. Syn stim fersterket himsels.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't use a timer. Time counts itself for him. | Chuck Norris brûkt gjin timer. De tiid telt himsels foar him. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't use a timer. Time counts itself for him. Chuck Norris brûkt gjin timer. De tiid telt himsels foar him.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't need a bookmark. Books remember where he stopped reading. | Chuck Norris hat gjin blêdwizer nedich. Boeken ûnthâlde wêr't er opholden is mei lêzen. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a bookmark. Books remember where he stopped reading. Chuck Norris hat gjin blêdwizer nedich. Boeken ûnthâlde wêr't er opholden is mei lêzen.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't use a scale. Weight measures itself for him. | Chuck Norris brûkt gjin weegskaal. It gewicht mjit himsels foar him. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't use a scale. Weight measures itself for him. Chuck Norris brûkt gjin weegskaal. It gewicht mjit himsels foar him.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't need a compass. North is wherever he points. | Chuck Norris hat gjin kompas nedich. Noarden is wêr't er hinne wiist. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a compass. North is wherever he points. Chuck Norris hat gjin kompas nedich. Noarden is wêr't er hinne wiist.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't use a calendar. Days schedule themselves around him. | Chuck Norris brûkt gjin kalinder. De dagen planne harsels om him hinne. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't use a calendar. Days schedule themselves around him. Chuck Norris brûkt gjin kalinder. De dagen planne harsels om him hinne.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't need a flashlight. Darkness illuminates itself for him. | Chuck Norris hat gjin bûselampe nedich. Tsjuster ferljochtet himsels foar him. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a flashlight. Darkness illuminates itself for him. Chuck Norris hat gjin bûselampe nedich. Tsjuster ferljochtet himsels foar him.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't use umbrellas. Rain changes direction to avoid him. | Chuck Norris brûkt gjin paraplu's. Rein feroaret fan rjochting om him te ûntkommen. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't use umbrellas. Rain changes direction to avoid him. Chuck Norris brûkt gjin paraplu's. Rein feroaret fan rjochting om him te ûntkommen.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't need a thermostat. The temperature adjusts itself to his comfort. | Chuck Norris hat gjin termostaat nedich. De temperatuer past him oan oan syn komfort. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a thermostat. The temperature adjusts itself to his comfort. Chuck Norris hat gjin termostaat nedich. De temperatuer past him oan oan syn komfort.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't use locks. Doors secure themselves for him. | Chuck Norris brûkt gjin slûzen. Doarren meitsje harsels feilich foar him. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't use locks. Doors secure themselves for him. Chuck Norris brûkt gjin slûzen. Doarren meitsje harsels feilich foar him.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't use a can opener. Cans open themselves for him. | Chuck Norris brûkt gjin blikiepener. Blikjes geane harsels foar him iepen. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't use a can opener. Cans open themselves for him. Chuck Norris brûkt gjin blikiepener. Blikjes geane harsels foar him iepen.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't use remote controls. TV channels change themselves to what he wants to watch. | Chuck Norris brûkt gjin ôfstânsbetsjinningen. TV-kanalen feroarje harsels nei wat hy sjen wol. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't use remote controls. TV channels change themselves to what he wants to watch. Chuck Norris brûkt gjin ôfstânsbetsjinningen. TV-kanalen feroarje harsels nei wat hy sjen wol.
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