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| Chuck Norris doesn't surf the web. The web surfs Chuck Norris. | Chuck Norris surfer ikke på nettet. Nettet surfer på Chuck Norris. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't surf the web. The web surfs Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris surfer ikke på nettet. Nettet surfer på Chuck Norris.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't get sunburn. The sun gets Chuck Norris burn. | Chuck Norris bliver ikke solskoldet. Solen får Chuck Norris til at blive forbrændt. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't get sunburn. The sun gets Chuck Norris burn. Chuck Norris bliver ikke solskoldet. Solen får Chuck Norris til at blive forbrændt.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't parallel park. He parks and the street becomes parallel. | Chuck Norris parallelparkerer ikke. Han parkerer, og gaden bliver parallel. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't parallel park. He parks and the street becomes parallel. Chuck Norris parallelparkerer ikke. Han parkerer, og gaden bliver parallel.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't have DNA. DNA has Chuck Norris. | Chuck Norris har ikke DNA. DNA har Chuck Norris. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't have DNA. DNA has Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris har ikke DNA. DNA har Chuck Norris.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't need Twitter. He's already following you. | Chuck Norris har ikke brug for Twitter. Han følger dig allerede. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't need Twitter. He's already following you. Chuck Norris har ikke brug for Twitter. Han følger dig allerede.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't shave. He kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris. | Chuck Norris barberer sig ikke. Han sparker sig selv i ansigtet. Det eneste, der kan skære Chuck Norris, er Chuck Norris. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't shave. He kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris barberer sig ikke. Han sparker sig selv i ansigtet. Det eneste, der kan skære Chuck Norris, er Chuck Norris.
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| Chuck Norris can make a campfire by rubbing two ice cubes together. | Chuck Norris kan lave et lejrbål ved at gnide to isterninger sammen. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris can make a campfire by rubbing two ice cubes together. Chuck Norris kan lave et lejrbål ved at gnide to isterninger sammen.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't have a computer. Just a keyboard that he yells at. | Chuck Norris har ikke en computer. Kun et tastatur, som han råber på. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a computer. Just a keyboard that he yells at. Chuck Norris har ikke en computer. Kun et tastatur, som han råber på.
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| Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle. | Chuck Norris kan lave en wheelie på en ethjulet cykel. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle. Chuck Norris kan lave en wheelie på en ethjulet cykel.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't have chest hair. He has a forest of fury. | Chuck Norris har ikke hår på brystet. Han har en skov af raseri. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't have chest hair. He has a forest of fury. Chuck Norris har ikke hår på brystet. Han har en skov af raseri.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't breathe air. Air hides in his lungs for protection. | Chuck Norris indånder ikke luft. Luften gemmer sig i hans lunger for at beskytte ham. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't breathe air. Air hides in his lungs for protection. Chuck Norris indånder ikke luft. Luften gemmer sig i hans lunger for at beskytte ham.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't go on the internet. He IS the internet. | Chuck Norris går ikke på internettet. Han ER internettet. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't go on the internet. He IS the internet. Chuck Norris går ikke på internettet. Han ER internettet.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't use pickup lines. He simply says, 'Now.' | Chuck Norris bruger ikke scorereplikker. Han siger bare: "Nu". | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't use pickup lines. He simply says, 'Now.' Chuck Norris bruger ikke scorereplikker. Han siger bare: "Nu".
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| Chuck Norris doesn't need an alarm clock. His beard wakes him up. | Chuck Norris har ikke brug for et vækkeur. Hans skæg vækker ham. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't need an alarm clock. His beard wakes him up. Chuck Norris har ikke brug for et vækkeur. Hans skæg vækker ham.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't have to worry about changing his clock twice a year for daylight savings time. The sun rises and sets when Chuck Norris tells it to. | Chuck Norris behøver ikke at bekymre sig om at stille sit ur to gange om året på grund af sommertid. Solen står op og går ned, når Chuck Norris beder den om det. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't have to worry about changing his clock twice a year for daylight savings time. The sun rises and sets when Chuck Norris tells it to. Chuck Norris behøver ikke at bekymre sig om at stille sit ur to gange om året på grund af sommertid. Solen står op og går ned, når Chuck Norris beder den om det.
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