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| Chuck Norris doesn't use a pencil sharpener. Pencils sharpen themselves for him. | Chuck Norris bruger ikke en blyantspidser. Blyanter spidser sig selv for ham. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't use a pencil sharpener. Pencils sharpen themselves for him. Chuck Norris bruger ikke en blyantspidser. Blyanter spidser sig selv for ham.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't need a calculator. Numbers compute themselves for him. | Chuck Norris har ikke brug for en lommeregner. Tal beregner sig selv for ham. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a calculator. Numbers compute themselves for him. Chuck Norris har ikke brug for en lommeregner. Tal beregner sig selv for ham.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't use a telescope. Stars move closer for him to see. | Chuck Norris bruger ikke et teleskop. Stjernerne rykker tættere på, så han kan se dem. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't use a telescope. Stars move closer for him to see. Chuck Norris bruger ikke et teleskop. Stjernerne rykker tættere på, så han kan se dem.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't need a microphone. His voice amplifies itself. | Chuck Norris har ikke brug for en mikrofon. Hans stemme forstærker sig selv. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a microphone. His voice amplifies itself. Chuck Norris har ikke brug for en mikrofon. Hans stemme forstærker sig selv.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't use a timer. Time counts itself for him. | Chuck Norris bruger ikke et minutur. Tiden tæller sig selv for ham. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't use a timer. Time counts itself for him. Chuck Norris bruger ikke et minutur. Tiden tæller sig selv for ham.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't need a bookmark. Books remember where he stopped reading. | Chuck Norris har ikke brug for et bogmærke. Bøger husker, hvor han stoppede med at læse. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a bookmark. Books remember where he stopped reading. Chuck Norris har ikke brug for et bogmærke. Bøger husker, hvor han stoppede med at læse.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't use a scale. Weight measures itself for him. | Chuck Norris bruger ikke en vægt. Vægten måler sig selv for ham. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't use a scale. Weight measures itself for him. Chuck Norris bruger ikke en vægt. Vægten måler sig selv for ham.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't need a compass. North is wherever he points. | Chuck Norris har ikke brug for et kompas. Nord er der, hvor han peger. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a compass. North is wherever he points. Chuck Norris har ikke brug for et kompas. Nord er der, hvor han peger.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't use a calendar. Days schedule themselves around him. | Chuck Norris bruger ikke en kalender. Dagene planlægger sig selv omkring ham. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't use a calendar. Days schedule themselves around him. Chuck Norris bruger ikke en kalender. Dagene planlægger sig selv omkring ham.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't need a flashlight. Darkness illuminates itself for him. | Chuck Norris har ikke brug for en lommelygte. Mørket lyser sig selv op for ham. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a flashlight. Darkness illuminates itself for him. Chuck Norris har ikke brug for en lommelygte. Mørket lyser sig selv op for ham.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't use umbrellas. Rain changes direction to avoid him. | Chuck Norris bruger ikke paraplyer. Regnen ændrer retning for at undgå ham. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't use umbrellas. Rain changes direction to avoid him. Chuck Norris bruger ikke paraplyer. Regnen ændrer retning for at undgå ham.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't need a thermostat. The temperature adjusts itself to his comfort. | Chuck Norris har ikke brug for en termostat. Temperaturen tilpasser sig selv til hans komfort. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a thermostat. The temperature adjusts itself to his comfort. Chuck Norris har ikke brug for en termostat. Temperaturen tilpasser sig selv til hans komfort.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't use locks. Doors secure themselves for him. | Chuck Norris bruger ikke låse. Døre låser sig selv for ham. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't use locks. Doors secure themselves for him. Chuck Norris bruger ikke låse. Døre låser sig selv for ham.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't use a can opener. Cans open themselves for him. | Chuck Norris bruger ikke en dåseåbner. Dåser åbner sig selv for ham. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't use a can opener. Cans open themselves for him. Chuck Norris bruger ikke en dåseåbner. Dåser åbner sig selv for ham.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't use remote controls. TV channels change themselves to what he wants to watch. | Chuck Norris bruger ikke fjernbetjeninger. Tv-kanalerne skifter selv til det, han vil se. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't use remote controls. TV channels change themselves to what he wants to watch. Chuck Norris bruger ikke fjernbetjeninger. Tv-kanalerne skifter selv til det, han vil se.
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