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| Chuck Norris doesn't need batteries. Electronic devices power themselves in his presence. | Chuck Norris har ikke brug for batterier. Elektroniske apparater får strøm af sig selv i hans nærvær. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't need batteries. Electronic devices power themselves in his presence. Chuck Norris har ikke brug for batterier. Elektroniske apparater får strøm af sig selv i hans nærvær.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't use maps. The world rearranges itself for his convenience. | Chuck Norris bruger ikke kort. Verden ordner sig selv, som det passer ham. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't use maps. The world rearranges itself for his convenience. Chuck Norris bruger ikke kort. Verden ordner sig selv, som det passer ham.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't pay taxes. Taxes pay Chuck Norris. | Chuck Norris betaler ikke skat. Skatter betaler Chuck Norris. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't pay taxes. Taxes pay Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris betaler ikke skat. Skatter betaler Chuck Norris.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't use elevators. Buildings rise to meet him. | Chuck Norris bruger ikke elevatorer. Bygninger rejser sig for at møde ham. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't use elevators. Buildings rise to meet him. Chuck Norris bruger ikke elevatorer. Bygninger rejser sig for at møde ham.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't need a driver's license. Cars drive themselves for him. | Chuck Norris har ikke brug for et kørekort. Bilerne kører selv for ham. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a driver's license. Cars drive themselves for him. Chuck Norris har ikke brug for et kørekort. Bilerne kører selv for ham.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't use a computer mouse. The mouse uses Chuck Norris. | Chuck Norris bruger ikke en computermus. Musen bruger Chuck Norris. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't use a computer mouse. The mouse uses Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris bruger ikke en computermus. Musen bruger Chuck Norris.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't knock on doors. Doors knock for Chuck Norris. | Chuck Norris banker ikke på døre. Døre banker på for Chuck Norris. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't knock on doors. Doors knock for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris banker ikke på døre. Døre banker på for Chuck Norris.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't open doors. Doors open themselves for Chuck Norris. | Chuck Norris åbner ikke døre. Døre åbner sig selv for Chuck Norris. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't open doors. Doors open themselves for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris åbner ikke døre. Døre åbner sig selv for Chuck Norris.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't drink coffee. Coffee drinks Chuck Norris. | Chuck Norris drikker ikke kaffe. Kaffe drikker Chuck Norris. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't drink coffee. Coffee drinks Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris drikker ikke kaffe. Kaffe drikker Chuck Norris.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't need a recipe. Food cooks itself in his presence. | Chuck Norris har ikke brug for en opskrift. Maden laver sig selv i hans nærvær. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a recipe. Food cooks itself in his presence. Chuck Norris har ikke brug for en opskrift. Maden laver sig selv i hans nærvær.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't get parking tickets. The police give him awards for creative parking. | Chuck Norris får ikke parkeringsbøder. Politiet giver ham priser for kreativ parkering. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't get parking tickets. The police give him awards for creative parking. Chuck Norris får ikke parkeringsbøder. Politiet giver ham priser for kreativ parkering.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't go to the gym. The gym comes to Chuck Norris. | Chuck Norris går ikke i fitnesscenter. Træningscenteret kommer til Chuck Norris. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't go to the gym. The gym comes to Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris går ikke i fitnesscenter. Træningscenteret kommer til Chuck Norris.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't need a parachute to skydive. He just grabs a passing bird. | Chuck Norris behøver ikke en faldskærm for at springe i faldskærm. Han griber bare en forbipasserende fugl. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a parachute to skydive. He just grabs a passing bird. Chuck Norris behøver ikke en faldskærm for at springe i faldskærm. Han griber bare en forbipasserende fugl.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't use spell check. If he misspells a word, the dictionary changes the spelling. | Chuck Norris bruger ikke stavekontrol. Hvis han staver et ord forkert, ændrer ordbogen stavemåden. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't use spell check. If he misspells a word, the dictionary changes the spelling. Chuck Norris bruger ikke stavekontrol. Hvis han staver et ord forkert, ændrer ordbogen stavemåden.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't need Google. He IS the search engine. | Chuck Norris har ikke brug for Google. Han ER søgemaskinen. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't need Google. He IS the search engine. Chuck Norris har ikke brug for Google. Han ER søgemaskinen.
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