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| Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants. | Chuck Norris læser ikke bøger. Han stirrer på dem, indtil han får den information, han vil have. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants. Chuck Norris læser ikke bøger. Han stirrer på dem, indtil han får den information, han vil have.
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| Chuck Norris can make onions cry. | Chuck Norris kan få løg til at græde. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris can make onions cry. Chuck Norris kan få løg til at græde.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't take showers. He takes blood baths. | Chuck Norris tager ikke brusebad. Han tager blodbad. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't take showers. He takes blood baths. Chuck Norris tager ikke brusebad. Han tager blodbad.
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| Chuck Norris can make fire with two ice cubes. | Chuck Norris kan lave ild med to isterninger. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris can make fire with two ice cubes. Chuck Norris kan lave ild med to isterninger.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't wear sunglasses. The sun wears Chuck Norris glasses. | Chuck Norris går ikke med solbriller. Solen har Chuck Norris-briller på. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't wear sunglasses. The sun wears Chuck Norris glasses. Chuck Norris går ikke med solbriller. Solen har Chuck Norris-briller på.
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| Chuck Norris can cook minute rice in 30 seconds. | Chuck Norris kan koge minutris på 30 sekunder. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris can cook minute rice in 30 seconds. Chuck Norris kan koge minutris på 30 sekunder.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't throw up. He throws down. | Chuck Norris kaster ikke op. Han kaster sig ned. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't throw up. He throws down. Chuck Norris kaster ikke op. Han kaster sig ned.
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| Chuck Norris can play the violin with a piano. | Chuck Norris kan spille violin med et klaver. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris can play the violin with a piano. Chuck Norris kan spille violin med et klaver.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't get brain freeze. Slurpees know when to back down. | Chuck Norris får ikke hjernefrysning. Slurpees ved, hvornår de skal trække sig tilbage. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't get brain freeze. Slurpees know when to back down. Chuck Norris får ikke hjernefrysning. Slurpees ved, hvornår de skal trække sig tilbage.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting. Hunting implies failure. Chuck Norris goes killing. | Chuck Norris går ikke på jagt. Jagt er ensbetydende med fiasko. Chuck Norris går ud og dræber. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting. Hunting implies failure. Chuck Norris goes killing. Chuck Norris går ikke på jagt. Jagt er ensbetydende med fiasko. Chuck Norris går ud og dræber.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't need a GPS. The GPS needs Chuck Norris. | Chuck Norris har ikke brug for en GPS. GPS'en har brug for Chuck Norris. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a GPS. The GPS needs Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris har ikke brug for en GPS. GPS'en har brug for Chuck Norris.
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| Chuck Norris can make a Happy Meal cry. | Chuck Norris kan få et Happy Meal til at græde. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris can make a Happy Meal cry. Chuck Norris kan få et Happy Meal til at græde.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong number. You pick up the wrong phone. | Chuck Norris ringer ikke til det forkerte nummer. Du tager den forkerte telefon. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong number. You pick up the wrong phone. Chuck Norris ringer ikke til det forkerte nummer. Du tager den forkerte telefon.
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| Chuck Norris can cut through a hot knife with butter. | Chuck Norris kan skære gennem en varm kniv med smør. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris can cut through a hot knife with butter. Chuck Norris kan skære gennem en varm kniv med smør.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet. He scares the crap out of it. | Chuck Norris skyller ikke ud i toilettet. Han skræmmer det fra vid og sans. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet. He scares the crap out of it. Chuck Norris skyller ikke ud i toilettet. Han skræmmer det fra vid og sans.
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