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| Chuck Norris doesn't surf the web. The web surfs Chuck Norris. | Chuck Norris surf nie op die web nie. Die web surf op Chuck Norris. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't surf the web. The web surfs Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris surf nie op die web nie. Die web surf op Chuck Norris.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't get sunburn. The sun gets Chuck Norris burn. | Chuck Norris kry nie sonbrand nie. Die son kry Chuck Norris se brandwonde. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't get sunburn. The sun gets Chuck Norris burn. Chuck Norris kry nie sonbrand nie. Die son kry Chuck Norris se brandwonde.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't parallel park. He parks and the street becomes parallel. | Chuck Norris parkeer nie parallel nie. Hy parkeer en die straat word parallel. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't parallel park. He parks and the street becomes parallel. Chuck Norris parkeer nie parallel nie. Hy parkeer en die straat word parallel.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't have DNA. DNA has Chuck Norris. | Chuck Norris het nie DNS nie. DNS het Chuck Norris. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't have DNA. DNA has Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris het nie DNS nie. DNS het Chuck Norris.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't need Twitter. He's already following you. | Chuck Norris het nie Twitter nodig nie. Hy volg jou reeds. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't need Twitter. He's already following you. Chuck Norris het nie Twitter nodig nie. Hy volg jou reeds.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't shave. He kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris. | Chuck Norris skeer nie. Hy skop homself in die gesig. Die enigste ding wat Chuck Norris kan sny, is Chuck Norris. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't shave. He kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris skeer nie. Hy skop homself in die gesig. Die enigste ding wat Chuck Norris kan sny, is Chuck Norris.
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| Chuck Norris can make a campfire by rubbing two ice cubes together. | Chuck Norris kan 'n kampvuur maak deur twee ysblokkies teen mekaar te vryf. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris can make a campfire by rubbing two ice cubes together. Chuck Norris kan 'n kampvuur maak deur twee ysblokkies teen mekaar te vryf.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't have a computer. Just a keyboard that he yells at. | Chuck Norris het nie 'n rekenaar nie. Net 'n sleutelbord waarop hy skree. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a computer. Just a keyboard that he yells at. Chuck Norris het nie 'n rekenaar nie. Net 'n sleutelbord waarop hy skree.
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| Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle. | Chuck Norris kan 'n wheelie op 'n eenwielfiets doen. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle. Chuck Norris kan 'n wheelie op 'n eenwielfiets doen.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't have chest hair. He has a forest of fury. | Chuck Norris het nie borshare nie. Hy het 'n woud van woede. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't have chest hair. He has a forest of fury. Chuck Norris het nie borshare nie. Hy het 'n woud van woede.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't breathe air. Air hides in his lungs for protection. | Chuck Norris asem nie lug in nie. Lug versteek in sy longe vir beskerming. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't breathe air. Air hides in his lungs for protection. Chuck Norris asem nie lug in nie. Lug versteek in sy longe vir beskerming.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't go on the internet. He IS the internet. | Chuck Norris gaan nie op die internet nie. Hy IS die internet. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't go on the internet. He IS the internet. Chuck Norris gaan nie op die internet nie. Hy IS die internet.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't use pickup lines. He simply says, 'Now.' | Chuck Norris gebruik nie optellyne nie. Hy sê eenvoudig: "Nou." | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't use pickup lines. He simply says, 'Now.' Chuck Norris gebruik nie optellyne nie. Hy sê eenvoudig: "Nou."
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| Chuck Norris doesn't need an alarm clock. His beard wakes him up. | Chuck Norris het nie 'n wekker nodig nie. Sy baard maak hom wakker. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't need an alarm clock. His beard wakes him up. Chuck Norris het nie 'n wekker nodig nie. Sy baard maak hom wakker.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't have to worry about changing his clock twice a year for daylight savings time. The sun rises and sets when Chuck Norris tells it to. | Chuck Norris hoef hom nie te bekommer oor die verandering van sy horlosie twee keer per jaar vir dagligbesparingstyd nie. Die son kom op en sak wanneer Chuck Norris dit beveel. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't have to worry about changing his clock twice a year for daylight savings time. The sun rises and sets when Chuck Norris tells it to. Chuck Norris hoef hom nie te bekommer oor die verandering van sy horlosie twee keer per jaar vir dagligbesparingstyd nie. Die son kom op en sak wanneer Chuck Norris dit beveel.
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