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| Chuck Norris doesn't use a pencil sharpener. Pencils sharpen themselves for him. | Chuck Norris gebruik nie 'n potloodskerper nie. Potlode skerp hulself vir hom. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't use a pencil sharpener. Pencils sharpen themselves for him. Chuck Norris gebruik nie 'n potloodskerper nie. Potlode skerp hulself vir hom.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't need a calculator. Numbers compute themselves for him. | Chuck Norris het nie 'n sakrekenaar nodig nie. Syfers bereken hulself vir hom. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a calculator. Numbers compute themselves for him. Chuck Norris het nie 'n sakrekenaar nodig nie. Syfers bereken hulself vir hom.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't use a telescope. Stars move closer for him to see. | Chuck Norris gebruik nie 'n teleskoop nie. Sterre beweeg nader sodat hy dit kan sien. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't use a telescope. Stars move closer for him to see. Chuck Norris gebruik nie 'n teleskoop nie. Sterre beweeg nader sodat hy dit kan sien.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't need a microphone. His voice amplifies itself. | Chuck Norris het nie 'n mikrofoon nodig nie. Sy stem versterk homself. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a microphone. His voice amplifies itself. Chuck Norris het nie 'n mikrofoon nodig nie. Sy stem versterk homself.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't use a timer. Time counts itself for him. | Chuck Norris gebruik nie 'n timer nie. Tyd tel homself vir hom. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't use a timer. Time counts itself for him. Chuck Norris gebruik nie 'n timer nie. Tyd tel homself vir hom.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't need a bookmark. Books remember where he stopped reading. | Chuck Norris het nie 'n boekmerk nodig nie. Boeke onthou waar hy opgehou lees het. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a bookmark. Books remember where he stopped reading. Chuck Norris het nie 'n boekmerk nodig nie. Boeke onthou waar hy opgehou lees het.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't use a scale. Weight measures itself for him. | Chuck Norris gebruik nie 'n skaal nie. Gewig meet homself vir hom. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't use a scale. Weight measures itself for him. Chuck Norris gebruik nie 'n skaal nie. Gewig meet homself vir hom.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't need a compass. North is wherever he points. | Chuck Norris het nie 'n kompas nodig nie. Noord is waarheen hy wys. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a compass. North is wherever he points. Chuck Norris het nie 'n kompas nodig nie. Noord is waarheen hy wys.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't use a calendar. Days schedule themselves around him. | Chuck Norris gebruik nie 'n kalender nie. Dae skeduleer hulself rondom hom. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't use a calendar. Days schedule themselves around him. Chuck Norris gebruik nie 'n kalender nie. Dae skeduleer hulself rondom hom.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't need a flashlight. Darkness illuminates itself for him. | Chuck Norris het nie 'n flitslig nodig nie. Die duisternis verlig homself vir hom. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a flashlight. Darkness illuminates itself for him. Chuck Norris het nie 'n flitslig nodig nie. Die duisternis verlig homself vir hom.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't use umbrellas. Rain changes direction to avoid him. | Chuck Norris gebruik nie sambrele nie. Reën verander van rigting om hom te vermy. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't use umbrellas. Rain changes direction to avoid him. Chuck Norris gebruik nie sambrele nie. Reën verander van rigting om hom te vermy.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't need a thermostat. The temperature adjusts itself to his comfort. | Chuck Norris het nie 'n termostaat nodig nie. Die temperatuur pas homself aan volgens sy gemak. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a thermostat. The temperature adjusts itself to his comfort. Chuck Norris het nie 'n termostaat nodig nie. Die temperatuur pas homself aan volgens sy gemak.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't use locks. Doors secure themselves for him. | Chuck Norris gebruik nie slotte nie. Deure maak hulself vir hom veilig. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't use locks. Doors secure themselves for him. Chuck Norris gebruik nie slotte nie. Deure maak hulself vir hom veilig.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't use a can opener. Cans open themselves for him. | Chuck Norris gebruik nie 'n blikoopmaker nie. Blikkies maak hulself vir hom oop. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't use a can opener. Cans open themselves for him. Chuck Norris gebruik nie 'n blikoopmaker nie. Blikkies maak hulself vir hom oop.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't use remote controls. TV channels change themselves to what he wants to watch. | Chuck Norris gebruik nie afstandbeheerders nie. TV-kanale verander hulself na wat hy wil kyk. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't use remote controls. TV channels change themselves to what he wants to watch. Chuck Norris gebruik nie afstandbeheerders nie. TV-kanale verander hulself na wat hy wil kyk.
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