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| Chuck Norris doesn't need batteries. Electronic devices power themselves in his presence. | Chuck Norris het nie batterye nodig nie. Elektroniese toestelle dryf hulself aan in sy teenwoordigheid. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't need batteries. Electronic devices power themselves in his presence. Chuck Norris het nie batterye nodig nie. Elektroniese toestelle dryf hulself aan in sy teenwoordigheid.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't use maps. The world rearranges itself for his convenience. | Chuck Norris gebruik nie kaarte nie. Die wêreld herrangskik homself vir sy gerief. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't use maps. The world rearranges itself for his convenience. Chuck Norris gebruik nie kaarte nie. Die wêreld herrangskik homself vir sy gerief.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't pay taxes. Taxes pay Chuck Norris. | Chuck Norris betaal nie belasting nie. Belasting betaal Chuck Norris. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't pay taxes. Taxes pay Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris betaal nie belasting nie. Belasting betaal Chuck Norris.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't use elevators. Buildings rise to meet him. | Chuck Norris gebruik nie hysbakke nie. Geboue verrys om hom te ontmoet. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't use elevators. Buildings rise to meet him. Chuck Norris gebruik nie hysbakke nie. Geboue verrys om hom te ontmoet.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't need a driver's license. Cars drive themselves for him. | Chuck Norris het nie 'n rybewys nodig nie. Motors bestuur hulself vir hom. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a driver's license. Cars drive themselves for him. Chuck Norris het nie 'n rybewys nodig nie. Motors bestuur hulself vir hom.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't use a computer mouse. The mouse uses Chuck Norris. | Chuck Norris gebruik nie 'n rekenaarmuis nie. Die muis gebruik Chuck Norris. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't use a computer mouse. The mouse uses Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris gebruik nie 'n rekenaarmuis nie. Die muis gebruik Chuck Norris.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't knock on doors. Doors knock for Chuck Norris. | Chuck Norris klop nie aan deure nie. Deure klop vir Chuck Norris. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't knock on doors. Doors knock for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris klop nie aan deure nie. Deure klop vir Chuck Norris.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't open doors. Doors open themselves for Chuck Norris. | Chuck Norris maak nie deure oop nie. Deure maak hulself oop vir Chuck Norris. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't open doors. Doors open themselves for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris maak nie deure oop nie. Deure maak hulself oop vir Chuck Norris.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't drink coffee. Coffee drinks Chuck Norris. | Chuck Norris drink nie koffie nie. Koffie drink Chuck Norris. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't drink coffee. Coffee drinks Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris drink nie koffie nie. Koffie drink Chuck Norris.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't need a recipe. Food cooks itself in his presence. | Chuck Norris het nie 'n resep nodig nie. Kos kook homself in sy teenwoordigheid. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a recipe. Food cooks itself in his presence. Chuck Norris het nie 'n resep nodig nie. Kos kook homself in sy teenwoordigheid.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't get parking tickets. The police give him awards for creative parking. | Chuck Norris kry nie parkeerboetes nie. Die polisie gee hom toekennings vir kreatiewe parkering. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't get parking tickets. The police give him awards for creative parking. Chuck Norris kry nie parkeerboetes nie. Die polisie gee hom toekennings vir kreatiewe parkering.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't go to the gym. The gym comes to Chuck Norris. | Chuck Norris gaan nie gimnasium toe nie. Die gimnasium kom na Chuck Norris toe. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't go to the gym. The gym comes to Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris gaan nie gimnasium toe nie. Die gimnasium kom na Chuck Norris toe.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't need a parachute to skydive. He just grabs a passing bird. | Chuck Norris het nie 'n valskerm nodig om te valskermspring nie. Hy gryp net 'n verbygaande voël. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a parachute to skydive. He just grabs a passing bird. Chuck Norris het nie 'n valskerm nodig om te valskermspring nie. Hy gryp net 'n verbygaande voël.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't use spell check. If he misspells a word, the dictionary changes the spelling. | Chuck Norris gebruik nie speltoets nie. As hy 'n woord verkeerd spel, verander die woordeboek die spelling. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't use spell check. If he misspells a word, the dictionary changes the spelling. Chuck Norris gebruik nie speltoets nie. As hy 'n woord verkeerd spel, verander die woordeboek die spelling.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't need Google. He IS the search engine. | Chuck Norris het nie Google nodig nie. Hy IS die soekenjin. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't need Google. He IS the search engine. Chuck Norris het nie Google nodig nie. Hy IS die soekenjin.
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