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| Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants. | Chuck Norris lees nie boeke nie. Hy staar hulle aan totdat hy die inligting kry wat hy wil hê. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants. Chuck Norris lees nie boeke nie. Hy staar hulle aan totdat hy die inligting kry wat hy wil hê.
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| Chuck Norris can make onions cry. | Chuck Norris kan uie laat huil. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris can make onions cry. Chuck Norris kan uie laat huil.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't take showers. He takes blood baths. | Chuck Norris stort nie. Hy neem bloedbaddens. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't take showers. He takes blood baths. Chuck Norris stort nie. Hy neem bloedbaddens.
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| Chuck Norris can make fire with two ice cubes. | Chuck Norris kan vuur maak met twee ysblokkies. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris can make fire with two ice cubes. Chuck Norris kan vuur maak met twee ysblokkies.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't wear sunglasses. The sun wears Chuck Norris glasses. | Chuck Norris dra nie sonbrille nie. Die son dra Chuck Norris-brille. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't wear sunglasses. The sun wears Chuck Norris glasses. Chuck Norris dra nie sonbrille nie. Die son dra Chuck Norris-brille.
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| Chuck Norris can cook minute rice in 30 seconds. | Chuck Norris kan minuutrys in 30 sekondes kook. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris can cook minute rice in 30 seconds. Chuck Norris kan minuutrys in 30 sekondes kook.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't throw up. He throws down. | Chuck Norris gooi nie op nie. Hy gooi af. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't throw up. He throws down. Chuck Norris gooi nie op nie. Hy gooi af.
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| Chuck Norris can play the violin with a piano. | Chuck Norris kan viool met 'n klavier speel. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris can play the violin with a piano. Chuck Norris kan viool met 'n klavier speel.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't get brain freeze. Slurpees know when to back down. | Chuck Norris kry nie breinvries nie. Slurpees weet wanneer om terug te staan. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't get brain freeze. Slurpees know when to back down. Chuck Norris kry nie breinvries nie. Slurpees weet wanneer om terug te staan.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting. Hunting implies failure. Chuck Norris goes killing. | Chuck Norris gaan nie jag nie. Jag impliseer mislukking. Chuck Norris gaan doodmaak. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting. Hunting implies failure. Chuck Norris goes killing. Chuck Norris gaan nie jag nie. Jag impliseer mislukking. Chuck Norris gaan doodmaak.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't need a GPS. The GPS needs Chuck Norris. | Chuck Norris het nie 'n GPS nodig nie. Die GPS het Chuck Norris nodig. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a GPS. The GPS needs Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris het nie 'n GPS nodig nie. Die GPS het Chuck Norris nodig.
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| Chuck Norris can make a Happy Meal cry. | Chuck Norris kan 'n Happy Meal laat huil. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris can make a Happy Meal cry. Chuck Norris kan 'n Happy Meal laat huil.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong number. You pick up the wrong phone. | Chuck Norris skakel nie die verkeerde nommer nie. Jy tel die verkeerde foon op. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong number. You pick up the wrong phone. Chuck Norris skakel nie die verkeerde nommer nie. Jy tel die verkeerde foon op.
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| Chuck Norris can cut through a hot knife with butter. | Chuck Norris kan deur 'n warm mes met botter sny. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris can cut through a hot knife with butter. Chuck Norris kan deur 'n warm mes met botter sny.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet. He scares the crap out of it. | Chuck Norris spoel nie die toilet nie. Hy skrik die skrik op die lyf. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet. He scares the crap out of it. Chuck Norris spoel nie die toilet nie. Hy skrik die skrik op die lyf.
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