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| Chuck Norris doesn't surf the web. The web surfs Chuck Norris. | 查克-诺里斯不上网。网上冲浪的是查克-诺里斯。 | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't surf the web. The web surfs Chuck Norris. 查克-诺里斯不上网。网上冲浪的是查克-诺里斯。
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| Chuck Norris doesn't get sunburn. The sun gets Chuck Norris burn. | 查克-诺里斯不会被晒伤。是太阳把查克-诺里斯晒伤的。 | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't get sunburn. The sun gets Chuck Norris burn. 查克-诺里斯不会被晒伤。是太阳把查克-诺里斯晒伤的。
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| Chuck Norris doesn't parallel park. He parks and the street becomes parallel. | 查克-诺里斯不会平行停车。他停车后，街道就变成平行的了。 | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't parallel park. He parks and the street becomes parallel. 查克-诺里斯不会平行停车。他停车后，街道就变成平行的了。
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| Chuck Norris doesn't have DNA. DNA has Chuck Norris. | 查克-诺里斯没有DNA。DNA 有 Chuck Norris。 | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't have DNA. DNA has Chuck Norris. 查克-诺里斯没有DNA。DNA 有 Chuck Norris。
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| Chuck Norris doesn't need Twitter. He's already following you. | Chuck Norris 不需要 Twitter。他已经在关注你了。 | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't need Twitter. He's already following you. Chuck Norris 不需要 Twitter。他已经在关注你了。
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| Chuck Norris doesn't shave. He kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris. | 查克-诺里斯不刮胡子。他踢自己的脸唯一能割伤查克-诺里斯的就是查克-诺里斯。 | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't shave. He kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris. 查克-诺里斯不刮胡子。他踢自己的脸唯一能割伤查克-诺里斯的就是查克-诺里斯。
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| Chuck Norris can make a campfire by rubbing two ice cubes together. | 查克-诺里斯（Chuck Norris）把两块冰块揉在一起就能生起篝火。 | Details | |
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Chuck Norris can make a campfire by rubbing two ice cubes together. 查克-诺里斯（Chuck Norris）把两块冰块揉在一起就能生起篝火。
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| Chuck Norris doesn't have a computer. Just a keyboard that he yells at. | 查克-诺里斯没有电脑。他只有一个大吼大叫的键盘。 | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a computer. Just a keyboard that he yells at. 查克-诺里斯没有电脑。他只有一个大吼大叫的键盘。
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| Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle. | 查克-诺里斯（Chuck Norris）能骑独轮车来个车轮大战。 | Details | |
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Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle. 查克-诺里斯（Chuck Norris）能骑独轮车来个车轮大战。
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| Chuck Norris doesn't have chest hair. He has a forest of fury. | 查克-诺里斯没有胸毛。他有一片愤怒的森林。 | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't have chest hair. He has a forest of fury. 查克-诺里斯没有胸毛。他有一片愤怒的森林。
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| Chuck Norris doesn't breathe air. Air hides in his lungs for protection. | 查克-诺里斯不呼吸空气。空气藏在他的肺里，起到保护作用。 | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't breathe air. Air hides in his lungs for protection. 查克-诺里斯不呼吸空气。空气藏在他的肺里，起到保护作用。
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| Chuck Norris doesn't go on the internet. He IS the internet. | 查克-诺里斯不上网。他就是互联网。 | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't go on the internet. He IS the internet. 查克-诺里斯不上网。他就是互联网。
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| Chuck Norris doesn't use pickup lines. He simply says, 'Now.' | 查克-诺里斯不用搭讪台词。他只说 "现在"。 | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't use pickup lines. He simply says, 'Now.' 查克-诺里斯不用搭讪台词。他只说 "现在"。
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| Chuck Norris doesn't need an alarm clock. His beard wakes him up. | 查克-诺里斯不需要闹钟。他的胡子会叫醒他。 | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't need an alarm clock. His beard wakes him up. 查克-诺里斯不需要闹钟。他的胡子会叫醒他。
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| Chuck Norris doesn't have to worry about changing his clock twice a year for daylight savings time. The sun rises and sets when Chuck Norris tells it to. | 查克-诺里斯（Chuck Norris）不必为每年两次的夏令时换钟而烦恼。查克-诺里斯让太阳升起就升起，让太阳落下就落下。 | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't have to worry about changing his clock twice a year for daylight savings time. The sun rises and sets when Chuck Norris tells it to. 查克-诺里斯（Chuck Norris）不必为每年两次的夏令时换钟而烦恼。查克-诺里斯让太阳升起就升起，让太阳落下就落下。
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