# Translation of Ultimate Multisite - Ultimate Multisite - Chuck Norris Facts in Chinese (Taiwan) # This file is distributed under the same license as the Ultimate Multisite - Ultimate Multisite - Chuck Norris Facts package. msgid "" msgstr "" "PO-Revision-Date: 2026-01-08 22:21:13+0000\n" "MIME-Version: 1.0\n" "Content-Type: text/plain; charset=UTF-8\n" "Content-Transfer-Encoding: 8bit\n" "Plural-Forms: nplurals=1; plural=0;\n" "X-Generator: GlotPress/4.0.3\n" "Language: zh_TW\n" "Project-Id-Version: Ultimate Multisite - Ultimate Multisite - Chuck Norris Facts\n" #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:253 msgid "About Chuck Norris" msgstr "关于查克-诺里斯" #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:196 msgid "Chuck Norris Fact:" msgstr "查克-诺里斯事实" #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:164 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't use a page builder. The pixels arrange themselves for him." msgstr "查克-诺里斯不使用页面生成器。像素会自己为他排列。" #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:163 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't use scissors. Paper cuts itself for him." msgstr "查克-诺里斯不用剪刀。对他来说，纸会自己剪断自己。" #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:162 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't need a hammer. Nails drive themselves for him." msgstr "查克-诺里斯不需要锤子。钉子会自己钉上去" #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:161 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't use a paper clip. Documents organize themselves for him." msgstr "查克-诺里斯不用回形针。文件都是他自己整理的。" #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:160 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't need a phone book. Numbers memorize themselves for him." msgstr "查克-诺里斯不需要电话簿。数字会自己记住。" #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:159 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't use a stapler. Papers attach themselves for him." msgstr "查克-诺里斯不用订书机。纸张会自己粘在他身上。" #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:158 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't need a ruler. Measurements adjust themselves to his standards." msgstr "查克-诺里斯不需要尺子。测量结果会根据他的标准自行调整。" #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:157 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't use an eraser. Mistakes correct themselves for him." msgstr "查克-诺里斯不用橡皮。错误会自己纠正。" #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:156 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't need a mirror. Reflections appear where he wants them." msgstr "查克-诺里斯不需要镜子。只要他想，反射就会出现。" #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:155 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't use a toothbrush. His teeth clean themselves." msgstr "查克-诺里斯不用牙刷。他的牙齿会自己清洁。" #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:154 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't need a pillow. His head creates its own comfort." msgstr "查克-诺里斯不需要枕头。他的头会自己创造舒适感。" #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:153 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't use a bottle opener. Bottles open themselves for him." msgstr "查克-诺里斯不用开瓶器。瓶子会自己为他打开。" #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:152 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't need a chair. Furniture positions itself for his comfort." msgstr "查克-诺里斯不需要椅子。家具本身就能让他感到舒适。" #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:151 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't use a pencil sharpener. Pencils sharpen themselves for him." msgstr "查克-诺里斯不用卷笔刀。铅笔会自己给他削好。" #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:150 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't need a calculator. Numbers compute themselves for him." msgstr "查克-诺里斯不需要计算器。数字会自己帮他计算。" #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:149 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't use a telescope. Stars move closer for him to see." msgstr "查克-诺里斯不用望远镜。星星靠近他就能看到。" #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:148 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't need a microphone. His voice amplifies itself." msgstr "查克-诺里斯不需要麦克风。他的声音会自己放大。" #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:147 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't use a timer. Time counts itself for him." msgstr "查克-诺里斯不用计时器。对他来说，时间是自己计算的。" #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:146 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't need a bookmark. Books remember where he stopped reading." msgstr "查克-诺里斯不需要书签。书本会记住他停止阅读的地方。" #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:145 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't use a scale. Weight measures itself for him." msgstr "查克-诺里斯不用磅秤。体重是他自己测量的。" #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:144 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't need a compass. North is wherever he points." msgstr "查克-诺里斯不需要指南针。他指向哪里，哪里就是北。" #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:143 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't use a calendar. Days schedule themselves around him." msgstr "查克-诺里斯不用日历。日子都是他自己安排的。" #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:142 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't need a flashlight. Darkness illuminates itself for him." msgstr "查克-诺里斯不需要手电筒。黑暗会为他照亮自己。" #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:141 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't use umbrellas. Rain changes direction to avoid him." msgstr "查克-诺里斯不用雨伞。雨水会改变方向避开他。" #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:140 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't need a thermostat. The temperature adjusts itself to his comfort." msgstr "查克-诺里斯不需要恒温器。温度会根据他的舒适度自动调节。" #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:139 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't use locks. Doors secure themselves for him." msgstr "查克-诺里斯不用锁。门会自动为他关上。" #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:138 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't use a can opener. Cans open themselves for him." msgstr "查克-诺里斯不用开罐器。罐子会自己为他打开。" #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:137 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't use remote controls. TV channels change themselves to what he wants to watch." msgstr "查克-诺里斯不用遥控器。电视频道会自动切换到他想看的频道。" #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:136 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't need batteries. Electronic devices power themselves in his presence." msgstr "查克-诺里斯不需要电池。只要有他在，电子设备就能自动供电。" #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:135 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't use maps. The world rearranges itself for his convenience." msgstr "查克-诺里斯不使用地图。世界会为了他的方便而重新排列。" #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:134 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't pay taxes. Taxes pay Chuck Norris." msgstr "查克-诺里斯不纳税。查克-诺里斯是纳税人。" #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:133 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't use elevators. Buildings rise to meet him." msgstr "查克-诺里斯不用电梯。建筑物会升起迎接他。" #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:132 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't need a driver's license. Cars drive themselves for him." msgstr "查克-诺里斯不需要驾照。汽车会为他自动驾驶。" #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:131 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't use a computer mouse. The mouse uses Chuck Norris." msgstr "查克-诺里斯不用电脑鼠标。鼠标用的是查克-诺里斯。" #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:130 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't knock on doors. Doors knock for Chuck Norris." msgstr "查克-诺里斯不敲门。门是为查克-诺里斯敲的" #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:129 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't open doors. Doors open themselves for Chuck Norris." msgstr "查克-诺里斯不开门门是自己为查克-诺里斯打开的。" #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:128 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't drink coffee. Coffee drinks Chuck Norris." msgstr "查克-诺里斯不喝咖啡。喝咖啡的是查克-诺里斯。" #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:127 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't need a recipe. Food cooks itself in his presence." msgstr "查克-诺里斯不需要食谱。在他面前，食物自己就能烹饪。" #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:126 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't get parking tickets. The police give him awards for creative parking." msgstr "查克-诺里斯不会收到违章停车罚单。警察会给他颁发创意停车奖。" #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:125 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't go to the gym. The gym comes to Chuck Norris." msgstr "查克-诺里斯不去健身房。健身房是来找查克-诺里斯的。" #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:124 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't need a parachute to skydive. He just grabs a passing bird." msgstr "查克-诺里斯跳伞不需要降落伞。他只需抓住一只路过的小鸟。" #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:123 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't use spell check. If he misspells a word, the dictionary changes the spelling." msgstr "查克-诺里斯不用拼写检查。如果他拼错了单词，字典会更改拼写。" #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:122 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't need Google. He IS the search engine." msgstr "查克-诺里斯不需要谷歌。他就是搜索引擎。" #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:121 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't surf the web. The web surfs Chuck Norris." msgstr "查克-诺里斯不上网。网上冲浪的是查克-诺里斯。" #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:120 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't get sunburn. The sun gets Chuck Norris burn." msgstr "查克-诺里斯不会被晒伤。是太阳把查克-诺里斯晒伤的。" #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:119 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't parallel park. He parks and the street becomes parallel." msgstr "查克-诺里斯不会平行停车。他停车后，街道就变成平行的了。" #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:118 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't have DNA. DNA has Chuck Norris." msgstr "查克-诺里斯没有DNA。DNA 有 Chuck Norris。" #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:117 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't need Twitter. He's already following you." msgstr "Chuck Norris 不需要 Twitter。他已经在关注你了。" #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:116 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't shave. He kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris." msgstr "查克-诺里斯不刮胡子。他踢自己的脸唯一能割伤查克-诺里斯的就是查克-诺里斯。" #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:115 msgid "Chuck Norris can make a campfire by rubbing two ice cubes together." msgstr "查克-诺里斯（Chuck Norris）把两块冰块揉在一起就能生起篝火。" #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:114 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't have a computer. Just a keyboard that he yells at." msgstr "查克-诺里斯没有电脑。他只有一个大吼大叫的键盘。" #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:113 msgid "Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle." msgstr "查克-诺里斯（Chuck Norris）能骑独轮车来个车轮大战。" #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:112 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't have chest hair. He has a forest of fury." msgstr "查克-诺里斯没有胸毛。他有一片愤怒的森林。" #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:111 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't breathe air. Air hides in his lungs for protection." msgstr "查克-诺里斯不呼吸空气。空气藏在他的肺里，起到保护作用。" #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:110 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't go on the internet. He IS the internet." msgstr "查克-诺里斯不上网。他就是互联网。" #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:109 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't use pickup lines. He simply says, 'Now.'" msgstr "查克-诺里斯不用搭讪台词。他只说 \"现在\"。" #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:108 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't need an alarm clock. His beard wakes him up." msgstr "查克-诺里斯不需要闹钟。他的胡子会叫醒他。" #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:107 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't have to worry about changing his clock twice a year for daylight savings time. The sun rises and sets when Chuck Norris tells it to." msgstr "查克-诺里斯（Chuck Norris）不必为每年两次的夏令时换钟而烦恼。查克-诺里斯让太阳升起就升起，让太阳落下就落下。" #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:106 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't step on toes. Chuck Norris steps on necks." msgstr "查克-诺里斯不踩脚趾。查克-诺里斯踩的是脖子。" #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:105 msgid "Chuck Norris can make a woman climax by simply pointing at her and saying 'booya'." msgstr "查克-诺里斯只需指着女人说 \"booya\"，就能让她达到高潮。" #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:104 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't wear a condom. He IS protection." msgstr "查克-诺里斯不戴安全套。他就是保护措施。" #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:103 msgid "Chuck Norris can win at solitaire with only 18 cards." msgstr "查克-诺里斯只用 18 张牌就能在接龙游戏中获胜。" #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:102 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't debug code. He intimidates the bugs into fixing themselves." msgstr "Chuck Norris 不调试代码。他是用恐吓的方式让错误自行修复。" #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:101 msgid "Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer." msgstr "查克-诺里斯（Chuck Norris）能与 MC Hammer 相提并论。" #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:100 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't need to validate his markup. His markup is afraid to be invalid." msgstr "Chuck Norris 不需要验证他的标记。他的标记恐怕是无效的。" #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:99 msgid "Chuck Norris can make a paraplegic run for his life." msgstr "查克-诺里斯（Chuck Norris）能让截瘫的人逃命。" #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:98 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't age. Time gets older." msgstr "查克-诺里斯不会变老。时间会让人变老。" #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:97 msgid "Chuck Norris can slam revolving doors." msgstr "查克-诺里斯能关上旋转门。" #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:96 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't eat honey. He chews bees." msgstr "查克-诺里斯不吃蜂蜜。他嚼蜜蜂。" #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:95 msgid "Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends." msgstr "查克-诺里斯能杀死你想象中的朋友" #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:94 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris." msgstr "查克-诺里斯不会被淋湿。水会把查克-诺里斯弄湿" #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:93 msgid "Chuck Norris can tie his shoes with his feet." msgstr "查克-诺里斯能用脚系鞋带。" #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:92 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't have a shadow. Darkness follows him." msgstr "查克-诺里斯没有影子。黑暗如影随形" #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:91 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants." msgstr "查克-诺里斯不看书。他盯着书本，直到得到他想要的信息。" #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:90 msgid "Chuck Norris can make onions cry." msgstr "查克-诺里斯能把洋葱弄哭。" #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:89 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't take showers. He takes blood baths." msgstr "查克-诺里斯不洗澡。他洗的是血浴" #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:88 msgid "Chuck Norris can make fire with two ice cubes." msgstr "查克-诺里斯能用两块冰块生火。" #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:87 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't wear sunglasses. The sun wears Chuck Norris glasses." msgstr "查克-诺里斯不戴太阳镜。太阳戴着查克-诺里斯的眼镜。" #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:86 msgid "Chuck Norris can cook minute rice in 30 seconds." msgstr "查克-诺里斯能在 30 秒内煮出一分钟的米饭。" #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:85 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't throw up. He throws down." msgstr "查克-诺里斯不会呕吐。他扔下去的。" #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:84 msgid "Chuck Norris can play the violin with a piano." msgstr "查克-诺里斯能用钢琴拉小提琴。" #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:83 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't get brain freeze. Slurpees know when to back down." msgstr "查克-诺里斯不会脑冻。思乐冰知道何时退缩。" #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:82 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting. Hunting implies failure. Chuck Norris goes killing." msgstr "查克-诺里斯不会去打猎。狩猎意味着失败。查克-诺里斯去杀人。" #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:81 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't need a GPS. The GPS needs Chuck Norris." msgstr "查克-诺里斯不需要GPS。GPS需要的是查克-诺里斯。" #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:80 msgid "Chuck Norris can make a Happy Meal cry." msgstr "查克-诺里斯能让快乐餐哭出来。" #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:79 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong number. You pick up the wrong phone." msgstr "查克-诺里斯不会打错电话的而是你接错了电话" #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:78 msgid "Chuck Norris can cut through a hot knife with butter." msgstr "查克-诺里斯能用黄油切开热刀。" #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:77 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet. He scares the crap out of it." msgstr "查克-诺里斯不会冲马桶。他把马桶吓得屁滚尿流。" #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:76 msgid "Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves." msgstr "查克-诺里斯玩 \"四连棋 \"只需三步就能获胜。" #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:75 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't turn on the lights. He turns off the dark." msgstr "查克-诺里斯不开灯。他关掉的是黑暗。" #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:74 msgid "Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain." msgstr "查克-诺里斯能用雨水堆雪人。" #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:73 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes. He just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint." msgstr "查克-诺里斯不打保龄球。他只击倒一个球瓶，其他九个球瓶就会晕倒。" #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:72 msgid "Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night." msgstr "查克-诺里斯能用放大镜点燃蚂蚁。在晚上" #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:71 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost." msgstr "查克-诺里斯不会冻伤。查克-诺里斯咬的是霜。" #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:70 msgid "Chuck Norris can squeeze orange juice out of a lemon." msgstr "查克-诺里斯能从柠檬中挤出橙汁。" #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:69 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone." msgstr "查克-诺里斯不会打错电话的是你接错了电话" #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:68 msgid "Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone." msgstr "查克-诺里斯能用无线电话勒死你。" #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:67 msgid "Chuck Norris can drown a fish." msgstr "查克-诺里斯能淹死一条鱼" #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:66 msgid "Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird." msgstr "查克-诺里斯能一箭双雕。" #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:65 msgid "Chuck Norris can hear sign language." msgstr "查克-诺里斯能听到手语" #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:64 msgid "Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin." msgstr "查克-诺里斯可以删除回收站。" #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:63 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He waits." msgstr "查克-诺里斯不睡觉。他在等待" #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:62 msgid "Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg." msgstr "查克-诺里斯能把鸡蛋拆开。" #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:61 msgid "Chuck Norris can speak braille." msgstr "查克-诺里斯会说盲文" #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:60 msgid "Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice." msgstr "查克-诺里斯数到无穷大。两次" #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:59 msgid "Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door." msgstr "查克-诺里斯能关上旋转门。" #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:58 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch. HE decides what time it is." msgstr "查克-诺里斯不戴表。他自己决定时间。" #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:57 msgid "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." msgstr "查克-诺里斯能除以零。" #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:56 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups. He pushes the Earth down." msgstr "查克-诺里斯不做俯卧撑。他把地球推下去。" #. Author URI of the plugin #: ultimate-multisite-chuck-norris-facts.php msgid "https://ultimatemultisite.com" msgstr "https://ultimatemultisite.com" #. Author of the plugin #: ultimate-multisite-chuck-norris-facts.php msgid "Ultimate Multisite" msgstr "终极多站点" #. Description of the plugin #: ultimate-multisite-chuck-norris-facts.php msgid "Display random Chuck Norris facts in the WordPress admin panel. When activated, you will randomly see a Chuck Norris fact in the upper right of your admin screen on every page." msgstr "在 WordPress 管理面板中随机显示查克-诺里斯事实。激活后，您将在每个页面的管理界面右上方随机看到一个查克-诺里斯事实。" #. Plugin URI of the plugin #: ultimate-multisite-chuck-norris-facts.php msgid "https://ultimatemultisite.com/addons/chuck-norris-facts" msgstr "https://ultimatemultisite.com/addons/chuck-norris-facts" #. Plugin Name of the plugin #: ultimate-multisite-chuck-norris-facts.php msgid "Ultimate Multisite - Chuck Norris Facts" msgstr "终极多站点 - 查克-诺里斯事实"