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| Chuck Norris doesn't surf the web. The web surfs Chuck Norris. | UChuck Norris akasefanga iwebhu. Iwebhu iyasefa uChuck Norris. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't surf the web. The web surfs Chuck Norris. UChuck Norris akasefanga iwebhu. Iwebhu iyasefa uChuck Norris.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't get sunburn. The sun gets Chuck Norris burn. | UChuck Norris akatshiswa lilanga. Ilanga litshisa uChuck Norris. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't get sunburn. The sun gets Chuck Norris burn. UChuck Norris akatshiswa lilanga. Ilanga litshisa uChuck Norris.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't parallel park. He parks and the street becomes parallel. | UChuck Norris akahambelani nepaki. Uyapaka kwaye isitrato siyahambelana. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't parallel park. He parks and the street becomes parallel. UChuck Norris akahambelani nepaki. Uyapaka kwaye isitrato siyahambelana.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't have DNA. DNA has Chuck Norris. | UChuck Norris akanayo iDNA. I-DNA inoChuck Norris. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't have DNA. DNA has Chuck Norris. UChuck Norris akanayo iDNA. I-DNA inoChuck Norris.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't need Twitter. He's already following you. | UChuck Norris akayidingi i-Twitter. Sele ekulandela. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't need Twitter. He's already following you. UChuck Norris akayidingi i-Twitter. Sele ekulandela.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't shave. He kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris. | UChuck Norris akachebi. Uzikhaba ebusweni. Ekuphela kwento enokusika uChuck Norris nguChuck Norris. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't shave. He kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris. UChuck Norris akachebi. Uzikhaba ebusweni. Ekuphela kwento enokusika uChuck Norris nguChuck Norris.
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| Chuck Norris can make a campfire by rubbing two ice cubes together. | U-Chuck Norris unokwenza umlilo wenkampu ngokukhuhla iityhubhu ezimbini zomkhenkce kunye. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris can make a campfire by rubbing two ice cubes together. U-Chuck Norris unokwenza umlilo wenkampu ngokukhuhla iityhubhu ezimbini zomkhenkce kunye.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't have a computer. Just a keyboard that he yells at. | UChuck Norris akanayo ikhompyutha. Ikeyboard nje ayikhwazayo. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a computer. Just a keyboard that he yells at. UChuck Norris akanayo ikhompyutha. Ikeyboard nje ayikhwazayo.
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| Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle. | U-Chuck Norris unokwenza ivili kwi-unicycle. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle. U-Chuck Norris unokwenza ivili kwi-unicycle.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't have chest hair. He has a forest of fury. | UChuck Norris akanazo iinwele zesifuba. Unehlathi lobushushu. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't have chest hair. He has a forest of fury. UChuck Norris akanazo iinwele zesifuba. Unehlathi lobushushu.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't breathe air. Air hides in his lungs for protection. | UChuck Norris akaphefumli moya. Umoya ufihla kwimiphunga yakhe ukuze ukhuseleke. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't breathe air. Air hides in his lungs for protection. UChuck Norris akaphefumli moya. Umoya ufihla kwimiphunga yakhe ukuze ukhuseleke.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't go on the internet. He IS the internet. | UChuck Norris akangeni kwi-intanethi. UYI-intanethi. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't go on the internet. He IS the internet. UChuck Norris akangeni kwi-intanethi. UYI-intanethi.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't use pickup lines. He simply says, 'Now.' | UChuck Norris akasebenzisi imigca yokulanda. Usuka nje athi, 'Ngoku.' | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't use pickup lines. He simply says, 'Now.' UChuck Norris akasebenzisi imigca yokulanda. Usuka nje athi, 'Ngoku.'
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| Chuck Norris doesn't need an alarm clock. His beard wakes him up. | U-Chuck Norris akayifuni iwotshi ye-alam. Iindevu zakhe ziyayivusa. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't need an alarm clock. His beard wakes him up. U-Chuck Norris akayifuni iwotshi ye-alam. Iindevu zakhe ziyayivusa.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't have to worry about changing his clock twice a year for daylight savings time. The sun rises and sets when Chuck Norris tells it to. | U-Chuck Norris akanyanzelekanga ukuba akhathazeke ngokutshintsha iwotshi yakhe kabini ngonyaka ngexesha lokonga imini. Ilanga liphuma kwaye litshona xa uChuck Norris eyixelela. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't have to worry about changing his clock twice a year for daylight savings time. The sun rises and sets when Chuck Norris tells it to. U-Chuck Norris akanyanzelekanga ukuba akhathazeke ngokutshintsha iwotshi yakhe kabini ngonyaka ngexesha lokonga imini. Ilanga liphuma kwaye litshona xa uChuck Norris eyixelela.
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