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Chuck Norris doesn't use a pencil sharpener. Pencils sharpen themselves for him. UChuck Norris akasisebenzisi isiloli sepensile. Iipensile zilolela yena. Details

Chuck Norris doesn't use a pencil sharpener. Pencils sharpen themselves for him.

UChuck Norris akasisebenzisi isiloli sepensile. Iipensile zilolela yena.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a calculator. Numbers compute themselves for him. UChuck Norris akafuni isixhobo sokubala. Amanani azibalela kuye. Details

Chuck Norris doesn't need a calculator. Numbers compute themselves for him.

UChuck Norris akafuni isixhobo sokubala. Amanani azibalela kuye.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use a telescope. Stars move closer for him to see. UChuck Norris akasebenzisi telescope. Iinkwenkwezi ziyasondela ukuze azibone. Details

Chuck Norris doesn't use a telescope. Stars move closer for him to see.

UChuck Norris akasebenzisi telescope. Iinkwenkwezi ziyasondela ukuze azibone.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a microphone. His voice amplifies itself. UChuck Norris akafuni imakrofoni. Ilizwi lakhe liyazikhulisa. Details

Chuck Norris doesn't need a microphone. His voice amplifies itself.

UChuck Norris akafuni imakrofoni. Ilizwi lakhe liyazikhulisa.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use a timer. Time counts itself for him. UChuck Norris akasisebenzisi isibali-xesha. Ixesha lizibala kuye. Details

Chuck Norris doesn't use a timer. Time counts itself for him.

UChuck Norris akasisebenzisi isibali-xesha. Ixesha lizibala kuye.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a bookmark. Books remember where he stopped reading. U-Chuck Norris akayifuni ibhukhmakhi. Iincwadi zikhumbula apho wayeka khona ukufunda. Details

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bookmark. Books remember where he stopped reading.

U-Chuck Norris akayifuni ibhukhmakhi. Iincwadi zikhumbula apho wayeka khona ukufunda.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use a scale. Weight measures itself for him. UChuck Norris akasebenzisi isikali. Ubunzima buzilinganisela kuye. Details

Chuck Norris doesn't use a scale. Weight measures itself for him.

UChuck Norris akasebenzisi isikali. Ubunzima buzilinganisela kuye.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a compass. North is wherever he points. UChuck Norris akayifuni ikhampasi. Emantla naphi na apho akhotha khona. Details

Chuck Norris doesn't need a compass. North is wherever he points.

UChuck Norris akayifuni ikhampasi. Emantla naphi na apho akhotha khona.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use a calendar. Days schedule themselves around him. U-Chuck Norris akayisebenzisi ikhalenda. Iintsuku zicwangcisa ngokwazo ngakuye. Details

Chuck Norris doesn't use a calendar. Days schedule themselves around him.

U-Chuck Norris akayisebenzisi ikhalenda. Iintsuku zicwangcisa ngokwazo ngakuye.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a flashlight. Darkness illuminates itself for him. UChuck Norris akafuni sibane. Ubumnyama buzikhanyisela kuye. Details

Chuck Norris doesn't need a flashlight. Darkness illuminates itself for him.

UChuck Norris akafuni sibane. Ubumnyama buzikhanyisela kuye.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use umbrellas. Rain changes direction to avoid him. UChuck Norris akazisebenzisi iiambrela. Imvula iyatshintsha indlela ukuze imphephe. Details

Chuck Norris doesn't use umbrellas. Rain changes direction to avoid him.

UChuck Norris akazisebenzisi iiambrela. Imvula iyatshintsha indlela ukuze imphephe.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a thermostat. The temperature adjusts itself to his comfort. U-Chuck Norris akayifuni i-thermostat. Iqondo lobushushu lizilungelelanisa ukuthuthuzela kwakhe. Details

Chuck Norris doesn't need a thermostat. The temperature adjusts itself to his comfort.

U-Chuck Norris akayifuni i-thermostat. Iqondo lobushushu lizilungelelanisa ukuthuthuzela kwakhe.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use locks. Doors secure themselves for him. UChuck Norris akasebenzisi izitshixo. Iingcango zikhuselekile kuye. Details

Chuck Norris doesn't use locks. Doors secure themselves for him.

UChuck Norris akasebenzisi izitshixo. Iingcango zikhuselekile kuye.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use a can opener. Cans open themselves for him. U-Chuck Norris akasebenzisi sivula-toti. Iitoti ziyazivulela yena. Details

Chuck Norris doesn't use a can opener. Cans open themselves for him.

U-Chuck Norris akasebenzisi sivula-toti. Iitoti ziyazivulela yena.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use remote controls. TV channels change themselves to what he wants to watch. UChuck Norris akasebenzisi ulawulo olukude. Izitishi zikamabonwakude ziyazitshintsha zibe koko afuna ukukubukela. Details

Chuck Norris doesn't use remote controls. TV channels change themselves to what he wants to watch.

UChuck Norris akasebenzisi ulawulo olukude. Izitishi zikamabonwakude ziyazitshintsha zibe koko afuna ukukubukela.
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