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| Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants. | Chuck Norris ບໍ່ໄດ້ອ່ານຫນັງສື. ລາວເບິ່ງພວກເຂົາລົງຈົນກ່ວາລາວໄດ້ຮັບຂໍ້ມູນທີ່ລາວຕ້ອງການ. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants. Chuck Norris ບໍ່ໄດ້ອ່ານຫນັງສື. ລາວເບິ່ງພວກເຂົາລົງຈົນກ່ວາລາວໄດ້ຮັບຂໍ້ມູນທີ່ລາວຕ້ອງການ.
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| Chuck Norris can make onions cry. | Chuck Norris ສາມາດເຮັດໃຫ້ຜັກບົ່ວຮ້ອງໄຫ້. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris can make onions cry. Chuck Norris ສາມາດເຮັດໃຫ້ຜັກບົ່ວຮ້ອງໄຫ້.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't take showers. He takes blood baths. | Chuck Norris ບໍ່ໄດ້ອາບນໍ້າ. ລາວອາບເລືອດ. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't take showers. He takes blood baths. Chuck Norris ບໍ່ໄດ້ອາບນໍ້າ. ລາວອາບເລືອດ.
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| Chuck Norris can make fire with two ice cubes. | Chuck Norris ສາມາດສ້າງໄຟດ້ວຍກ້ອນສອງກ້ອນ. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris can make fire with two ice cubes. Chuck Norris ສາມາດສ້າງໄຟດ້ວຍກ້ອນສອງກ້ອນ.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't wear sunglasses. The sun wears Chuck Norris glasses. | Chuck Norris ບໍ່ໃສ່ແວ່ນຕາກັນແດດ. ຕາເວັນໃສ່ແວ່ນຕາ Chuck Norris. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't wear sunglasses. The sun wears Chuck Norris glasses. Chuck Norris ບໍ່ໃສ່ແວ່ນຕາກັນແດດ. ຕາເວັນໃສ່ແວ່ນຕາ Chuck Norris.
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| Chuck Norris can cook minute rice in 30 seconds. | Chuck Norris ສາມາດປຸງແຕ່ງເຂົ້ານາທີໃນ 30 ວິນາທີ. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris can cook minute rice in 30 seconds. Chuck Norris ສາມາດປຸງແຕ່ງເຂົ້ານາທີໃນ 30 ວິນາທີ.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't throw up. He throws down. | Chuck Norris ບໍ່ຖິ້ມ. ລາວຖິ້ມລົງ. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't throw up. He throws down. Chuck Norris ບໍ່ຖິ້ມ. ລາວຖິ້ມລົງ.
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| Chuck Norris can play the violin with a piano. | Chuck Norris ສາມາດຫຼິ້ນ violin ດ້ວຍ piano ໄດ້. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris can play the violin with a piano. Chuck Norris ສາມາດຫຼິ້ນ violin ດ້ວຍ piano ໄດ້.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't get brain freeze. Slurpees know when to back down. | Chuck Norris ບໍ່ໄດ້ຮັບການແຊ່ແຂງຂອງສະຫມອງ. Slurpees ຮູ້ວ່າເວລາໃດຄວນຖອຍຫຼັງ. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't get brain freeze. Slurpees know when to back down. Chuck Norris ບໍ່ໄດ້ຮັບການແຊ່ແຂງຂອງສະຫມອງ. Slurpees ຮູ້ວ່າເວລາໃດຄວນຖອຍຫຼັງ.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting. Hunting implies failure. Chuck Norris goes killing. | Chuck Norris ບໍ່ໄດ້ໄປລ່າສັດ. ການລ່າສັດຫມາຍເຖິງຄວາມລົ້ມເຫຼວ. Chuck Norris ໄປຂ້າ. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting. Hunting implies failure. Chuck Norris goes killing. Chuck Norris ບໍ່ໄດ້ໄປລ່າສັດ. ການລ່າສັດຫມາຍເຖິງຄວາມລົ້ມເຫຼວ. Chuck Norris ໄປຂ້າ.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't need a GPS. The GPS needs Chuck Norris. | Chuck Norris ບໍ່ຕ້ອງການ GPS. GPS ຕ້ອງການ Chuck Norris. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a GPS. The GPS needs Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris ບໍ່ຕ້ອງການ GPS. GPS ຕ້ອງການ Chuck Norris.
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| Chuck Norris can make a Happy Meal cry. | Chuck Norris ສາມາດຮ້ອງໄຫ້ອາຫານສຸກໄດ້. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris can make a Happy Meal cry. Chuck Norris ສາມາດຮ້ອງໄຫ້ອາຫານສຸກໄດ້.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong number. You pick up the wrong phone. | Chuck Norris ບໍ່ໄດ້ໂທຫາເບີຜິດ. ເຈົ້າເອົາໂທລະສັບຜິດ. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong number. You pick up the wrong phone. Chuck Norris ບໍ່ໄດ້ໂທຫາເບີຜິດ. ເຈົ້າເອົາໂທລະສັບຜິດ.
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| Chuck Norris can cut through a hot knife with butter. | Chuck Norris ສາມາດຕັດຜ່ານມີດຮ້ອນດ້ວຍມັນເບີ. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris can cut through a hot knife with butter. Chuck Norris ສາມາດຕັດຜ່ານມີດຮ້ອນດ້ວຍມັນເບີ.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet. He scares the crap out of it. | Chuck Norris ບໍ່ໄດ້ລ້າງຫ້ອງນ້ໍາ. ລາວ scares crap ອອກຈາກມັນ. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet. He scares the crap out of it. Chuck Norris ບໍ່ໄດ້ລ້າງຫ້ອງນ້ໍາ. ລາວ scares crap ອອກຈາກມັນ.
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