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| Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants. | En Chuck Norris no llegeix llibres. Els mira fixament fins que aconsegueix la informació que vol. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants. En Chuck Norris no llegeix llibres. Els mira fixament fins que aconsegueix la informació que vol.
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| Chuck Norris can make onions cry. | En Chuck Norris pot fer plorar les cebes. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris can make onions cry. En Chuck Norris pot fer plorar les cebes.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't take showers. He takes blood baths. | En Chuck Norris no es dutxa. Es banya de sang. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't take showers. He takes blood baths. En Chuck Norris no es dutxa. Es banya de sang.
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| Chuck Norris can make fire with two ice cubes. | En Chuck Norris pot fer foc amb dos glaçons de gel. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris can make fire with two ice cubes. En Chuck Norris pot fer foc amb dos glaçons de gel.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't wear sunglasses. The sun wears Chuck Norris glasses. | Chuck Norris no porta ulleres de sol. El sol porta ulleres de Chuck Norris. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't wear sunglasses. The sun wears Chuck Norris glasses. Chuck Norris no porta ulleres de sol. El sol porta ulleres de Chuck Norris.
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| Chuck Norris can cook minute rice in 30 seconds. | En Chuck Norris pot cuinar arròs en 30 segons. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris can cook minute rice in 30 seconds. En Chuck Norris pot cuinar arròs en 30 segons.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't throw up. He throws down. | En Chuck Norris no vomita. Llença avall. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't throw up. He throws down. En Chuck Norris no vomita. Llença avall.
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| Chuck Norris can play the violin with a piano. | Chuck Norris sap tocar el violí amb un piano. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris can play the violin with a piano. Chuck Norris sap tocar el violí amb un piano.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't get brain freeze. Slurpees know when to back down. | En Chuck Norris no té el cervell paralitzat. Els que fan slurpees saben quan han de fer marxa enrere. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't get brain freeze. Slurpees know when to back down. En Chuck Norris no té el cervell paralitzat. Els que fan slurpees saben quan han de fer marxa enrere.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting. Hunting implies failure. Chuck Norris goes killing. | En Chuck Norris no va a caçar. La caça implica fracàs. En Chuck Norris va a matar. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting. Hunting implies failure. Chuck Norris goes killing. En Chuck Norris no va a caçar. La caça implica fracàs. En Chuck Norris va a matar.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't need a GPS. The GPS needs Chuck Norris. | Chuck Norris no necessita un GPS. El GPS necessita Chuck Norris. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a GPS. The GPS needs Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris no necessita un GPS. El GPS necessita Chuck Norris.
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| Chuck Norris can make a Happy Meal cry. | En Chuck Norris pot fer plorar un Happy Meal. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris can make a Happy Meal cry. En Chuck Norris pot fer plorar un Happy Meal.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong number. You pick up the wrong phone. | En Chuck Norris no marca el número equivocat. Tu agafes el telèfon equivocat. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong number. You pick up the wrong phone. En Chuck Norris no marca el número equivocat. Tu agafes el telèfon equivocat.
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| Chuck Norris can cut through a hot knife with butter. | En Chuck Norris pot tallar un ganivet calent amb mantega. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris can cut through a hot knife with butter. En Chuck Norris pot tallar un ganivet calent amb mantega.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet. He scares the crap out of it. | En Chuck Norris no tira de la cadena del vàter. Fa molta por. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet. He scares the crap out of it. En Chuck Norris no tira de la cadena del vàter. Fa molta por.
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