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Chuck Norris doesn't use a pencil sharpener. Pencils sharpen themselves for him. En Chuck Norris no fa servir un afilallapis. Els llapis s'afilen sols per ell. Details

Chuck Norris doesn't use a pencil sharpener. Pencils sharpen themselves for him.

En Chuck Norris no fa servir un afilallapis. Els llapis s'afilen sols per ell.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a calculator. Numbers compute themselves for him. En Chuck Norris no necessita calculadora. Els números es calculen sols per ell. Details

Chuck Norris doesn't need a calculator. Numbers compute themselves for him.

En Chuck Norris no necessita calculadora. Els números es calculen sols per ell.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use a telescope. Stars move closer for him to see. En Chuck Norris no fa servir telescopi. Les estrelles s'acosten perquè les pugui veure. Details

Chuck Norris doesn't use a telescope. Stars move closer for him to see.

En Chuck Norris no fa servir telescopi. Les estrelles s'acosten perquè les pugui veure.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a microphone. His voice amplifies itself. En Chuck Norris no necessita micròfon. La seva veu s'amplifica sola. Details

Chuck Norris doesn't need a microphone. His voice amplifies itself.

En Chuck Norris no necessita micròfon. La seva veu s'amplifica sola.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use a timer. Time counts itself for him. En Chuck Norris no fa servir temporitzador. El temps compta sol per a ell. Details

Chuck Norris doesn't use a timer. Time counts itself for him.

En Chuck Norris no fa servir temporitzador. El temps compta sol per a ell.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a bookmark. Books remember where he stopped reading. En Chuck Norris no necessita un punt de llibre. Els llibres recorden on va deixar de llegir. Details

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bookmark. Books remember where he stopped reading.

En Chuck Norris no necessita un punt de llibre. Els llibres recorden on va deixar de llegir.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use a scale. Weight measures itself for him. En Chuck Norris no fa servir una bàscula. El pes es mesura sol per a ell. Details

Chuck Norris doesn't use a scale. Weight measures itself for him.

En Chuck Norris no fa servir una bàscula. El pes es mesura sol per a ell.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a compass. North is wherever he points. En Chuck Norris no necessita una brúixola. El nord és allà on ell assenyala. Details

Chuck Norris doesn't need a compass. North is wherever he points.

En Chuck Norris no necessita una brúixola. El nord és allà on ell assenyala.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use a calendar. Days schedule themselves around him. En Chuck Norris no fa servir un calendari. Els dies s'organitzen al seu voltant. Details

Chuck Norris doesn't use a calendar. Days schedule themselves around him.

En Chuck Norris no fa servir un calendari. Els dies s'organitzen al seu voltant.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a flashlight. Darkness illuminates itself for him. En Chuck Norris no necessita una llanterna. La foscor s'il·lumina sola per a ell. Details

Chuck Norris doesn't need a flashlight. Darkness illuminates itself for him.

En Chuck Norris no necessita una llanterna. La foscor s'il·lumina sola per a ell.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use umbrellas. Rain changes direction to avoid him. En Chuck Norris no fa servir paraigües. La pluja canvia de direcció per evitar-lo. Details

Chuck Norris doesn't use umbrellas. Rain changes direction to avoid him.

En Chuck Norris no fa servir paraigües. La pluja canvia de direcció per evitar-lo.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a thermostat. The temperature adjusts itself to his comfort. En Chuck Norris no necessita un termostat. La temperatura s'ajusta sola a la seva comoditat. Details

Chuck Norris doesn't need a thermostat. The temperature adjusts itself to his comfort.

En Chuck Norris no necessita un termostat. La temperatura s'ajusta sola a la seva comoditat.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use locks. Doors secure themselves for him. En Chuck Norris no fa servir panys. Les portes es tanquen soles per a ell. Details

Chuck Norris doesn't use locks. Doors secure themselves for him.

En Chuck Norris no fa servir panys. Les portes es tanquen soles per a ell.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use a can opener. Cans open themselves for him. En Chuck Norris no fa servir un obridor de llaunes. Les llaunes s'obren soles per ell. Details

Chuck Norris doesn't use a can opener. Cans open themselves for him.

En Chuck Norris no fa servir un obridor de llaunes. Les llaunes s'obren soles per ell.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use remote controls. TV channels change themselves to what he wants to watch. En Chuck Norris no fa servir comandaments a distància. Els canals de televisió canvien sols segons el que ell vol veure. Details

Chuck Norris doesn't use remote controls. TV channels change themselves to what he wants to watch.

En Chuck Norris no fa servir comandaments a distància. Els canals de televisió canvien sols segons el que ell vol veure.
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