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| Chuck Norris doesn't surf the web. The web surfs Chuck Norris. | چڪ نورس ويب تي سرفنگ نٿو ڪري. ويب چڪ نورس تي سرفنگ ڪري ٿو. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't surf the web. The web surfs Chuck Norris. چڪ نورس ويب تي سرفنگ نٿو ڪري. ويب چڪ نورس تي سرفنگ ڪري ٿو.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't get sunburn. The sun gets Chuck Norris burn. | چک نورس کي سج جي جلن نه ٿيندي آهي. سج چک نورس کي ساڙي ٿو. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't get sunburn. The sun gets Chuck Norris burn. چک نورس کي سج جي جلن نه ٿيندي آهي. سج چک نورس کي ساڙي ٿو.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't parallel park. He parks and the street becomes parallel. | چڪ نورس متوازي پارڪ نٿو ڪري. هو پارڪ ڪري ٿو ۽ گهٽي متوازي ٿي وڃي ٿي. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't parallel park. He parks and the street becomes parallel. چڪ نورس متوازي پارڪ نٿو ڪري. هو پارڪ ڪري ٿو ۽ گهٽي متوازي ٿي وڃي ٿي.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't have DNA. DNA has Chuck Norris. | چڪ نورس وٽ ڊي اين اي ناهي. ڊي اين اي ۾ چڪ نورس آهي. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't have DNA. DNA has Chuck Norris. چڪ نورس وٽ ڊي اين اي ناهي. ڊي اين اي ۾ چڪ نورس آهي.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't need Twitter. He's already following you. | چڪ نورس کي ٽوئيٽر جي ضرورت ناهي. هو اڳ ۾ ئي توهان کي فالو ڪري رهيو آهي. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't need Twitter. He's already following you. چڪ نورس کي ٽوئيٽر جي ضرورت ناهي. هو اڳ ۾ ئي توهان کي فالو ڪري رهيو آهي.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't shave. He kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris. | چڪ نورس شيو نٿو ڪري. هو پاڻ کي منهن تي لات ماري ٿو. صرف اها شيءِ جيڪا چڪ نورس کي ڪٽي سگهي ٿي، اها چڪ نورس آهي. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't shave. He kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris. چڪ نورس شيو نٿو ڪري. هو پاڻ کي منهن تي لات ماري ٿو. صرف اها شيءِ جيڪا چڪ نورس کي ڪٽي سگهي ٿي، اها چڪ نورس آهي.
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| Chuck Norris can make a campfire by rubbing two ice cubes together. | چڪ نورس ٻن برف جي ڪيوبن کي گڏ رگڙي باهه ٺاهي سگهي ٿو. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris can make a campfire by rubbing two ice cubes together. چڪ نورس ٻن برف جي ڪيوبن کي گڏ رگڙي باهه ٺاهي سگهي ٿو.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't have a computer. Just a keyboard that he yells at. | چڪ نورس وٽ ڪمپيوٽر ناهي. صرف هڪ ڪي بورڊ آهي جنهن تي هو رڙيون ڪري ٿو. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a computer. Just a keyboard that he yells at. چڪ نورس وٽ ڪمپيوٽر ناهي. صرف هڪ ڪي بورڊ آهي جنهن تي هو رڙيون ڪري ٿو.
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| Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle. | چڪ نورس يوني سائيڪل تي وهيل هلائي سگهي ٿو. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle. چڪ نورس يوني سائيڪل تي وهيل هلائي سگهي ٿو.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't have chest hair. He has a forest of fury. | چڪ نورس جي سيني تي وار نه آهن. هن وٽ غضب جو ٻيلو آهي. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't have chest hair. He has a forest of fury. چڪ نورس جي سيني تي وار نه آهن. هن وٽ غضب جو ٻيلو آهي.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't breathe air. Air hides in his lungs for protection. | چڪ نورس هوا نه ٿو ساهه کڻي. هوا سندس ڦڦڙن ۾ حفاظت لاءِ لڪندي آهي. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't breathe air. Air hides in his lungs for protection. چڪ نورس هوا نه ٿو ساهه کڻي. هوا سندس ڦڦڙن ۾ حفاظت لاءِ لڪندي آهي.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't go on the internet. He IS the internet. | چڪ نورس انٽرنيٽ تي نٿو وڃي. هو انٽرنيٽ آهي. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't go on the internet. He IS the internet. چڪ نورس انٽرنيٽ تي نٿو وڃي. هو انٽرنيٽ آهي.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't use pickup lines. He simply says, 'Now.' | چڪ نورس پڪ اپ لائينون استعمال نٿو ڪري. هو صرف چوي ٿو، 'هاڻي.' | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't use pickup lines. He simply says, 'Now.' چڪ نورس پڪ اپ لائينون استعمال نٿو ڪري. هو صرف چوي ٿو، 'هاڻي.'
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| Chuck Norris doesn't need an alarm clock. His beard wakes him up. | چڪ نورس کي الارم ڪلاڪ جي ضرورت ناهي. سندس ڏاڙهي کيس جاڳائي ٿي. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't need an alarm clock. His beard wakes him up. چڪ نورس کي الارم ڪلاڪ جي ضرورت ناهي. سندس ڏاڙهي کيس جاڳائي ٿي.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't have to worry about changing his clock twice a year for daylight savings time. The sun rises and sets when Chuck Norris tells it to. | چڪ نورس کي ڏينهن جي روشني جي بچت واري وقت لاءِ سال ۾ ٻه ڀيرا پنهنجي گھڙي تبديل ڪرڻ جي باري ۾ پريشان ٿيڻ جي ضرورت ناهي. سج تڏهن اڀرندو آهي ۽ لهي ويندو آهي جڏهن چڪ نورس ان کي ٻڌائيندو آهي. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't have to worry about changing his clock twice a year for daylight savings time. The sun rises and sets when Chuck Norris tells it to. چڪ نورس کي ڏينهن جي روشني جي بچت واري وقت لاءِ سال ۾ ٻه ڀيرا پنهنجي گھڙي تبديل ڪرڻ جي باري ۾ پريشان ٿيڻ جي ضرورت ناهي. سج تڏهن اڀرندو آهي ۽ لهي ويندو آهي جڏهن چڪ نورس ان کي ٻڌائيندو آهي.
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