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| Chuck Norris doesn't surf the web. The web surfs Chuck Norris. | Chuck Norris interrete non navigat. Interrete Chuck Norris navigat. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't surf the web. The web surfs Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris interrete non navigat. Interrete Chuck Norris navigat.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't get sunburn. The sun gets Chuck Norris burn. | Chuck Norris non adustus est a sole. Sol adustionem Chuck Norris accipit. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't get sunburn. The sun gets Chuck Norris burn. Chuck Norris non adustus est a sole. Sol adustionem Chuck Norris accipit.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't parallel park. He parks and the street becomes parallel. | Chuck Norris non parallele parks facit. Parcat et via parallela fit. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't parallel park. He parks and the street becomes parallel. Chuck Norris non parallele parks facit. Parcat et via parallela fit.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't have DNA. DNA has Chuck Norris. | Chuck Norris ADN non habet. ADN Chuck Norris habet. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't have DNA. DNA has Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris ADN non habet. ADN Chuck Norris habet.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't need Twitter. He's already following you. | Chuck Norris Twitter non eget. Iam te sequitur. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't need Twitter. He's already following you. Chuck Norris Twitter non eget. Iam te sequitur.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't shave. He kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris. | Chuck Norris non radit. Se in faciem calcibus percutit. Solus qui Chuck Norris secare potest est Chuck Norris. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't shave. He kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris non radit. Se in faciem calcibus percutit. Solus qui Chuck Norris secare potest est Chuck Norris.
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| Chuck Norris can make a campfire by rubbing two ice cubes together. | Chuck Norris ignem castrorum facere potest duos glaciei cubos inter se fricando. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris can make a campfire by rubbing two ice cubes together. Chuck Norris ignem castrorum facere potest duos glaciei cubos inter se fricando.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't have a computer. Just a keyboard that he yells at. | Chuck Norris computatrum non habet. Tantum claviaturam quam clamat. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a computer. Just a keyboard that he yells at. Chuck Norris computatrum non habet. Tantum claviaturam quam clamat.
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| Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle. | Chuck Norris rotam rotantem in monocyclo facere potest. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle. Chuck Norris rotam rotantem in monocyclo facere potest.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't have chest hair. He has a forest of fury. | Chuck Norris pilos in pectore non habet. Silvam furoris habet. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't have chest hair. He has a forest of fury. Chuck Norris pilos in pectore non habet. Silvam furoris habet.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't breathe air. Air hides in his lungs for protection. | Chuck Norris aerem non respirat. Aer in pulmonibus eius ad se protegendum se abscondit. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't breathe air. Air hides in his lungs for protection. Chuck Norris aerem non respirat. Aer in pulmonibus eius ad se protegendum se abscondit.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't go on the internet. He IS the internet. | Chuck Norris in interrete non utitur. Ipse est interrete. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't go on the internet. He IS the internet. Chuck Norris in interrete non utitur. Ipse est interrete.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't use pickup lines. He simply says, 'Now.' | Chuck Norris verba adhortatoria non utitur. Simpliciter dicit, "Nunc." | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't use pickup lines. He simply says, 'Now.' Chuck Norris verba adhortatoria non utitur. Simpliciter dicit, "Nunc."
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| Chuck Norris doesn't need an alarm clock. His beard wakes him up. | Chuck Norris horologio excitatorio non eget. Barba eum excitat. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't need an alarm clock. His beard wakes him up. Chuck Norris horologio excitatorio non eget. Barba eum excitat.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't have to worry about changing his clock twice a year for daylight savings time. The sun rises and sets when Chuck Norris tells it to. | Chuck Norris non debet sollicitari de mutatione horologii sui bis in anno ad tempus aestivum. Sol oritur et occidit cum Chuck Norris ei iubet. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't have to worry about changing his clock twice a year for daylight savings time. The sun rises and sets when Chuck Norris tells it to. Chuck Norris non debet sollicitari de mutatione horologii sui bis in anno ad tempus aestivum. Sol oritur et occidit cum Chuck Norris ei iubet.
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