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| Chuck Norris doesn't use a pencil sharpener. Pencils sharpen themselves for him. | Chuck Norris acuiculo non utitur. Stilli se ipsi pro eo acuunt. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't use a pencil sharpener. Pencils sharpen themselves for him. Chuck Norris acuiculo non utitur. Stilli se ipsi pro eo acuunt.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't need a calculator. Numbers compute themselves for him. | Chuck Norris calculatore non eget. Numeri se ipsos pro eo computant. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a calculator. Numbers compute themselves for him. Chuck Norris calculatore non eget. Numeri se ipsos pro eo computant.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't use a telescope. Stars move closer for him to see. | Chuck Norris telescopio non utitur. Stellae propius moventur ut ei videantur. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't use a telescope. Stars move closer for him to see. Chuck Norris telescopio non utitur. Stellae propius moventur ut ei videantur.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't need a microphone. His voice amplifies itself. | Chuck Norris microphono non eget. Vox eius se ipsa amplificat. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a microphone. His voice amplifies itself. Chuck Norris microphono non eget. Vox eius se ipsa amplificat.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't use a timer. Time counts itself for him. | Chuck Norris temporatore non utitur. Tempus ei se ipsum numerat. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't use a timer. Time counts itself for him. Chuck Norris temporatore non utitur. Tempus ei se ipsum numerat.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't need a bookmark. Books remember where he stopped reading. | Chuck Norris signo non eget. Libri meminerunt ubi legere destitit. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a bookmark. Books remember where he stopped reading. Chuck Norris signo non eget. Libri meminerunt ubi legere destitit.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't use a scale. Weight measures itself for him. | Chuck Norris statera non utitur. Pondus sibi ipsum metitur. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't use a scale. Weight measures itself for him. Chuck Norris statera non utitur. Pondus sibi ipsum metitur.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't need a compass. North is wherever he points. | Chuck Norris compasso non eget. Septentrio est quocumque indicat. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a compass. North is wherever he points. Chuck Norris compasso non eget. Septentrio est quocumque indicat.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't use a calendar. Days schedule themselves around him. | Chuck Norris calendario non utitur. Dies se circum eum disponunt. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't use a calendar. Days schedule themselves around him. Chuck Norris calendario non utitur. Dies se circum eum disponunt.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't need a flashlight. Darkness illuminates itself for him. | Chuck Norris lucernam non eget. Tenebrae se ipsae ei illuminant. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a flashlight. Darkness illuminates itself for him. Chuck Norris lucernam non eget. Tenebrae se ipsae ei illuminant.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't use umbrellas. Rain changes direction to avoid him. | Chuck Norris umbracula non utitur. Pluvia directionem mutat ut eum vitet. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't use umbrellas. Rain changes direction to avoid him. Chuck Norris umbracula non utitur. Pluvia directionem mutat ut eum vitet.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't need a thermostat. The temperature adjusts itself to his comfort. | Chuck Norris thermostato non eget. Temperatura se ad eius commoditatem accommodat. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a thermostat. The temperature adjusts itself to his comfort. Chuck Norris thermostato non eget. Temperatura se ad eius commoditatem accommodat.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't use locks. Doors secure themselves for him. | Chuck Norris seris non utitur. Ianuae ei se ipsae muniunt. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't use locks. Doors secure themselves for him. Chuck Norris seris non utitur. Ianuae ei se ipsae muniunt.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't use a can opener. Cans open themselves for him. | Chuck Norris apertore vasculorum non utitur. Vascula ei se ipsa aperiunt. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't use a can opener. Cans open themselves for him. Chuck Norris apertore vasculorum non utitur. Vascula ei se ipsa aperiunt.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't use remote controls. TV channels change themselves to what he wants to watch. | Chuck Norris moderaminibus remotis non utitur. Canales televisifici se mutant ad ea quae ille spectare vult. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't use remote controls. TV channels change themselves to what he wants to watch. Chuck Norris moderaminibus remotis non utitur. Canales televisifici se mutant ad ea quae ille spectare vult.
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