GlotPress

Translation of Ultimate Multisite - Chuck Norris Facts: Italian

Filter ↓ Sort ↓ All (116) Translated (116) Untranslated (0) Waiting (0) Fuzzy (0) Warnings (0)
1 4 5 6 7 8
Prio Original string Translation
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants. Chuck Norris non legge libri. Li fissa finché non ottiene le informazioni che desidera. Details

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

Chuck Norris non legge libri. Li fissa finché non ottiene le informazioni che desidera.
You have to log in to edit this translation.

Meta

Status:
current
Date added (GMT):
2026-01-08 22:17:53
Date added (local):
Calculating...
Translated by:
David Stone (dave)
References:
Priority:
normal
More links:
Chuck Norris can make onions cry. Chuck Norris può far piangere le cipolle. Details

Chuck Norris can make onions cry.

Chuck Norris può far piangere le cipolle.
You have to log in to edit this translation.

Meta

Status:
current
Date added (GMT):
2026-01-08 22:17:53
Date added (local):
Calculating...
Translated by:
David Stone (dave)
References:
Priority:
normal
More links:
Chuck Norris doesn't take showers. He takes blood baths. Chuck Norris non fa la doccia. Fa bagni di sangue. Details

Chuck Norris doesn't take showers. He takes blood baths.

Chuck Norris non fa la doccia. Fa bagni di sangue.
You have to log in to edit this translation.

Meta

Status:
current
Date added (GMT):
2026-01-08 22:17:53
Date added (local):
Calculating...
Translated by:
David Stone (dave)
References:
Priority:
normal
More links:
Chuck Norris can make fire with two ice cubes. Chuck Norris può accendere il fuoco con due cubetti di ghiaccio. Details

Chuck Norris can make fire with two ice cubes.

Chuck Norris può accendere il fuoco con due cubetti di ghiaccio.
You have to log in to edit this translation.

Meta

Status:
current
Date added (GMT):
2026-01-08 22:17:53
Date added (local):
Calculating...
Translated by:
David Stone (dave)
References:
Priority:
normal
More links:
Chuck Norris doesn't wear sunglasses. The sun wears Chuck Norris glasses. Chuck Norris non indossa occhiali da sole. Il sole indossa gli occhiali di Chuck Norris. Details

Chuck Norris doesn't wear sunglasses. The sun wears Chuck Norris glasses.

Chuck Norris non indossa occhiali da sole. Il sole indossa gli occhiali di Chuck Norris.
You have to log in to edit this translation.

Meta

Status:
current
Date added (GMT):
2026-01-08 22:17:53
Date added (local):
Calculating...
Translated by:
David Stone (dave)
References:
Priority:
normal
More links:
Chuck Norris can cook minute rice in 30 seconds. Chuck Norris può cuocere il riso in 30 secondi. Details

Chuck Norris can cook minute rice in 30 seconds.

Chuck Norris può cuocere il riso in 30 secondi.
You have to log in to edit this translation.

Meta

Status:
current
Date added (GMT):
2026-01-08 22:17:53
Date added (local):
Calculating...
Translated by:
David Stone (dave)
References:
Priority:
normal
More links:
Chuck Norris doesn't throw up. He throws down. Chuck Norris non vomita. Si butta a terra. Details

Chuck Norris doesn't throw up. He throws down.

Chuck Norris non vomita. Si butta a terra.
You have to log in to edit this translation.

Meta

Status:
current
Date added (GMT):
2026-01-08 22:17:53
Date added (local):
Calculating...
Translated by:
David Stone (dave)
References:
Priority:
normal
More links:
Chuck Norris can play the violin with a piano. Chuck Norris sa suonare il violino con un pianoforte. Details

Chuck Norris can play the violin with a piano.

Chuck Norris sa suonare il violino con un pianoforte.
You have to log in to edit this translation.

Meta

Status:
current
Date added (GMT):
2026-01-08 22:17:53
Date added (local):
Calculating...
Translated by:
David Stone (dave)
References:
Priority:
normal
More links:
Chuck Norris doesn't get brain freeze. Slurpees know when to back down. A Chuck Norris non si blocca il cervello. Gli slurpee sanno quando ritirarsi. Details

Chuck Norris doesn't get brain freeze. Slurpees know when to back down.

A Chuck Norris non si blocca il cervello. Gli slurpee sanno quando ritirarsi.
You have to log in to edit this translation.

Meta

Status:
current
Date added (GMT):
2026-01-08 22:17:53
Date added (local):
Calculating...
Translated by:
David Stone (dave)
References:
Priority:
normal
More links:
Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting. Hunting implies failure. Chuck Norris goes killing. Chuck Norris non va a caccia. La caccia implica un fallimento. Chuck Norris va a uccidere. Details

Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting. Hunting implies failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.

Chuck Norris non va a caccia. La caccia implica un fallimento. Chuck Norris va a uccidere.
You have to log in to edit this translation.

Meta

Status:
current
Date added (GMT):
2026-01-08 22:17:53
Date added (local):
Calculating...
Translated by:
David Stone (dave)
References:
Priority:
normal
More links:
Chuck Norris doesn't need a GPS. The GPS needs Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris non ha bisogno di un GPS. Il GPS ha bisogno di Chuck Norris. Details

Chuck Norris doesn't need a GPS. The GPS needs Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris non ha bisogno di un GPS. Il GPS ha bisogno di Chuck Norris.
You have to log in to edit this translation.

Meta

Status:
current
Date added (GMT):
2026-01-08 22:17:53
Date added (local):
Calculating...
Translated by:
David Stone (dave)
References:
Priority:
normal
More links:
Chuck Norris can make a Happy Meal cry. Chuck Norris può far piangere un Happy Meal. Details

Chuck Norris can make a Happy Meal cry.

Chuck Norris può far piangere un Happy Meal.
You have to log in to edit this translation.

Meta

Status:
current
Date added (GMT):
2026-01-08 22:17:53
Date added (local):
Calculating...
Translated by:
David Stone (dave)
References:
Priority:
normal
More links:
Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong number. You pick up the wrong phone. Chuck Norris non compone il numero sbagliato. È lei che risponde al telefono sbagliato. Details

Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong number. You pick up the wrong phone.

Chuck Norris non compone il numero sbagliato. È lei che risponde al telefono sbagliato.
You have to log in to edit this translation.

Meta

Status:
current
Date added (GMT):
2026-01-08 22:17:53
Date added (local):
Calculating...
Translated by:
David Stone (dave)
References:
Priority:
normal
More links:
Chuck Norris can cut through a hot knife with butter. Chuck Norris può tagliare un coltello caldo con il burro. Details

Chuck Norris can cut through a hot knife with butter.

Chuck Norris può tagliare un coltello caldo con il burro.
You have to log in to edit this translation.

Meta

Status:
current
Date added (GMT):
2026-01-08 22:17:53
Date added (local):
Calculating...
Translated by:
David Stone (dave)
References:
Priority:
normal
More links:
Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet. He scares the crap out of it. Chuck Norris non tira lo sciacquone. Lo spaventa a morte. Details

Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet. He scares the crap out of it.

Chuck Norris non tira lo sciacquone. Lo spaventa a morte.
You have to log in to edit this translation.

Meta

Status:
current
Date added (GMT):
2026-01-08 22:17:53
Date added (local):
Calculating...
Translated by:
David Stone (dave)
References:
Priority:
normal
More links:
Legend:
Current
Waiting
Rejected
Fuzzy
Old
With warnings
1 4 5 6 7 8

Export as