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| Chuck Norris doesn't surf the web. The web surfs Chuck Norris. | Chuck Norris anaghị elegharị anya na webụ. Weebụ ahụ na-achọ Chuck Norris. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't surf the web. The web surfs Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris anaghị elegharị anya na webụ. Weebụ ahụ na-achọ Chuck Norris.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't get sunburn. The sun gets Chuck Norris burn. | Chuck Norris anaghị enweta ọkụ anwụ. Anyanwụ na-enweta Chuck Norris ọkụ. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't get sunburn. The sun gets Chuck Norris burn. Chuck Norris anaghị enweta ọkụ anwụ. Anyanwụ na-enweta Chuck Norris ọkụ.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't parallel park. He parks and the street becomes parallel. | Chuck Norris enweghị ogige ntụrụndụ. Ọ na-adọba ụgbọala na okporo ụzọ na-aghọ yiri. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't parallel park. He parks and the street becomes parallel. Chuck Norris enweghị ogige ntụrụndụ. Ọ na-adọba ụgbọala na okporo ụzọ na-aghọ yiri.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't have DNA. DNA has Chuck Norris. | Chuck Norris enweghị DNA. DNA nwere Chuck Norris. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't have DNA. DNA has Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris enweghị DNA. DNA nwere Chuck Norris.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't need Twitter. He's already following you. | Chuck Norris achọghị Twitter. Ọ na-eso gị. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't need Twitter. He's already following you. Chuck Norris achọghị Twitter. Ọ na-eso gị.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't shave. He kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris. | Chuck Norris anaghị akpụ isi. Ọ na-agba onwe ya ụkwụ n'ihu. Naanị ihe nwere ike belata Chuck Norris bụ Chuck Norris. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't shave. He kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris anaghị akpụ isi. Ọ na-agba onwe ya ụkwụ n'ihu. Naanị ihe nwere ike belata Chuck Norris bụ Chuck Norris.
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| Chuck Norris can make a campfire by rubbing two ice cubes together. | Chuck Norris nwere ike ime ọkụ na-agba ọkụ site n'ịkọkọta ọnụ mmiri abụọ akpụrụ akpụ. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris can make a campfire by rubbing two ice cubes together. Chuck Norris nwere ike ime ọkụ na-agba ọkụ site n'ịkọkọta ọnụ mmiri abụọ akpụrụ akpụ.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't have a computer. Just a keyboard that he yells at. | Chuck Norris enweghị kọmputa. Naanị ahụigodo ọ na-eti mkpu. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a computer. Just a keyboard that he yells at. Chuck Norris enweghị kọmputa. Naanị ahụigodo ọ na-eti mkpu.
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| Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle. | Chuck Norris nwere ike ime wheelie na unicycle. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle. Chuck Norris nwere ike ime wheelie na unicycle.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't have chest hair. He has a forest of fury. | Chuck Norris enweghị ntutu obi. O nwere oke iwe. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't have chest hair. He has a forest of fury. Chuck Norris enweghị ntutu obi. O nwere oke iwe.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't breathe air. Air hides in his lungs for protection. | Chuck Norris anaghị ekuku ikuku. Ikuku na-ezo n'akpa ume ya maka nchebe. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't breathe air. Air hides in his lungs for protection. Chuck Norris anaghị ekuku ikuku. Ikuku na-ezo n'akpa ume ya maka nchebe.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't go on the internet. He IS the internet. | Chuck Norris anaghị aga na ịntanetị. Ọ bụ ịntanetị. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't go on the internet. He IS the internet. Chuck Norris anaghị aga na ịntanetị. Ọ bụ ịntanetị.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't use pickup lines. He simply says, 'Now.' | Chuck Norris anaghị eji ahịrị ntụtụ. Ọ na-ekwu nanị, 'Ugbu a.' | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't use pickup lines. He simply says, 'Now.' Chuck Norris anaghị eji ahịrị ntụtụ. Ọ na-ekwu nanị, 'Ugbu a.'
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| Chuck Norris doesn't need an alarm clock. His beard wakes him up. | Chuck Norris achọghị elekere mkpu. Afụ ọnụ ya kpọtere ya. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't need an alarm clock. His beard wakes him up. Chuck Norris achọghị elekere mkpu. Afụ ọnụ ya kpọtere ya.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't have to worry about changing his clock twice a year for daylight savings time. The sun rises and sets when Chuck Norris tells it to. | Chuck Norris ekwesịghị ichegbu onwe ya banyere ịgbanwe elekere ya ugboro abụọ n'afọ maka oge nchekwa ụbọchị. Anyanwụ na-awa ma daa mgbe Chuck Norris gwara ya. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't have to worry about changing his clock twice a year for daylight savings time. The sun rises and sets when Chuck Norris tells it to. Chuck Norris ekwesịghị ichegbu onwe ya banyere ịgbanwe elekere ya ugboro abụọ n'afọ maka oge nchekwa ụbọchị. Anyanwụ na-awa ma daa mgbe Chuck Norris gwara ya.
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