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| Chuck Norris doesn't surf the web. The web surfs Chuck Norris. | Chuck Norris ne surfa po internetu. Internet surfa po Chucku Norrisu. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't surf the web. The web surfs Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris ne surfa po internetu. Internet surfa po Chucku Norrisu.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't get sunburn. The sun gets Chuck Norris burn. | Chuck Norris ne dobiva opekline od sunca. Sunce dobiva opekline od Chucka Norrisa. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't get sunburn. The sun gets Chuck Norris burn. Chuck Norris ne dobiva opekline od sunca. Sunce dobiva opekline od Chucka Norrisa.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't parallel park. He parks and the street becomes parallel. | Chuck Norris ne parkira paralelno. On parkira i ulica postaje paralelna. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't parallel park. He parks and the street becomes parallel. Chuck Norris ne parkira paralelno. On parkira i ulica postaje paralelna.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't have DNA. DNA has Chuck Norris. | Chuck Norris nema DNK. DNK ima Chucka Norrisa. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't have DNA. DNA has Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris nema DNK. DNK ima Chucka Norrisa.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't need Twitter. He's already following you. | Chuck Norrisu ne treba Twitter. Već te prati. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't need Twitter. He's already following you. Chuck Norrisu ne treba Twitter. Već te prati.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't shave. He kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris. | Chuck Norris se ne brije. On se udara nogom u lice. Jedino što može porezati Chucka Norrisa je Chuck Norris. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't shave. He kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris se ne brije. On se udara nogom u lice. Jedino što može porezati Chucka Norrisa je Chuck Norris.
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| Chuck Norris can make a campfire by rubbing two ice cubes together. | Chuck Norris može napraviti logorsku vatru trljajući dvije kocke leda jednu o drugu. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris can make a campfire by rubbing two ice cubes together. Chuck Norris može napraviti logorsku vatru trljajući dvije kocke leda jednu o drugu.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't have a computer. Just a keyboard that he yells at. | Chuck Norris nema računalo. Samo tipkovnicu na koju viče. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a computer. Just a keyboard that he yells at. Chuck Norris nema računalo. Samo tipkovnicu na koju viče.
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| Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle. | Chuck Norris može napraviti wheelie na monociklu. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle. Chuck Norris može napraviti wheelie na monociklu.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't have chest hair. He has a forest of fury. | Chuck Norris nema dlake na prsima. Ima šumu bijesa. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't have chest hair. He has a forest of fury. Chuck Norris nema dlake na prsima. Ima šumu bijesa.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't breathe air. Air hides in his lungs for protection. | Chuck Norris ne udiše zrak. Zrak se skriva u njegovim plućima radi zaštite. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't breathe air. Air hides in his lungs for protection. Chuck Norris ne udiše zrak. Zrak se skriva u njegovim plućima radi zaštite.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't go on the internet. He IS the internet. | Chuck Norris ne ide na internet. On JEST internet. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't go on the internet. He IS the internet. Chuck Norris ne ide na internet. On JEST internet.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't use pickup lines. He simply says, 'Now.' | Chuck Norris ne koristi uvodne rečenice. On jednostavno kaže: 'Sad.' | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't use pickup lines. He simply says, 'Now.' Chuck Norris ne koristi uvodne rečenice. On jednostavno kaže: 'Sad.'
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| Chuck Norris doesn't need an alarm clock. His beard wakes him up. | Chucku Norrisu ne treba budilica. Budi ga brada. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't need an alarm clock. His beard wakes him up. Chucku Norrisu ne treba budilica. Budi ga brada.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't have to worry about changing his clock twice a year for daylight savings time. The sun rises and sets when Chuck Norris tells it to. | Chuck Norris se ne mora brinuti o mijenjanju sata dva puta godišnje zbog ljetnog računanja vremena. Sunce izlazi i zalazi kada mu Chuck Norris kaže. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't have to worry about changing his clock twice a year for daylight savings time. The sun rises and sets when Chuck Norris tells it to. Chuck Norris se ne mora brinuti o mijenjanju sata dva puta godišnje zbog ljetnog računanja vremena. Sunce izlazi i zalazi kada mu Chuck Norris kaže.
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