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| Chuck Norris doesn't use a pencil sharpener. Pencils sharpen themselves for him. | Chuck Norris ne koristi šiljilo za olovke. Olovke se same oštre za njega. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't use a pencil sharpener. Pencils sharpen themselves for him. Chuck Norris ne koristi šiljilo za olovke. Olovke se same oštre za njega.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't need a calculator. Numbers compute themselves for him. | Chucku Norrisu ne treba kalkulator. Brojevi se sami računaju za njega. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a calculator. Numbers compute themselves for him. Chucku Norrisu ne treba kalkulator. Brojevi se sami računaju za njega.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't use a telescope. Stars move closer for him to see. | Chuck Norris ne koristi teleskop. Zvijezde se približavaju da bi ih mogao vidjeti. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't use a telescope. Stars move closer for him to see. Chuck Norris ne koristi teleskop. Zvijezde se približavaju da bi ih mogao vidjeti.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't need a microphone. His voice amplifies itself. | Chucku Norrisu ne treba mikrofon. Njegov se glas sam pojačava. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a microphone. His voice amplifies itself. Chucku Norrisu ne treba mikrofon. Njegov se glas sam pojačava.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't use a timer. Time counts itself for him. | Chuck Norris ne koristi tajmer. Vrijeme se za njega samo broji. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't use a timer. Time counts itself for him. Chuck Norris ne koristi tajmer. Vrijeme se za njega samo broji.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't need a bookmark. Books remember where he stopped reading. | Chucku Norrisu ne treba oznaka. Knjige pamte gdje je prestao čitati. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a bookmark. Books remember where he stopped reading. Chucku Norrisu ne treba oznaka. Knjige pamte gdje je prestao čitati.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't use a scale. Weight measures itself for him. | Chuck Norris ne koristi vagu. Težina se za njega sama mjeri. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't use a scale. Weight measures itself for him. Chuck Norris ne koristi vagu. Težina se za njega sama mjeri.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't need a compass. North is wherever he points. | Chucku Norrisu ne treba kompas. Sjever je gdje god pokaže. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a compass. North is wherever he points. Chucku Norrisu ne treba kompas. Sjever je gdje god pokaže.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't use a calendar. Days schedule themselves around him. | Chuck Norris ne koristi kalendar. Dani se sami određuju oko njega. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't use a calendar. Days schedule themselves around him. Chuck Norris ne koristi kalendar. Dani se sami određuju oko njega.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't need a flashlight. Darkness illuminates itself for him. | Chucku Norrisu ne treba baterijska lampa. Tama mu sama osvjetljava. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a flashlight. Darkness illuminates itself for him. Chucku Norrisu ne treba baterijska lampa. Tama mu sama osvjetljava.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't use umbrellas. Rain changes direction to avoid him. | Chuck Norris ne koristi kišobrane. Kiša mijenja smjer kako bi ga izbjegla. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't use umbrellas. Rain changes direction to avoid him. Chuck Norris ne koristi kišobrane. Kiša mijenja smjer kako bi ga izbjegla.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't need a thermostat. The temperature adjusts itself to his comfort. | Chucku Norrisu ne treba termostat. Temperatura se sama prilagođava njegovoj udobnosti. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a thermostat. The temperature adjusts itself to his comfort. Chucku Norrisu ne treba termostat. Temperatura se sama prilagođava njegovoj udobnosti.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't use locks. Doors secure themselves for him. | Chuck Norris ne koristi brave. Vrata se sama zaključavaju za njega. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't use locks. Doors secure themselves for him. Chuck Norris ne koristi brave. Vrata se sama zaključavaju za njega.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't use a can opener. Cans open themselves for him. | Chuck Norris ne koristi otvarač za konzerve. Konzerve se same otvaraju za njega. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't use a can opener. Cans open themselves for him. Chuck Norris ne koristi otvarač za konzerve. Konzerve se same otvaraju za njega.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't use remote controls. TV channels change themselves to what he wants to watch. | Chuck Norris ne koristi daljinske upravljače. TV kanali se sami mijenjaju prema onome što on želi gledati. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't use remote controls. TV channels change themselves to what he wants to watch. Chuck Norris ne koristi daljinske upravljače. TV kanali se sami mijenjaju prema onome što on želi gledati.
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