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| Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants. | Chuck Norris no lee libros. Los mira fijamente hasta que obtiene la información que quiere. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants. Chuck Norris no lee libros. Los mira fijamente hasta que obtiene la información que quiere.
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| Chuck Norris can make onions cry. | Chuck Norris puede hacer llorar a las cebollas. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris can make onions cry. Chuck Norris puede hacer llorar a las cebollas.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't take showers. He takes blood baths. | Chuck Norris no se ducha. Toma baños de sangre. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't take showers. He takes blood baths. Chuck Norris no se ducha. Toma baños de sangre.
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| Chuck Norris can make fire with two ice cubes. | Chuck Norris puede hacer fuego con dos cubitos de hielo. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris can make fire with two ice cubes. Chuck Norris puede hacer fuego con dos cubitos de hielo.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't wear sunglasses. The sun wears Chuck Norris glasses. | Chuck Norris no lleva gafas de sol. El sol lleva gafas Chuck Norris. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't wear sunglasses. The sun wears Chuck Norris glasses. Chuck Norris no lleva gafas de sol. El sol lleva gafas Chuck Norris.
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| Chuck Norris can cook minute rice in 30 seconds. | Chuck Norris puede cocinar arroz minuto en 30 segundos. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris can cook minute rice in 30 seconds. Chuck Norris puede cocinar arroz minuto en 30 segundos.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't throw up. He throws down. | Chuck Norris no vomita. Vomita. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't throw up. He throws down. Chuck Norris no vomita. Vomita.
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| Chuck Norris can play the violin with a piano. | Chuck Norris puede tocar el violín con un piano. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris can play the violin with a piano. Chuck Norris puede tocar el violín con un piano.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't get brain freeze. Slurpees know when to back down. | A Chuck Norris no se le congela el cerebro. Los Slurpees saben cuándo retirarse. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't get brain freeze. Slurpees know when to back down. A Chuck Norris no se le congela el cerebro. Los Slurpees saben cuándo retirarse.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting. Hunting implies failure. Chuck Norris goes killing. | Chuck Norris no va de caza. La caza implica fracaso. Chuck Norris va a matar. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting. Hunting implies failure. Chuck Norris goes killing. Chuck Norris no va de caza. La caza implica fracaso. Chuck Norris va a matar.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't need a GPS. The GPS needs Chuck Norris. | Chuck Norris no necesita un GPS. El GPS necesita a Chuck Norris. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a GPS. The GPS needs Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris no necesita un GPS. El GPS necesita a Chuck Norris.
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| Chuck Norris can make a Happy Meal cry. | Chuck Norris puede hacer llorar a un Happy Meal. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris can make a Happy Meal cry. Chuck Norris puede hacer llorar a un Happy Meal.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong number. You pick up the wrong phone. | Chuck Norris no marca el número equivocado. Descuelga el teléfono equivocado. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong number. You pick up the wrong phone. Chuck Norris no marca el número equivocado. Descuelga el teléfono equivocado.
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| Chuck Norris can cut through a hot knife with butter. | Chuck Norris puede cortar un cuchillo caliente con mantequilla. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris can cut through a hot knife with butter. Chuck Norris puede cortar un cuchillo caliente con mantequilla.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet. He scares the crap out of it. | Chuck Norris no tira de la cadena. Le da un susto de muerte. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet. He scares the crap out of it. Chuck Norris no tira de la cadena. Le da un susto de muerte.
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