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| Chuck Norris doesn't use a pencil sharpener. Pencils sharpen themselves for him. | Chuck Norris no usa sacapuntas. Los lápices se afilan solos. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't use a pencil sharpener. Pencils sharpen themselves for him. Chuck Norris no usa sacapuntas. Los lápices se afilan solos.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't need a calculator. Numbers compute themselves for him. | Chuck Norris no necesita calculadora. Los números se calculan solos para él. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a calculator. Numbers compute themselves for him. Chuck Norris no necesita calculadora. Los números se calculan solos para él.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't use a telescope. Stars move closer for him to see. | Chuck Norris no usa telescopio. Las estrellas se acercan para que él las vea. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't use a telescope. Stars move closer for him to see. Chuck Norris no usa telescopio. Las estrellas se acercan para que él las vea.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't need a microphone. His voice amplifies itself. | Chuck Norris no necesita micrófono. Su voz se amplifica sola. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a microphone. His voice amplifies itself. Chuck Norris no necesita micrófono. Su voz se amplifica sola.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't use a timer. Time counts itself for him. | Chuck Norris no usa cronómetro. El tiempo cuenta solo para él. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't use a timer. Time counts itself for him. Chuck Norris no usa cronómetro. El tiempo cuenta solo para él.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't need a bookmark. Books remember where he stopped reading. | Chuck Norris no necesita marcapáginas. Los libros recuerdan dónde dejó de leer. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a bookmark. Books remember where he stopped reading. Chuck Norris no necesita marcapáginas. Los libros recuerdan dónde dejó de leer.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't use a scale. Weight measures itself for him. | Chuck Norris no usa báscula. El peso se mide solo para él. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't use a scale. Weight measures itself for him. Chuck Norris no usa báscula. El peso se mide solo para él.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't need a compass. North is wherever he points. | Chuck Norris no necesita brújula. El norte está donde él señale. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a compass. North is wherever he points. Chuck Norris no necesita brújula. El norte está donde él señale.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't use a calendar. Days schedule themselves around him. | Chuck Norris no usa calendario. Los días se programan a su alrededor. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't use a calendar. Days schedule themselves around him. Chuck Norris no usa calendario. Los días se programan a su alrededor.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't need a flashlight. Darkness illuminates itself for him. | Chuck Norris no necesita linterna. La oscuridad se ilumina sola para él. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a flashlight. Darkness illuminates itself for him. Chuck Norris no necesita linterna. La oscuridad se ilumina sola para él.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't use umbrellas. Rain changes direction to avoid him. | Chuck Norris no usa paraguas. La lluvia cambia de dirección para evitarle. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't use umbrellas. Rain changes direction to avoid him. Chuck Norris no usa paraguas. La lluvia cambia de dirección para evitarle.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't need a thermostat. The temperature adjusts itself to his comfort. | Chuck Norris no necesita termostato. La temperatura se ajusta sola a su comodidad. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a thermostat. The temperature adjusts itself to his comfort. Chuck Norris no necesita termostato. La temperatura se ajusta sola a su comodidad.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't use locks. Doors secure themselves for him. | Chuck Norris no usa cerraduras. Las puertas se cierran solas para él. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't use locks. Doors secure themselves for him. Chuck Norris no usa cerraduras. Las puertas se cierran solas para él.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't use a can opener. Cans open themselves for him. | Chuck Norris no usa abrelatas. Las latas se abren solas por él. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't use a can opener. Cans open themselves for him. Chuck Norris no usa abrelatas. Las latas se abren solas por él.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't use remote controls. TV channels change themselves to what he wants to watch. | Chuck Norris no utiliza mandos a distancia. Los canales de televisión cambian solos a lo que él quiere ver. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't use remote controls. TV channels change themselves to what he wants to watch. Chuck Norris no utiliza mandos a distancia. Los canales de televisión cambian solos a lo que él quiere ver.
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