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| Chuck Norris doesn't step on toes. Chuck Norris steps on necks. | Chuck Norris no pisa pies. Chuck Norris pisa cuellos. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't step on toes. Chuck Norris steps on necks. Chuck Norris no pisa pies. Chuck Norris pisa cuellos.
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| Chuck Norris can make a woman climax by simply pointing at her and saying 'booya'. | Chuck Norris puede hacer que una mujer llegue al clímax simplemente señalándola y diciendo "booya". | Details | |
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Chuck Norris can make a woman climax by simply pointing at her and saying 'booya'. Chuck Norris puede hacer que una mujer llegue al clímax simplemente señalándola y diciendo "booya".
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| Chuck Norris doesn't wear a condom. He IS protection. | Chuck Norris no lleva condón. Él ES protección. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't wear a condom. He IS protection. Chuck Norris no lleva condón. Él ES protección.
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| Chuck Norris can win at solitaire with only 18 cards. | Chuck Norris puede ganar al solitario con sólo 18 cartas. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris can win at solitaire with only 18 cards. Chuck Norris puede ganar al solitario con sólo 18 cartas.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't debug code. He intimidates the bugs into fixing themselves. | Chuck Norris no depura código. Intimida a los errores para que se arreglen solos. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't debug code. He intimidates the bugs into fixing themselves. Chuck Norris no depura código. Intimida a los errores para que se arreglen solos.
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| Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer. | Chuck Norris puede tocar a MC Hammer. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer. Chuck Norris puede tocar a MC Hammer.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't need to validate his markup. His markup is afraid to be invalid. | Chuck Norris no necesita validar su marcado. Su marcado tiene miedo de no ser válido. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't need to validate his markup. His markup is afraid to be invalid. Chuck Norris no necesita validar su marcado. Su marcado tiene miedo de no ser válido.
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| Chuck Norris can make a paraplegic run for his life. | Chuck Norris puede hacer que un parapléjico corra por su vida. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris can make a paraplegic run for his life. Chuck Norris puede hacer que un parapléjico corra por su vida.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't age. Time gets older. | Chuck Norris no envejece. El tiempo envejece. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't age. Time gets older. Chuck Norris no envejece. El tiempo envejece.
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| Chuck Norris can slam revolving doors. | Chuck Norris puede cerrar puertas giratorias. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris can slam revolving doors. Chuck Norris puede cerrar puertas giratorias.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't eat honey. He chews bees. | Chuck Norris no come miel. Mastica abejas. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't eat honey. He chews bees. Chuck Norris no come miel. Mastica abejas.
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| Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends. | Chuck Norris puede matar a tus amigos imaginarios. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends. Chuck Norris puede matar a tus amigos imaginarios.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris. | Chuck Norris no se moja. El agua moja a Chuck Norris. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris no se moja. El agua moja a Chuck Norris.
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| Chuck Norris can tie his shoes with his feet. | Chuck Norris puede atarse los zapatos con los pies. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris can tie his shoes with his feet. Chuck Norris puede atarse los zapatos con los pies.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't have a shadow. Darkness follows him. | Chuck Norris no tiene sombra. La oscuridad le sigue. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a shadow. Darkness follows him. Chuck Norris no tiene sombra. La oscuridad le sigue.
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