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| Chuck Norris doesn't surf the web. The web surfs Chuck Norris. | Chuck Norris no navega por Internet. La web navega por Chuck Norris. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't surf the web. The web surfs Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris no navega por Internet. La web navega por Chuck Norris.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't get sunburn. The sun gets Chuck Norris burn. | Chuck Norris no se quema con el sol. El sol quema a Chuck Norris. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't get sunburn. The sun gets Chuck Norris burn. Chuck Norris no se quema con el sol. El sol quema a Chuck Norris.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't parallel park. He parks and the street becomes parallel. | Chuck Norris no aparca en paralelo. Aparca y la calle se vuelve paralela. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't parallel park. He parks and the street becomes parallel. Chuck Norris no aparca en paralelo. Aparca y la calle se vuelve paralela.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't have DNA. DNA has Chuck Norris. | Chuck Norris no tiene ADN. El ADN tiene a Chuck Norris. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't have DNA. DNA has Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris no tiene ADN. El ADN tiene a Chuck Norris.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't need Twitter. He's already following you. | Chuck Norris no necesita Twitter. Ya te está siguiendo. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't need Twitter. He's already following you. Chuck Norris no necesita Twitter. Ya te está siguiendo.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't shave. He kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris. | Chuck Norris no se afeita. Se da patadas en la cara. Lo único que puede cortar a Chuck Norris es Chuck Norris. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't shave. He kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris no se afeita. Se da patadas en la cara. Lo único que puede cortar a Chuck Norris es Chuck Norris.
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| Chuck Norris can make a campfire by rubbing two ice cubes together. | Chuck Norris puede hacer una hoguera frotando dos cubitos de hielo. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris can make a campfire by rubbing two ice cubes together. Chuck Norris puede hacer una hoguera frotando dos cubitos de hielo.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't have a computer. Just a keyboard that he yells at. | Chuck Norris no tiene ordenador. Sólo un teclado al que le grita. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a computer. Just a keyboard that he yells at. Chuck Norris no tiene ordenador. Sólo un teclado al que le grita.
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| Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle. | Chuck Norris puede hacer un caballito en un monociclo. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle. Chuck Norris puede hacer un caballito en un monociclo.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't have chest hair. He has a forest of fury. | Chuck Norris no tiene pelo en el pecho. Tiene un bosque de furia. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't have chest hair. He has a forest of fury. Chuck Norris no tiene pelo en el pecho. Tiene un bosque de furia.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't breathe air. Air hides in his lungs for protection. | Chuck Norris no respira aire. El aire se esconde en sus pulmones para protegerse. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't breathe air. Air hides in his lungs for protection. Chuck Norris no respira aire. El aire se esconde en sus pulmones para protegerse.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't go on the internet. He IS the internet. | Chuck Norris no entra en Internet. Él ES Internet. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't go on the internet. He IS the internet. Chuck Norris no entra en Internet. Él ES Internet.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't use pickup lines. He simply says, 'Now.' | Chuck Norris no usa frases para ligar. Simplemente dice: "Ahora". | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't use pickup lines. He simply says, 'Now.' Chuck Norris no usa frases para ligar. Simplemente dice: "Ahora".
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| Chuck Norris doesn't need an alarm clock. His beard wakes him up. | Chuck Norris no necesita despertador. Su barba le despierta. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't need an alarm clock. His beard wakes him up. Chuck Norris no necesita despertador. Su barba le despierta.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't have to worry about changing his clock twice a year for daylight savings time. The sun rises and sets when Chuck Norris tells it to. | Chuck Norris no tiene que preocuparse de cambiar su reloj dos veces al año por el horario de verano. El sol sale y se pone cuando Chuck Norris se lo ordena. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't have to worry about changing his clock twice a year for daylight savings time. The sun rises and sets when Chuck Norris tells it to. Chuck Norris no tiene que preocuparse de cambiar su reloj dos veces al año por el horario de verano. El sol sale y se pone cuando Chuck Norris se lo ordena.
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