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Chuck Norris doesn't need batteries. Electronic devices power themselves in his presence. Chuck Norris doesn't need batteries. Electronic devices power themselves in his presence. Details

Chuck Norris doesn't need batteries. Electronic devices power themselves in his presence.

Chuck Norris doesn't need batteries. Electronic devices power themselves in his presence.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use maps. The world rearranges itself for his convenience. Chuck Norris doesn't use maps. The world rearranges itself for his convenience. Details

Chuck Norris doesn't use maps. The world rearranges itself for his convenience.

Chuck Norris doesn't use maps. The world rearranges itself for his convenience.
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Chuck Norris doesn't pay taxes. Taxes pay Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris doesn't pay taxes. Taxes pay Chuck Norris. Details

Chuck Norris doesn't pay taxes. Taxes pay Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris doesn't pay taxes. Taxes pay Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use elevators. Buildings rise to meet him. Chuck Norris doesn't use elevators. Buildings rise to meet him. Details

Chuck Norris doesn't use elevators. Buildings rise to meet him.

Chuck Norris doesn't use elevators. Buildings rise to meet him.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a driver's license. Cars drive themselves for him. Chuck Norris doesn't need a driver's license. Cars drive themselves for him. Details

Chuck Norris doesn't need a driver's license. Cars drive themselves for him.

Chuck Norris doesn't need a driver's license. Cars drive themselves for him.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use a computer mouse. The mouse uses Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris doesn't use a computer mouse. The mouse uses Chuck Norris. Details

Chuck Norris doesn't use a computer mouse. The mouse uses Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris doesn't use a computer mouse. The mouse uses Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't knock on doors. Doors knock for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris doesn't knock on doors. Doors knock for Chuck Norris. Details

Chuck Norris doesn't knock on doors. Doors knock for Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris doesn't knock on doors. Doors knock for Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't open doors. Doors open themselves for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris doesn't open doors. Doors open themselves for Chuck Norris. Details

Chuck Norris doesn't open doors. Doors open themselves for Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris doesn't open doors. Doors open themselves for Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't drink coffee. Coffee drinks Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris doesn't drink coffee. Coffee drinks Chuck Norris. Details

Chuck Norris doesn't drink coffee. Coffee drinks Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris doesn't drink coffee. Coffee drinks Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a recipe. Food cooks itself in his presence. Chuck Norris doesn't need a recipe. Food cooks itself in his presence. Details

Chuck Norris doesn't need a recipe. Food cooks itself in his presence.

Chuck Norris doesn't need a recipe. Food cooks itself in his presence.
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Chuck Norris doesn't get parking tickets. The police give him awards for creative parking. Chuck Norris doesn't get parking tickets. The police give him awards for creative parking. Details

Chuck Norris doesn't get parking tickets. The police give him awards for creative parking.

Chuck Norris doesn't get parking tickets. The police give him awards for creative parking.
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Chuck Norris doesn't go to the gym. The gym comes to Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris doesn't go to the gym. The gym comes to Chuck Norris. Details

Chuck Norris doesn't go to the gym. The gym comes to Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris doesn't go to the gym. The gym comes to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a parachute to skydive. He just grabs a passing bird. Chuck Norris doesn't need a parachute to skydive. He just grabs a passing bird. Details

Chuck Norris doesn't need a parachute to skydive. He just grabs a passing bird.

Chuck Norris doesn't need a parachute to skydive. He just grabs a passing bird.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use spell check. If he misspells a word, the dictionary changes the spelling. Chuck Norris doesn't use spell check. If he misspells a word, the dictionary changes the spelling. Details

Chuck Norris doesn't use spell check. If he misspells a word, the dictionary changes the spelling.

Chuck Norris doesn't use spell check. If he misspells a word, the dictionary changes the spelling.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need Google. He IS the search engine. Chuck Norris doesn't need Google. He IS the search engine. Details

Chuck Norris doesn't need Google. He IS the search engine.

Chuck Norris doesn't need Google. He IS the search engine.
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